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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY PRIZE - Nothing Silly Though"

I'm useless at this myself, so forget about any entry from me.

The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.

Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.

The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).

Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.

You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.

Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....

"join our gaming shed"?!?!?!

Have you finished those pills off already?

:-)

Can we do hymns too?

Onward Christian soldiers becomes "Onward Forum Regulars"

1
Onward, forum regulars, posting console war,
with the prize of Gameaday going on once more.
Tony, the Reserve Master, leads against the foe;
forward into advertising see his banners go!

Refrain
Onward, forum regulars, posting console war,
with the prize of Gameaday going on once more.

2
Like a mighty army move the Sonyphile;
Posters, we are posting where Notables do smile.
We are not divided, all one gaming nation,
one in Xbox and GAMECUBE, one in Playstation.

3
Films and games may perish, other forums rise and wane,
but the chat of SR constant will remain.
The spammers can never 'gainst FOG Prime prevail;
we have Tony's promise, and that cannot fail.

4
Onward then, ye posters, join our gaming shed,
blend with ours your comments in the triumph thread.
Glory, games, and movies unto the GAD winners,
this through countless forums defeats the spam sinners.

Go on, sing it loud!

You'll like this one - it's an adaptation of Lou Reed's A Walk On The Wildside:

Shaneo came for 2 gamesaday,
Thought he could win, cause he had lots to say
Tapped his fingernails on the keypad
Posted reviews and got a GAD - he said

Hey Grix, put a post on the Prime side
Said hey Goatboy, put a post on the Chat side

The Game came from out of the Midlands
In the chat forum he posted his opinions
But he never lost his head
Even when his console was dead - he said

Hey Ant, put a post on the Prime side
Said hey pb, put a post on the Chat side
And the notables go, doo dodoo....

Your Honour never once gave it away
Gettin' the GAD he deserved one day
A GAMECUBE here and a Xbox there
Ukchatforums is the place where - they said

Hey Dan, put a post on the Prime side
Said hey Wookiee, put a post on the Chat side

Rastabillyskank came and hit the prime
Looking for free games and a place to rhyme
Went all out to get the most
You should have seen him post post post - he said

Hey Tony, put a post on the Prime side
Said hey Snuggly, put a post on the Chat side

Turbo is just speeding away
Thought Gran Turismo should be played all day
Then I guess he had to crash
Posting instead would have stopped that bash - he said

Hey er-no, put a post on the Prime side
Said hey SHEEPY, put a post on the Chat side
And the notables go, doo dodoo.....

PURPLE HILLS by D12
Rakuga Remix: Blue and White Chat Forums
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No offence is meant by any of the members mentioned in this post,
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I've talked in many places, I've talked with so many faces
But nothing compares to this.. blue and white chat forums
I've seen so many forums
Fifties to hundreds but who's countin'
But nothing compares to these blue and white chat forums

Cool, calm, and lots of fun
With lots of people who get along
There's Sniper with a trick up his sleeve (aah)
Sniping people's topics till they get up and leave
I can't describe the vibe I get, when I post a message
And loads of replies I get, and Er-no doesn't agree and is getting himself into a fit
Oh no Sniper's getting mad again... close this topic or I'll tell my mum,
This discussion board makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat 'til I start losing weight
Til I see dumb topics start happening
from newbies trying to win a gameaday again
So pounce, pounce, c'mon pounce
I said c'mon pounce
Everybody in the room posting mass amounts
To the newbies telling them to sort it out
We don't like spam, if you don't believe me ask around
Dan2k throws the bombest bash in town
Turbonutter, oh no he's lashing out,
Help me get him on the couch 'fore he gets gives a newbie a clout,

(Come on) Drop that, someone help Time Warp okay
Who's upstairs arguing with Ant today
Hey Pb, stop winning gameaday
You win too many, chill out okay!
The chat forums is the place to have fun,
If you don't believe me come on!
Yo, Tony's the man who owns this place,
Letting people chat who seem like they are from outer space,
Just take one look at Fantasymeister,
If you don't believe me sister,
Wookie Monster scares me silly,
Scary and hairy - what the hell is he?
You get so high that you can win a gameaday
On some new topic that took you 50 minutes to write
I think I wrote too much (ah-ha)
I think I got it wrong (ah-ha)
Grix , Goatboy and The Game,
Watch out, they have won again...

