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The flag raised and the battle began
The teams lead by a single man
The creator of something new
Designed by them and there crew
Now putting their ideas to the test
They entered wearing their bullet prove vests
Guns would blaze as Microsoft always had to win
Not much competition from Sony, they all seem dim
Out came PS2’s secret weapon the new game of the year
It was what the rest had to fear
So they all had a plan in advance
To set them into a trance
Out came Nintendo’s new web idea
That would put them in the clear
And leave the world for them to rob
Every person ranging from poor to snob
The skills of Bill were put to the test
As the others had a rest
As Microsoft for the first time were going to fail
After there whole system was killed by a Sony e-mail
Nintendo on the other hand were secretly working on their plan
To make everyone their NO.1 fan
They unleashed the power of Japanese martial arts to beat Sony
But to stop them along came Tony
With his great knowledge he bored them to death
After describing the whole of Macbeth
So out went Nintendo out of the race
As they couldn’t keep up with the pace
With the Microsoft network down
And Bill showing off his frown
Sony thought they had won
But that wouldn’t have been fun
So Bill and his team send them an e-mail
Describing how they did fail
But as soon they opened it they there software was taken
Which startled the team and they were all waken
Sony were loosing money fast and there was nothing they could do
So in a team effort they committed a joint homicide with all the crew
Sony were dead and had failed really bad
And that’s the story, quite sad
Thanks for wasting 30 seconds of your life to read this pointless excuse of a poem.
The Dogfather
Thanks alot Seifer, you see I ain't just a
> normal guy who writes about things I add something knew to them and
> I feel it livens the place up. Poor Tony whilst everyone else was
> learning Shakespeare he was learning to run his own company. Can't
> do everything in life *cough* GAD please *cough*
Normal... what's
> normal!? At least Tony set up a decent company!
Who wants normal? I have seen enough of that in my life time, and yes Tony great company just one slight problem on some of your PC games it just doesn't mention the minimum requirments on them and with my old PC it's a job knowing whethere it'll work or not. But who cares, I'll just suffer looking at Operation Flashpoint in my room glaring at me, taunting and haunting me.
Thanks alot Seifer, you see I ain't just a normal guy who writes about things I add something knew to them and I feel it livens the place up. Poor Tony whilst everyone else was learning Shakespeare he was learning to run his own company. Can't do everything in life *cough* GAD please *cough*
Normal... what's normal!? At least Tony set up a decent company!
Anyway that's another good poem that you can add to your current collection!
The flag raised and the battle began
The teams lead by a single man
The creator of something new
Designed by them and there crew
Now putting their ideas to the test
They entered wearing their bullet prove vests
Guns would blaze as Microsoft always had to win
Not much competition from Sony, they all seem dim
Out came PS2’s secret weapon the new game of the year
It was what the rest had to fear
So they all had a plan in advance
To set them into a trance
Out came Nintendo’s new web idea
That would put them in the clear
And leave the world for them to rob
Every person ranging from poor to snob
The skills of Bill were put to the test
As the others had a rest
As Microsoft for the first time were going to fail
After there whole system was killed by a Sony e-mail
Nintendo on the other hand were secretly working on their plan
To make everyone their NO.1 fan
They unleashed the power of Japanese martial arts to beat Sony
But to stop them along came Tony
With his great knowledge he bored them to death
After describing the whole of Macbeth
So out went Nintendo out of the race
As they couldn’t keep up with the pace
With the Microsoft network down
And Bill showing off his frown
Sony thought they had won
But that wouldn’t have been fun
So Bill and his team send them an e-mail
Describing how they did fail
But as soon they opened it they there software was taken
Which startled the team and they were all waken
Sony were loosing money fast and there was nothing they could do
So in a team effort they committed a joint homicide with all the crew
Sony were dead and had failed really bad
And that’s the story, quite sad
Thanks for wasting 30 seconds of your life to read this pointless excuse of a poem.
The Dogfather