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"Hmmm... small problem."

Well...

This little problem has nothing to do with any proper subject... just a stupid teenage boy (me) :-D

Well I do apoligize that I have been forced to this stumbling foolish idiot and writing crap when really I should be going insane of stuff that is important and annoying me in the world.

Well here we go.

Last June at the school show I was helping with sound and then while watching the rehersal for school first time... this ray of sunshine (stop that crap... righto, anywho this really nice girl that I have never seen in my school at all came on the stage and did some kind of love-struck dance on me :-D. For the rest of the school show I couldn't get this girl out my head and many a time tried to start conversations but was quite difficult for many reasons, I shall explain later.

Summer passed, forgot about her and had brief fling with that weirdo that made me go to her house at 1 in morning etc.

Then come back to school and last 3 days have passed her etc... and its all deja vou now I am going through dilema again.

Now what do I do?

1. I don't know her at all... name/age/boyfriend the lot (know she is younger mind, which could be an advantage)

2. No means of contact with her

3. Don't know perosnality etc.

etc etc.

So what do I do... remember this is school and such... can't go up and offer to buy her a drink :-D

Sorry as I know this a petty problem that only applies to me in my shallow mind.

Or how about ....

"You're looking like a lost sheep baby. And I'm the shepherd.'



By the way, this is only marginally less ludicrous than the hired goon option.

Hauser bout that for a plan?

What we need here is a plan.

And here IS the plan.

If you save her life, she'll fall hopelessly in love with you, now you don't have time to wait for her life to be in danger, so you'll have to set this up yourself.

I suggest using your experience of diving out of the way of speeding cars to your advantage here.

Hire a goon, or a number of goons, hired goons come cheap, and can be killed with no consequences.

Get your goon(s) to sit in a car. When they see her leaving school they pretend to lose control of the car, and they're heading right for her, so you dive in front of the car, pushing her out of the way.

The car then rolls over three times for no apparent reason then explodes.

You become a hero.

She will want you.

Simple.

Obviously substitute Sheepy for your real name, or she may be slightly worried to say the least...

Sheepy, do what I suggested on MSN last night.

Each time you see her around school, just smile a hello to her as if you know her.

Once you've done that a few times, the next time you see her, if she's not in a rush, just say something like "Excuse, I keep seeing you around, but I don't know your name. I'm Sheepy."

And take it from there.

Well sheepy- are you shy with girls? If not, you really should go up to her and start talking. That way you will get to know her better, and then move it on from there. Ask her to if she wants to be walked home, ask her if she has a comfy bed :D *always works*. Good luck.

Heh

Let me just tell you again I have no link AT ALL to this... no mates of mates... no girls I know, know her.

This is certainly a hard nut to crack.

I say that you try and get to know her, then after a while ask her out on a date. Get all tarted up and hope for the best.

Or, ask a mate to ask her what she thinks of your wonderful sheepish looks.

Anyway good luck mate.

Goatboy wrote:
> I say follow her around and stand outside her house a lot.

They
> like that.

Isn't that illegal and dont 'They' get terrified? I haven't ever had to become a stalker to win a girls heart.

Sheepy, you should just ask your friends about her or talk to her if you see her.

Goatboy wrote:
I say follow her around and stand outside her house a lot.

They like that.

I did that

Then they made gestures

Then there was blue lights and this noise

So I left

Strange

:-D