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This is an intentionally tricky competition. You have to create the best virtual newbie
1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.
2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.
3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.
4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.
The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.
You can enter as many times as you like.
You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.
You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.
The competition will be judged at the end of September.
(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)
1. Think of a user name and a tagline to go with it.
2. Delete the cookie for your normal sign up if you have selected "remember me". You can sign up your new name either by scrolling down the left side strip to REGISTER WITH US - DISCUSSIONS, or by signing up as a newbie as you make your first "reply" post.
3. Sign up as a new user, giving your proper name and address. You DON'T need to give your real e-mail address, as I think this has to be unique. But if you want an extra e-mail address you can always sign up for one at Freeola.
4. Come here and write a post under your new virtual newbie name. The post must display your virtual newbie's character and personality.
The winner will be the post which displays the most original character. This character may be adopted for the forums, so make him/her likeable and not horrible.
You can enter as many times as you like.
You can make several entries under the same virtual newbie name.
You can try to guess who are the real regulars behind the virtual newbies.
The competition will be judged at the end of September.
(it occurs to me that I could enter this myself)
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RastaBillySkank wrote:
>Dunno who the hell Gelboy is though! My guess is >Fogmaster, his website is called Gelboy
I reckon he's aliboy, because of the Matchbox 20 and train referance.. Could be wrong. Probably am.
>Dunno who the hell Gelboy is though! My guess is >Fogmaster, his website is called Gelboy
I reckon he's aliboy, because of the Matchbox 20 and train referance.. Could be wrong. Probably am.
German Gurner wrote:
> Guten Tag everyone. The name you may call me by is GG, Adolf, or
> Gurner. Straying from calling me zis name will result in the mass
> slaughter of thousands of Jews.
Hmmmmmm...I think I'll stay away from you anyway.
I know zis seems harsh but I will
> NOT tolerate disobedience, morals or Christianity...
> ANYWHERE!
That's not really funny. Many people including me are Christians, and you don't really insult me, do you now?
>Tell you about myself, I will do now.
No thanks, I'd rather eat a bowl of my own vomit.
I voz born in Deutschland and England is now where I live. Alzo zis is a nice country, I don't want to stay here long. The people re not very kind. I get laughed at for having a moustache ven I gout.
Ah, some superb English humour you're enjoying there.
I do not
> like zis. Also no one vill stop taunting me about the football match. I find zis behaviour very annoying and vill not tolerate it.
Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it? Act like a total twonk, like you are now?
Now, passing time is good fun, ya? So I vill tell you vot I
> like to do.
Maim senselessly Jews, eat the faeces ov my wife, hold my right hand in the air with 4 fingers, and preening my moustache.
Is this meant to be funny?
Call me if you wish to have sexual relations, I am
> very lonely reasons for which I do not understand. Ze number is 999666333
For reasons you don't understand? I understand perfectly.
I now am going to have dinner and plot some gassings.
Yeah, and why not get lost while you're at it.
Aufweiderschen!
>Adolf xxx
Why do we have to endure people like this on the forums? I guess there are twonks everywhere...
> Guten Tag everyone. The name you may call me by is GG, Adolf, or
> Gurner. Straying from calling me zis name will result in the mass
> slaughter of thousands of Jews.
Hmmmmmm...I think I'll stay away from you anyway.
I know zis seems harsh but I will
> NOT tolerate disobedience, morals or Christianity...
> ANYWHERE!
That's not really funny. Many people including me are Christians, and you don't really insult me, do you now?
>Tell you about myself, I will do now.
No thanks, I'd rather eat a bowl of my own vomit.
I voz born in Deutschland and England is now where I live. Alzo zis is a nice country, I don't want to stay here long. The people re not very kind. I get laughed at for having a moustache ven I gout.
Ah, some superb English humour you're enjoying there.
I do not
> like zis. Also no one vill stop taunting me about the football match. I find zis behaviour very annoying and vill not tolerate it.
Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it? Act like a total twonk, like you are now?
Now, passing time is good fun, ya? So I vill tell you vot I
> like to do.
Maim senselessly Jews, eat the faeces ov my wife, hold my right hand in the air with 4 fingers, and preening my moustache.
Is this meant to be funny?
Call me if you wish to have sexual relations, I am
> very lonely reasons for which I do not understand. Ze number is 999666333
For reasons you don't understand? I understand perfectly.
I now am going to have dinner and plot some gassings.
Yeah, and why not get lost while you're at it.
Aufweiderschen!
