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"Hmmm... small problem."

Well...

This little problem has nothing to do with any proper subject... just a stupid teenage boy (me) :-D

Well I do apoligize that I have been forced to this stumbling foolish idiot and writing crap when really I should be going insane of stuff that is important and annoying me in the world.

Well here we go.

Last June at the school show I was helping with sound and then while watching the rehersal for school first time... this ray of sunshine (stop that crap... righto, anywho this really nice girl that I have never seen in my school at all came on the stage and did some kind of love-struck dance on me :-D. For the rest of the school show I couldn't get this girl out my head and many a time tried to start conversations but was quite difficult for many reasons, I shall explain later.

Summer passed, forgot about her and had brief fling with that weirdo that made me go to her house at 1 in morning etc.

Then come back to school and last 3 days have passed her etc... and its all deja vou now I am going through dilema again.

Now what do I do?

1. I don't know her at all... name/age/boyfriend the lot (know she is younger mind, which could be an advantage)

2. No means of contact with her

3. Don't know perosnality etc.

etc etc.

So what do I do... remember this is school and such... can't go up and offer to buy her a drink :-D

Sorry as I know this a petty problem that only applies to me in my shallow mind.

They say that when you are nervous about talking to someone or a bunch of people, imagine them with no clothes on.

Oh, wait...that might cause other complications....

Follow the example of the Baboon.

Spray yer bum bright purple, scream in her face and beat up any other males that come near her.

And if that don't work, then I'm not Steve "Wow he's angry!" Irwin

Ah Well

What can I say I am going to make my move next week...

PAssed her twice today giving her a wink

Sad I know :-D

SHEEPY wrote:
>Oh we do blow stuff up sometimes.

Blowing up... I want in!

:-D

LOL

:-)

Yeah might just need to do that.

And you've answered my reply to that.

Oh we do blow stuff up sometimes.

So you've never seen her before, nobody knows her, and you have no way to contact her.

Sure you didn't imagine it? :)

Oh well. Try spending your lunch hour wandering around the school at random instead of playing footy in the playground, or tossing cabers, or whatever it is you do in the lunch hour in Scotland. That way, you're more likely to bump into her.


*VenomByte waits patiently for the witty reply: "I don't know about you, but we eat lunch in our lunch hour in Scotland"*

Just approach her in a typical teenager scottish way. "I pure fancy you so...errr, how about it?"

or you could just go up to her and talk to her and see what she likes and what you have in common then go to the cinema or just try become a little more friendly.
If you are a little to shy for that try find out more about her (mobile number to send her txt messages from lycos could be handy) But don't stalk to poor girl,
My advise would be to let her know in some romantic way. Invite her round to play games.

Done that :-)

Just tell your mates you fancy her. Then the news will reach her in a matter of days. It's a law of physics.

Meka your a genius :-)

Right I'll get to work...

And to some other comment no I'm not shy of the opposite sex, was when young then found advantages of not being shy or something.

As I said the mani problem here was I had no link at all... BUT I may have found some kind of link or something.

Anyway I'm going with Meka's for plan A

Then YH's for B... making sure I don't get arrested by talking to starngers.

And Goatboy's got me in a jail cell.

Ah well me and my pointless problems

LOL@ MEka again :D