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"Console Wars - The Final Battle"

As no doubt you probally know by now is that I like writing absolutley stupid poetry in the hope that one day it'll get me a job sitting in front of a desk writing poetry for 3.60 an hour. But in the mean time here is something else I did to pass time in the early hours of the morning, if for some strange reason you like it there is also my other topic called I'm Sorry.

The flag raised and the battle began
The teams lead by a single man
The creator of something new
Designed by them and there crew

Now putting their ideas to the test
They entered wearing their bullet prove vests
Guns would blaze as Microsoft always had to win
Not much competition from Sony, they all seem dim

Out came PS2’s secret weapon the new game of the year
It was what the rest had to fear
So they all had a plan in advance
To set them into a trance

Out came Nintendo’s new web idea
That would put them in the clear
And leave the world for them to rob
Every person ranging from poor to snob

The skills of Bill were put to the test
As the others had a rest
As Microsoft for the first time were going to fail
After there whole system was killed by a Sony e-mail

Nintendo on the other hand were secretly working on their plan
To make everyone their NO.1 fan
They unleashed the power of Japanese martial arts to beat Sony
But to stop them along came Tony

With his great knowledge he bored them to death
After describing the whole of Macbeth
So out went Nintendo out of the race
As they couldn’t keep up with the pace

With the Microsoft network down
And Bill showing off his frown
Sony thought they had won
But that wouldn’t have been fun

So Bill and his team send them an e-mail
Describing how they did fail
But as soon they opened it they there software was taken
Which startled the team and they were all waken

Sony were loosing money fast and there was nothing they could do
So in a team effort they committed a joint homicide with all the crew
Sony were dead and had failed really bad
And that’s the story, quite sad


Thanks for wasting 30 seconds of your life to read this pointless excuse of a poem.

The Dogfather

this is only a test.

Wow this was great, I don't know who The Dogfather is, but he obviously copied my name.

No, use 'AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Oh a 100000th thousand word speech... erm what to say!

I'm shocked and stunned to reach this impressive milestone, I thank all who travelled with me on my journey and remember to vote Seifer in the notable elections!

Well I'm wondering what the magic 100000th thousand word will be.. I think I'll chose a good one!? Anyways I think I'll say 'gameaday'

Seifer wrote:
> LOL @ My puppy's daddy

I see your very close to your 100,000th word

Can I have a drum roll please

*Drum roll starts up*

LOL @ My puppy's daddy

Seifer wrote:
> The Dogfather wrote:
> Seifer wrote:
> Well, I don't play PC
> games, but I know that
> Operation Flashpoint
> sitting in
> front of you will be
> annoying!

Buy it and find out, the
> temptation of robbing a bank
> is increasing each time.

I can
> resist that urge, I'm immune to those kind of emotions, and I'm a
> Scouser, you don't know how hard that is! Well being half Vulcan
> helps!


I think being hated by every person on Earth might give me an idea of what it must be like so now all I have to do is swap bodies with Jerremy Beadle.........

Life long and prosper :-)

The Dogfather wrote:
> Seifer wrote:
> Well, I don't play PC games, but I know that
> Operation Flashpoint
> sitting in front of you will be
> annoying!

Buy it and find out, the temptation of robbing a bank
> is increasing each time.

I can resist that urge, I'm immune to those kind of emotions, and I'm a Scouser, you don't know how hard that is! Well being half Vulcan helps!

Life long and prosper :-)

Seifer wrote:
> Well, I don't play PC games, but I know that Operation Flashpoint
> sitting in front of you will be annoying!

Buy it and find out, the temptation of robbing a bank is increasing each time.

Well, I don't play PC games, but I know that Operation Flashpoint sitting in front of you will be annoying!