>Adolf xxx
Why do we have to endure people like this on the forums? I guess there are twonks everywhere...
i hat this EEGAD there's just a swarm of JAT's and newbies and you can't tell which ones are real and which ones are from the comp.
This tony, draws the line. Ok a bit of a silly compo but this german gunner folk, thats just not funny.
I have been the a few museams and I wen to that big one up in london, the imperial war museam and they have a section on the holocaust. Even though I am 14 I would never mock this terrible action by hitler.
Its sad, all those jewish people killed. Tony, I think you have started something you shouldn't.
Its not your fault but this person should be banned. Their proper account along with this one.
I have been the a few museams and I wen to that big one up in london, the imperial war museam and they have a section on the holocaust. Even though I am 14 I would never mock this terrible action by hitler.
Its sad, all those jewish people killed. Tony, I think you have started something you shouldn't.
Its not your fault but this person should be banned. Their proper account along with this one.
Goatboy wrote:
> German Gurner wrote:
> Guten Tag everyone. The name you may call
> me by is GG, Adolf, or
> Gurner. Straying from calling me zis
> name will result in the mass
> slaughter of thousands of
> Jews.
What in the name of f****ing christ is
> this????????
"A joke"
No, the holocaust is NOT the
> subject for a comedy character.
Where the hell is your brain at
> writing this character?
You moronic, insensitive child.
I don't
> care what anyone says, there is no defence against even joking about
> that subject.
As a person with Jewish relatives, I take serious
> offence at whatever idiot came up with this.
Shame on you.
weren't me, i was thinking of doing a german, but nothing as bad as that, that is sick, i was going to just speak funny. Who vere you are, you should be ashamed of yourself
> German Gurner wrote:
> Guten Tag everyone. The name you may call
> me by is GG, Adolf, or
> Gurner. Straying from calling me zis
> name will result in the mass
> slaughter of thousands of
> Jews.
What in the name of f****ing christ is
> this????????
"A joke"
No, the holocaust is NOT the
> subject for a comedy character.
Where the hell is your brain at
> writing this character?
You moronic, insensitive child.
I don't
> care what anyone says, there is no defence against even joking about
> that subject.
As a person with Jewish relatives, I take serious
> offence at whatever idiot came up with this.
Shame on you.
weren't me, i was thinking of doing a german, but nothing as bad as that, that is sick, i was going to just speak funny. Who vere you are, you should be ashamed of yourself
German Gurner wrote:
> Guten Tag everyone. The name you may call me by is GG, Adolf, or
> Gurner. Straying from calling me zis name will result in the mass
> slaughter of thousands of Jews.
What in the name of f****ing christ is this????????
"A joke"
No, the holocaust is NOT the subject for a comedy character.
Where the hell is your brain at writing this character?
You moronic, insensitive child.
I don't care what anyone says, there is no defence against even joking about that subject.
As a person with Jewish relatives, I take serious offence at whatever idiot came up with this.
Shame on you.
> Guten Tag everyone. The name you may call me by is GG, Adolf, or
> Gurner. Straying from calling me zis name will result in the mass
> slaughter of thousands of Jews.
What in the name of f****ing christ is this????????
"A joke"
No, the holocaust is NOT the subject for a comedy character.
Where the hell is your brain at writing this character?
You moronic, insensitive child.
I don't care what anyone says, there is no defence against even joking about that subject.
As a person with Jewish relatives, I take serious offence at whatever idiot came up with this.
Shame on you.
Rakuga wrote:
> uh oh... my identity has been revealed!! AHHH!
*me runs screaming
> at his stupidity*
It was late and I logged in as the wrong one
> :/
Ok just imagine the post below was by The Newbie ok wait I'll
> resend it if I can.
Heh. Amazing what a bit of carelessness does to you. First RBS, now Rakuga. Tip for other people attempting this comp: when you first post in the forums in a sesion, make sure it's a non character defining comment, such as hello or something like that. Make it neutral, and then see if your user name crops up in the post, or the new one.
> uh oh... my identity has been revealed!! AHHH!
*me runs screaming
> at his stupidity*
It was late and I logged in as the wrong one
> :/
Ok just imagine the post below was by The Newbie ok wait I'll
> resend it if I can.
Heh. Amazing what a bit of carelessness does to you. First RBS, now Rakuga. Tip for other people attempting this comp: when you first post in the forums in a sesion, make sure it's a non character defining comment, such as hello or something like that. Make it neutral, and then see if your user name crops up in the post, or the new one.
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