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The winner of this competition will be the person who best adapts the wording of a popular song to something relevant to the forums or the people in them.
Your entry can be short or it can be long. It's the funniest or most original that will win.
The winning entry will be sung by Iguana and published as a downloadable WAV file for all to hear (or whatever).
Write your entry into a post in this topic, stating if necessary which song you have adapted.
You can enter as many times as you like and the competition runs until the end of September.
Now - where's that Singalongwithmax LP, or was it Singalongamax? You need hands....
Turn on your Mac , relax
And win a game
In UK Chat Forums
In UK Chat Forums
Write down your thoughts
Surrender to the Notables
In Future of Gaming
In Future of Gaming
Then you will see
Your topics don't succeed
You must keep trying
You must keep trying
Eventually
You'll win a Gameaday
You lucky thing
You lucky thing
And play the game
Alone or with a friend
UK chat forums
UK chat forums
UK chat forums
UK chat forums
UK chat forums
UK chat forums
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Vottanator - Give the GAD away!
I would like to leave this forum,
I've nothin' to write and I don't wanna bore'em with,
All the rubbish I'd write if I stayed,
There's nothin' inside my mind.
And when I leave this topic,
I'll give the mouse just another quick click,
Cause I can enter another post,
Just by clicking the mouse.
So here I am,
Still typin' a lot yet it's nothin' but spam.
My hands just don't stop,
When my mind can't think no more.
So what do you say?
You won't give them the game that is mine anyway.
Give the GAD away!
Give the GAD away!
Give the GAD away!
I've won FAD, I've won GAD, but I don't feel proud.
And when I leave this website,
I'd like to stay but I've been up all night and,
I've got school in the mornin' so,
I've gotta get up early.
And if I could leave this PC,
I'd find me a laptop and I'd be happy but,
They are just so expensive and,
I don't even have a job.
Here I am,
Still typin' a lot yet it's nothin' but spam.
My hands just don't stop,
When my mind can't think no more.
So what do you say?
You won't give them the game that is mine anyway.
Give the GAD away!
Give the GAD away!
Give the GAD away!
I've won FAD, I've won GAD, but I don't feel proud.
No I don't feel proud.
No I don't feel proud.
I don't feel proud.
I don't feel proud.
I don't feel proud.
I don't feel proooouuuuud.
Game-a-day, it the best, win a prize, if ya can
if you don't want nada
None of this, gun in this, brotha' runnin this,
meka dragon, look it's like I told ya
Any gamer that's in distress
Be out of that mess when they meet us pests,
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see the mods when they a mad,
game-a-day, its the best, so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?
Not the E.B.'s
Now who you gonna call?
The special reserve!
If your in a tiff with people like us,
Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Game-a-day)
When I roll into the (Game-a-day)
When I stroll into the (Game-a-day)
When I browse into the (Game-a-day)
We going straight to the game a day
We going straight to the game a day
Just the two of us..
Just the two of us..
Just the two of us..
Just the two of us..
Just the two of us..
Just the two of us..
Just the two of us.
[Tony]
Guys your boss loves you (hey)
And I'll always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothing
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you
20 Years Ago
C'mon Sarah, we going to the beach
Grab a couple of games and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's Ali? He's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know Ali, he's one of those type of men
that do crazy things, and if he don't get her way, he'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And Ali said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, he was eatin
dinner while you were sweeping and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Ali’s messy isn't she? We'll let him wash off in the water
and me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?
Just the two of us..
And when we ride!
Just the two of us..
Just you and I!
Just the two of us..
And when we ride!
Just the two of us..
Just you and I!
See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause Ali’s got a new boss and a jag
And we don't want that do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say Ali was real real bad
He was being mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put hime on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out
I told you it's okay Sarh, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Two Thousand and one, Tony And Ali, and his daughter
Just the two of us..
And when we ride!
Just the two of us..
Just you and I!
Just the two of us..
And when we ride!
Just the two of us..
Just you and I!
Wake up sleepy head we're here, before we play
We're gonna take Ali for a little walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Ali’s too sweepy to hear you screamin in his ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get him to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for Ali at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock?
We'll tie it to his feet then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes Ali, splashing in the water
No more fighting wit dad, no more restraining order
No more arguements, no more pay raises
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell Ali you love him (Aliii!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us..
And when we ride!
Just the two of us..
Just you and I
Just the two of us..
And when we ride!
Just the two of us..
Just you and I
Just the two of us..
Just me and you baby
is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby
Please take no offense in this post and none of my others, there all just a bit of harmless fun.
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner,
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner,
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner,
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner
Making moves yeah on the keyboard
Got to keep on typin' yeah real hardcore
From the GAD to the FOG that's where I was at
You know, you know al the Posters do it like that
With EvilBoris all over your...
SR it's all up to you
When the Mods go wild
Tell me watcha gonna do
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner,
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner,
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner,
Game-A-Day when the
mods say your a winner
"UK Chat forums"
Hotel california.
--
(Cue Notables with Guitars, Ant with tambourine, Er-no on stage with microphone.)
(Curtains raised)
(Wild cheering)
On a lone night of surfer,
Clicking links here and there,
Quick rising of boredom,
Rising up through my mind,
Then all of a sudden,
Sure a wonderful site,
My head was clearing and my sight so keen,
Had to stop here all night.
Tony stood in the doorway,
I heard the gaming bells,
I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell,
Then he gave me an account
And he showed me the way
There came voices now from every thread,
Thought I heard them say,
Welcome to the UK chat forums.
