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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY PRIZE - Nothing Silly Though"

I'm useless at this myself, so forget about any entry from me.

The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.

Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.

The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).

Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.

You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.

Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....

*Stan Music*
My pc’s froze I'm wondering why I..
Got to my pc alone
The top posters are still posting
and I can see it at all
And if I couldn’t it would all be grey,
Like MJSERVES name
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Dear Tony, I wrote but you still ain't talking
I left my e-mail my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two posts back in autumn, you must have blocked’em
There probably was a problem with the net or something
Sometimes I spell addresses sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways; stuff it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My daughters getting married too, I'm bout to be a father-in-law
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'm gonna name her Sarah

I read about your mate Andy too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some mates who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I love everything you write in pen
I even got the original writing you did with Snuggly, Loki and No10
I got a room full of your software and your games man
I like the stuff you did with loki too, that stuff was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours,
Your biggest fan this is a man

Chorus
My pc’s froze I'm wondering why I..
Got to my pc alone
The top posters are still posting
and I can see it at all
And if I couldn’t it would all be grey,
Like MJSERVES name
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Dear Tony, you still ain't posted or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's damn rude you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your shop
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Ali
That's my best ever mate man, he's only s34 years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
Four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty rude man - you're like his god damn idol
He wants to have a higher word count then you then I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Nottingham - you said if I'd e-mailed you
you would e-mail back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my bank details neither
They used to rip us off and cheat on her
I can relate to what you're saying in your posts
So when I have a bad day, I mention them in my toasts
Cause I don't really nothing else so this site helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself off from the world
It's like adrenaline, the pain is suddenly hurled
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My mates are jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But they don't know you like I know you Tony, no one does
They don't know what it was like for me growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Tom -- P.S.
How was that long cruise?

Chorus
My pc’s froze I'm wondering why I..
Got to my pc alone
The top posters are still posting
and I can see it at all
And if I couldn’t it would all be grey,
Like MJSERVES name
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Post-To-My-Fans,
This'll be the last post I’ll ever send you man
It's been here 24 days still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two post
I wrote my name on 'em perfect
So this is my letter I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in my house right now, I'm doing 46,666 bps on my computer
Hey Tony, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to post?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm damn annoyed, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy post or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your games off my wall

I hate you Tony, you coulda given me that game
You ruined my my life now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Tony Shut up Ali! I'm trying to type
Hey Tony, that's your friend screaming in my basement
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
Cause if she suffocates he'll suffer more, and then he'll die too
Well, gotta go, I've almost got my knife now
Oh God, I forgot, how'm I supposed to sit this out?

Chorus
My pc’s froze I'm wondering why I..
Got to my pc alone
The top posters are still posting
and I can see it at all
And if I couldn’t it would all be grey,
Like MJSERVES name
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

*Tony*

Dear Boxer, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said you’re in need of a Mac how bad is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the GAD I owe you
I'm sorry I didn't see you outside my shop, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you
But what's this you said you never look at your bank details too?
I say that I was just clowning dog, C’mon - how messed up is you?
You got some issues Tom, I think you need some counselling
To help yourself from bouncing off the walls when you I buy you that new Mac

And what's this about you hating me?
That type of stuff make me not want us to meet each other
I really think your mates need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Tom
Why are you so mad? What was all that stuff about a bomb?
I just don't want you to do some crazy things
I seen this one guy on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and stab himself in the wrists
And had some dude in the trunk, and he was director of SR, had some kids
And in the car they found a letter, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
YES!!

Bryan Adams: Everything I do, I do it for you.
Ant: Everything I post, I post it for you.


Look into my topic-you will read
What you mean to me
Search the site-search your soul
And if you find GADS there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth writing for
You can't tell me it's not worth trying for
You know it's true
Everything I post, I post it for you.

Look into your profile-you will find
There's nothing left to hide
Take me as I am-take my GAD
I would give it all-I would sacrifice
Don't tell me that it's worth copying for
I can't help it-please don't cheat no more
You know it's true
Everything I post, I post it for you.

There's no Snuggly-like SR's Snuggly
And no other-could give more games
There's no games-unless he's here
All the time-every day (except weekeeeends!)

Ok-you can't tell me it's not worth writing for
I can't help it-please don't cheat no more
I would spam for you-I'd listen to Nintys for you
Recommend Mario games for you-yeah, Id buy a GC for you!
You know it's true
Everything I post, I post it for you.

well done on winning mr coates

Tune: Heaven is a Halfpipe.

If I win on Gameaday,
At least at home for free I'll play.
'Cause right now I've only won one time,
So I must make this dumb thing rhyme.

When most gamers think of heaven,
They come to Gameaday.
And write over in the forums,
Or post reviews of games.
But if you want to win in our heaven,
Then you'll need some quality posts.
If they're rubbish or too boring,
The game'll go to MR.COATES...

(Sing it!)

If I win on Gameday,
At least at home for free I'll play.
'Cause right now I'm winning one more time,
With this pathetic cheesy rhyme........



