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"if you play golf what sort of clubs do you have"

I have lot of different makes of clubs

sorry bout this

Extract from Austin Powers 1

"my name is No 2. You may call me.... No 2"

Also

"im alive but im very badly burned. Can someone please help me. Oh, who are you? Will you help me?"

BANG

"ok gentlemen let us continue"

"you shot me! you shot me right in the arm! How could you shoot me BANG......

Mine have a rubber grip at the top, a long shaft and a heavy metal bit on the end.

well the first time I played I nearly fell over trying to hit the ball.

I don't play Golf as it's not a real sport.

*Ant gets ready for a barrage of insults*

When I first played golf it was quite daunting and I didn't know how long I would be able to hit it. I smacked it so far it went out and I could find it again. I learnt from experience though...

NOOOOOO

I play golf and I'm a member of Special Reserve.

Does that count as a club?

Sorry, but that's the best title/topic combo I've seen in ages.

Err.. right...

Utterly superb.