Such a lovely place,
(Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of fun at the UK chat forums
And in day or night
(And in day or night)
Such a lovely site.
He offers free game every day,
He’s got a forum of friends,
He’s got a lot of working, working staff,
That he calls friends
And how they post in the forums
Sweet topic reads,
Some posts to remember
Some posts to forget.
So I called Mr Snuggly
Please give me a game
he said,
We ain’t had that spirit here
Since turbonutter’s whine,
And still those forums are calling
From far away
Wake you up when you’re sleeping
Just to here them say
Welcome to the UK chat forums
Such a lovely place
(such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Livin’ it up at the UK chat forums
What a nice surprise, won a great game prize.
Chatter in the forums,
And in the fog prime and they say
We are just all prisoners here
Of Tony’s own device
And in longest thread now,
We all slip into
We confuse all with our minds
But we want to be best
Last thing I remember
I was running from Tony
I knew I couldn’t get out easy
To the place I was before
Relax said Mr Snuggly,
We are programmed to receive
You can sign out any time you like,
But you can never leave.
(More wild cheering and clapping)
Do you have my game?
Yes sir Yes sir
It's very lame
One for you
And one for your pain
And one for Ali who lives down the drain
"Gameaday from Tony"
Lady Marmalade.
--
Hehe.
Meka:
Where’s all the good posters
Lemme see you go posters..
Meka:
Hey Tony, Go Tony, Soul Tony, Flow Tony..
Hey Tony, Go Tony, Soul Tony, Go Tony.
Meka: We met the tonster down old GAD HQ.
Promising us all free games.
He said “Hello, hey guys, You wanna forum to post in”
Oh! Huh huh..
Chorus:
Gamer, Gamer Gameadaya. (Hey hey hey)
Gamer Gamer Game for me.. (me)
Forum of the Fogger ya ya
Gameaday from Tony
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu, par jour
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu.
Ant: Yea yea yea!
Wookiee:
We posted and posted, making our friends.
Boy, how great those chatters are.
Oh, those great forums were where we started to post. Oh!
Chorus:
Gamer, Gamer Gameadaya. (Hey hey hey)
Gamer Gamer Game for me.. (me)
Forum of the Fogger ya ya
Gameaday from Tony
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu, par jour
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu
Ant: Tony came through with Gads everyday.
I told him ‘bout my views, all written nice.
We’re independent Gamers, some mistake us for nerds.
I’m sayin’: Why spend mine, when I can win yours.
Disagree? Well, They’re your games. I’m sorry.
I’ll keep postin’ and hopin’ to win, darnit.
Play ideal games, Great consoles too.
We are the Gamers of the F-O-G.
Hey Tony, Soul tony, betta get me’ Games tony.
We play games with cola in our glass
Coca Cola, the meaning of expensive taste.
If you wanna gamer.gameadaya.
Forum of the fogger.. Gameaday from Tony.
One more time, c’mon.
I wanna game.. Tony .. I wanna game..
I wanna game.. Tony .. I wanna game..
Grix: Hey hey hey!
The lure of the Gad, so hard to lose.
Bringin’ me to the forums, right.
Make the, forums roar with topics all around.
More-more-more
Wookiee:Now we all post from 9-5
Meka: livin’ the fogger life
Grix: But when we turn off to sleep, memories creep..
More more more
Chorus:
Gamer, Gamer Gameadaya. (Hey hey hey)
Gamer Gamer Game for me.. (me)
Forum of the Fogger ya ya
Gameaday from Tony
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu, par jour
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu
Voulez-vous gagner un jeu
Gameaday from tony!
--
I think I'll stop now.. before it gets any worse..
Mr. Snuggly check it out yeah)
On my way to see my friends
Who spend there time on SR just like me
As I look through the forums
It must have been about quarter past three
In front of me
Were some talented writers with talented minds
They asked me if I could rhythm
I said it'd cost them a GAD
A membership card and a win by tomorrow at nine
Did they decline? No
Didn't they mind? I don't think so
Was it for real? Damn sure
What was the deal? A notable aged 34
So were they keen? They couldn't wait
Drama queen? Let me update
What did they say? They said they'd love to
Rendezvous
They asked me what we were gonna do
Said we'd start with a post or two
Monday
Did a good discussion on Tuesday
Won the next day on Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
I chilled on Sunday
I found this site on Monday
Did a good discussion on Tuesday
Won the next day on Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
I chilled on Sunday
Nine was the time
That I'd be posting mine
And everything seemed fine
Top Poster
They told me
SR’d love to employ me for all night long
Ooh I loved the way they responded
Showed they were really founded
And I oh I yeah
Hope that they'd care
Cos I'm a man who'll always be there
Ooh yeah
I'm not a man to play around Tony
Ooh yeah
Cos a rude post isn't really fair
From the first impression I hmm won’t seem to be like that
Cos there's no need to chat for there'll be plenty of time for that
From the forums to my home
No ringing of my phone
When you're feeling all alone
All you gotta do
Is just go online
Monday
Did a good discussion on Tuesday
Won the next day on Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
I chilled on Sunday
I found this site on Monday
Did a good discussion on Tuesday
Won the next day on Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
I chilled on Sunday
Since I met this special place
I can't get it off my mind
It’s one of a kind
And I ain't about to deny it
It's a special kind of thing
With you-oh...
Monday
Did a good discussion on Tuesday
Won the next day on Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
I chilled on Sunday
I found this site on Monday
Did a good discussion on Tuesday
Won the next day on Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
I chilled on Sunday