Cheers!!
:D :D :D

To the tune of "I get around":

Game Game Game-a-day, Win Game-a-days yeah
Game-a-day whooo-oooo win Game-a-day
*repeat*

I'm gettin bugged playing on the same old game again
I Gotta find a new place where the posters have zen

The Forums have gotten real well known
The spammers come but then they leave us alone

Chorus:
Game-a-days games games ev-ery day *I post all day*
Game-a-days games games ev-ery day *I post all night*
Game-a-days games games ev-ery day *win free games n films*
Game-a-days games games ev-ery day *Yes thats right!*

Game-a-day games games every day
Wap wadoo
wap wadoo
wap wadooo-oooo

I always use SR cos its never been beat
And I always get on well with the FOGgers I meet

Now the GADs [1 syllable] arent easy cos it wouldnt be right
To win all the best games in a single night

Chorus

win game-a-days games gaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaa-aaames
Game Game Game-a-day win Game-a days yeah
Game-a-day whooo-oooo win Game-a-day
*repeat to fade out*


There we go!

Pro Evo's - advice

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of SR
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, SR would be it.
The long term benefits of SR have been proved by many regulars,
the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth as a newbie
oh nevermind; you will spam anyway with
the power of spamming with your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 1 years you'll look back at posts and be ashamed of yourself
and recall in a way you will faint,
lay before you, your stupitiy as a newbie.
You are not as thicks as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future; or GAD, but know that worrying is
as effective as trying to post on here with no internet access.
The real troubles in your life becoming to be liked and accepted here.
Do one thing everyday that scares you, post in the nintendo forum!
Dont be reckless with other peoples posts, dont put up with people
who are reckless with your posts


Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead with GADS, sometimes
you're behind, the posts are long, and in the end, its pointless tying to compete
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old reviews, spam in your own disscussion toics.
SHOUT!.
Don't feel guilty if you dont know what to post in topics,
the most interesting people I know here didnt know what to write at 12:00 am saturday morning , some of the most interesting people I know still
dont.

Get plenty of word counts, you never know what will be said about you
Be kind to your fingers, youll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll win, maybe you wont, maybe you'll have lots of GADs,
maybe you won't, maybe you'll get banned on wednesday,
maybe you'll have an arguemant about why the nes is better than PS2.
What ever you do, dont congratulate yourself too much or bost yourself,
all your posts are half chance, so are everybody elses.
Enjoy your time here, use it every way you can, don't be afraid of
it, or what other people think of it, its the greatest site
youll ever visit..

Write reviews.
Its the only way you will ever win.
Read the rules, even if you dont follow them.
Do NOT read Eb magazines, they will only make you feel bad
Get to know the notables, you never know when you will be one.
Be nice to your SR buddies; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that SR friends come and go,
but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in SR, because the
older you get, the more you need to feel young.
Live in near an SR once, but leave before you run out of money to live;
live in near another SR once, but leave before it makes you backrupt.

Travel.
visit other forums,
posts will philander, you too will get old,
and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were
young PS2 prices were reasonable, notables were noble and
notable hunters had a good aim.

Respect the regulars.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might
run out.
Don't mess too much with your tag, or by the time you're done with it, it will sound crap
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice in this forum is useless,there are nintys and X-box people here, dispensing it is a way of makeing PS2 better, wiping the others out, painting over the ugly parts and
recycling it for more than its worth.

But trust me on SR, im Pro Evo......

bah bah sheepy have you any gads
yes sir yes sir 8 gads thanks
one from a post
one from a review
one for some cheats
one from an extra gad
and four others which i cant remember anymore

ok i had an idea - but it didnt work out as planed

RumpleSmoothSkin wrote:
> I have read through all the songs with no idea of who these people are, and I
> have to say that I really like Meka's, The Game's and er-no's.

All those
> three have changed most lyrics.

it may seem easy, but its really qite hard to change most words in a song, which have something to do with the forum and fit in.

i agree with you,they are good songs by thev above users.

This my version of Limp Bizkit My Way I wanna do well with this cos even with my last account here I never win!

Special, You think your special you do
I can see it when I read your posts and on your stats and
You think your oh so great
Just once you managed to win a game
and now you think you will win again
cause you want some more of this
now your miffed yeah

This time your gonna go all out
This time your gonna sit down and type
your gonna review things your way
Cos its your review
Your review for Gameaday

This one you feel is gotta win
And you will stop eveyrthing
To be on your PC again
Reviewing again

(Yeah)

This time your gonna go all out
This time your gonna sit down and type
your gonna review things your way
Cos its your review
Your review for Gameaday
Someday it'll all go your way
Cause never know
No ya never no
When your gonna win
Someday you'll send an e-mail
To special reserve
Cos you've just won gameday
And you will choose a game

Just one review
And you'll be a winner
Yes you will win at Gameaday
And you'll be the one with a game

(Yeah)

This time your gonna go all out
This time your gonna sit down and type
your gonna review things your way
Cos its your review
Your review for Gameaday
Someday it'll all go your way
Cause never know
No ya never no
When your gonna win
Someday you might win gameaday
Cause you never know
no ya never know
If your gonna win

I have read through all the songs with no idea of who these people are, and I have to say that I really like Meka's, The Game's and er-no's.

All those three have changed most lyrics.