I've talked in many places, I've talked with so many faces
But nothing compares to this blue and white chat forums
I've seen so many forums
Fifties to hundreds but who's countin'
But nothing compares to these blue and white chat forums

There's like 200 of us
Men and boys, ladies and girls
All of them like Special Reserve
Even animals seem to like ukchatforums,
Sheeps, dragons monkeys and ants
All of which have something to rant
Bla bla bla bla bla,

Top place, place of cool,
Hop to the chat even during school
Write two lines then get caught by a teacher,
Telling you off convinced she's some kind of preacher
I wanna stay here all day, chat through the week until Saturday
Until my mind gets me a gameaday,
And when I'm old and grey, gonna still be here,
Telling newbies to go away,
I don't care, I know not of sympathy
When talking to them have to be careful what I say
About 50% are just here for the gameaday
Then they go and never come back,
I post four posts at a time,
Why I don't do anything else is a secret of mine,
Stick myself in a room, talking to Khazar's when he's not banned,
Your Honour and Dringo, Shaneo too
All make life more interesting than a kangaroo
Good old internet for giving me this
Special Reserve chat forums are such a bliss (swift chill)
I just wanna talk games like you (yeah)
Discuss lots of topics in lots of different rooms, (ah-ha)
With lots of people who like to too (ah-ha)
I only needed to be a regular to be branded cool
It's bed time - I'll be back soon!

I've talked in many places, I've talked with so many faces
But nothing compares to this blue and white chat forums
I've seen so many forums
Fifties to hundreds but who's countin'
But nothing compares to these blue and white chat forums

I'm on another webpage, looking at a babe
Then I turn to Special Reserve
Tired and loaded with caffeine
Talking to hundreds of guys
Bout films and games and chicken pie,
Other chat forums ain't like this,
Khazar wishes he was never banned from such bliss,
Turbonutter he's nice alright
SSXPro's posts are worth your sight
But this ain't the place to get a girl
With a population of about only 12,
Males devote much time to find them,
and sadly some stay up all night

I've talked in many places, I've talked with so many faces
But nothing compares to this blue and white chat forums
I've seen so many forums
Fifties to hundreds but who's countin'
But nothing compares to these blue and white chat forums

There's like 200 of us
Men and boys, ladies and girls
All of them like Special Reserve
Even animals seem to like ukchatforums,
Sheeps, dragons monkeys and ants
All of which have something to rant
Bla bla bla bla bla,

er-no wrote:

The er-no boy from Wimbledon went
> crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the TimeWarp gang


That's one tune I can dig.


**T_W Stands up and jigs to the tune that isnt even there...**

(:)

COOLIO: Gangsta's Paradise
CJC: Loosers Paradise

As I walk through the forum of the shadow of threads
I take a look at my games
And realise there's nothing left
'Cause I've been typing and loosing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone
But I ain't never crossed a member that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a newbie, you know that's unheard of
You betta watch how ya spamming
And where ya typing
Or you and your newbies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to loose but I gotta look
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda g that little newbies wanna be like
On my knees in the chat
Saying prayers in the street light

1:
Been spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise
Keep spending most our lives
Living in a loosers paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facing
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the staff
So I gotta be down with the 'hood team
Too much television watching, got me chasing threads
I'm an educated fool with winning on my mind
Got my review in my brain and a gleam in my eye
I'm a locked out member, set tripping banger
And my newbies are down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, banning ain't nothing but a heart beat away
I'm living life win or die, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now , will I ever win to see twenty-four
The way things is going I don't know

2:
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones that loose are you and me?

Repeat 1

Power in the games, games in the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't looking
It's going on in the chat rooms
But I don't know who's winning
They say I gotta learn
But nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't
I guess they won't, I guess they front
That's why I know my life is out of luck, foo!

Repeat 1
Repeat 2 twice

Linkin Park – Chatting (Crawling)

CHORUS

Chatting in my sleep
These posts, they will not be read
Fear is why i type
Confusing what i just said

There's something inside me that pulls me into the FOG room
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear will keep me typing
Controlling

I can't seem
To find where I am again
My computer is closing down
(Without a sense of confidence I’m convinced that there’s just too many posts to take)
I've felt this way before
So speechless

CHORUS

Chatting in my sleep
These posts, they will not be read
Fear is why i type
Confusing what i just said


Discomfort, endlessly has chatted itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own posts
It's haunting how I can't seem...

