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"I want to tell you about something amazing"

I became a member of a website called this

Its a fantastic points system where completing offers in your sparetime (and we all know the internet can be boring!!) you can save up points to get great prizes like ipods and xbox's! The advertisers pay p2s to give us their link, then when we complete their offers, p2s give you the points to spend on what you want!!!

I joined about a week ago, and I think its a fantastic site!!!

Denied! Gahhh I'll have to shoot myself now.

Reminds me of the time pb grilled me for accidentally spelling Jerusalem wrong on my Assassin's Creed review (spelt it Jersalem :P)

Sonic Chris wrote:
> ...

I love the way you've spelt gramatically (grammatically!) wrong (sic)!

I'm way ahead of you :¬P
I think Freeola may have edited his post!

I was lucky enough to find via 419scam and others his email address (I can't be bothered to actually read/understand his message) but will soon be $20 Million dollars or so better off very I'm sure!





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[s]Hmmm...[/s]

This is my favourite forum thread at the moment. Please don't delete it. It could become a new home :)

*EDIT* I love Garuba's post.

1.It's grammatically retarded. &
2.Even if we were generally interested, there is no way to contact him except by letter. Great spam right there.

Thanks to Hmmm for pointing out my own retardedness :)

I love those phishing/forum scams from the bank of "insert obscure country here" who have suddenly realised they owe you a large amount of money

Oh my god! I knew the fact I had absolutely no relations or connections whatsoever to Nigeria would finally pay off!

And all you want is my bank details, home address and security answers? Well it would be stupid of me to refuse then wouldn't it!

If you leave it, Machie will have sent him his life savings (£1.62) before the weekend is out.

I'm in half a mind to leave these posts here, as it has lead to some decent conversation.

Anyone disagree?

Sorry i'm late!


Thats all well and good Garuba, but you know, sod off you stupid git?

From.Hon. Dr. Garuba Gambo
Minister, Foreign Affairs Ministry.
Maputo Street Zone 3
Wuse- Abuja-Nigeria.

Sir,
Re: PAYMENT AUTHENTICATION.

I am Hon. Dr. Garuba Gambo, Minister Foreign Affairs Ministry; my office
monitors and controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions
in Nigeria concerned with foreign contract payments. I am the final
signatory to any transfer or remittance of huge funds moving within banks
both on the local and international levels in line to foreign contracts
settlement. I have before me list of funds, which could not be transferred
to some nominated accounts as these accounts have been identified either as
ghost accounts,

unclaimed deposits and over-invoiced sum etc. I write to present you to
the federal government that you are among the people expecting the funds to
be transferred into their account, on this note; I wish to have a deal
with you as regards to the unpaid certified contract funds.

I have every files before me and the data's will be to change to your name
to enable you receive the fund into your nominated bank account as the
beneficiary of the fund's amount $20 Million U.S.D.

As it is my duty to recommend the transfer of these surplus funds to the
Federal Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits,

I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions i received 2
days ago from the Senate Committee on Contract Payments /Foreign Debts to
submit the List of payment reports / expenditures and auditedreports of
revenues. Among several others, I have decided to remit this sum following
my idea that we have a deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally.

MY CONDITIONS.

1. You will give me 65% of the total contract funds as soon as you confirm
it in your designated bank account. 2. This deal must be kept secret
forever, and all correspondence will be strictly by email / telephone, for
security purposes. 3. There should be no third parties as most problem
associated with your fund release are caused by your agents or
representative. If you AGREE with my conditions, l advise you on what to do
immediately and the transfer will commence without delay as I will proceed
to fix your name on the Payment schedule instantly to meet the three days
mandate. I hope you don't reject this offer and have the funds transferred.

Waiting for your reply soon.
Yours Sincerely.
Hon. Dr. Garuba Gambo


FOREIGN AFFAIRS MINISTER.
The information in this message and in any attachments, contains
confidential information and is intended solely for the attention and use
of the
addressee(s).

Warhunt wrote:
> Can't really close this now..... but i've fixed it a bit ;)

I didn't click the link first time, but kinda glad I didn't!

Oh dear...

Can't really close this now..... but i've fixed it a bit ;)