I can't seem
To find where I am again
My computer is closing down
(Without a sense of confidence I’m convinced that there’s just too many posts to take)
I've felt this way before
So speechless


CHORUS (Repeat until end)

Chatting in my sleep
These posts, they will not be read
Fear is why i type
Confusing what i just said


There's something inside me that pulls me into the FOG room
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear will keep me typing
Controlling


I picked this one coz I think it would be funny to hear someone try and sing all those long words which just go on forever.

Baah Baah white sheep have you any bull?

Yes sir, yes sir five bags empty.

On for the plaster and one for the game.

And one for the big boy who lives up the drain.

:-P

JAIL HOUSE FOG.. WITH SO MUCH MORE PARTS!
:D Just keep to the beat.

Honour and Gasmask threw a party in the FOG.
SNIPERS crew was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out SR members sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

FantasyMeister played the tenor saxophone,
Grix Thraves was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The er-no boy from Wimbledon went crash, boom, bang,
the whole rhythm section was the TimeWarp gang
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

Dan2k1 said to the unknown female:
"You're the cutest SR member I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Special Reserve Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

Ant was a sittin' on a block of stone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
Then Snuggly and Joe said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a PS2 use a wooden chair." (hehehe)
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

Tony said to Goatboy, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Meka turned to Dringo and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around awhile so I can get my kicks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

SHEEPY was the highlight on the dancefloor
No on else could beat him with his funky dance flicks
Sheepy looked at pb as he started to dance
Oh my god pb your acting like a prance.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

er-no was screaming down the slide tombone
RastaBilly decided to leave him all alone
er-no turned to Grix and said, "er-no,
I don't mind you playing the sax if you want to have a go."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

Grix picked up the tenor saxophone
The screech that came out was such a drone
RastaBillySkank then started to moan
his belly had had to much it made him groan.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

pb couldn't take the mood no more
He loved the beat though and stayed for more
pb laughed at Ant while he danced alone
er-no was still shouting down the slide trombone
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

Dringo took over the heavy drum beat
The party went wild, and so did everyones feet
er-no winked at Dringo when he let it out
and then everybody just began to SHOUT:
'Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock. '

Mouldy Cheeses crew ran in and started a choir
Grix wasn't having it and started to fire
An AK47 came out and so did a gun
er-no saw his chance and began to run
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

Sniper then saw what he thought was rare
A golden choir girl who had incredible gold hair
She didnt like his look and brought a gun
Sniper soiled himself and began to run
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole FOG
was dancin' to the Special Reserve Rock.

Thank You very much for reading

QUEEN. :D.

Tony:

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy
Caught in the FOG, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the television
Forum's not reality, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Anyway the forum goes, doesn't really matter to me
...to me

Webmaster:

Mama, just banned a man, put a cookie against his reg.
Clicked the buttom, now he's fled
Tony, SR had just begun
But everyone is now picking 'Bad Fur Day'
Mama oooh... the Share price is making me cry
I will be back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Joe:

Too late, my time has come, the console war is over
Users leaving without a trace
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave Ali behind and face the truth
Tony oooh
I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never picked that winner at all

Ali: (Joe in brackets) {webmaster in brakets}

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, Joe you better come back here
Picking games a day, very very frightening
'Conkers bad fur day' (Sorry Ali)
'Conkers bad fur day' (Sorry Ali)
'Conkers bad fur day' (goodbye now)
But I'm just a employee and webmasters going to kill me
Conkers Bad Fur Day has been picked too many times
Spare me my life from this loss of sponduli
gameaday gameaday, will you let me go
{you have a contract! SR will not let you go,} let him go
{you have a contract! SR will not let you go,} let him go
{you have a contract! SR will not let you go,} let him go
{Will not let you go, let me go}
{Will not let you go let me go}
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Tony 1, Tony 2, tony 3 let me go
webmaster has had a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

webmaster:

So you think you can pick an expensive game that many times.
Conkers Bad Fur Day 60 x 5?
Oh Ali, can't do this to me Ali
Just please pick a cheap game, any one out of these

Tony:

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me


Hope you enjoyed it.
er-no