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"Just got emailed this...."

> If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...
>
> UNIX Airways
>
> Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the
> airport.
> They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
> arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be
> building.
>
> Air DOS
>
> Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let
> the
> plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on
> again, and so on...
>
> Mac Airlines
>
> All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and
> act
> exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are
> gently
> but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and
> everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just
> shut up.
>
> Windows Air
>
> The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage
> check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the
> air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.
>
> Windows NT Air
>
> Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes
> out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
>
> Linux Air
>
> Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their
> own
> airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways
> themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the
> ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.
>
> When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a
> copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is
> very
> comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single
> problem,
> the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other
> airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do
> what
> with the seat?"
>

Damn all this inefficiency. Wonder if tose virtual cleaners have been hired yet?

Ignore that, semajal - it's SPAM sent by someone to try and clog up e-mail systems.

If you haven't already forwarded it, then please DON'T!

Look what i got. Had about 7 pages or fowards before it. I don't belive it cosz if it was true it would have come from hotmail admin. Crappy chain letters


>>>>>Dear Hotmail User,
>>>>>
>>>>>Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to
>>>>>
>>>>>Hotmail,it has come to our attention that we are vastly
>>>>>
>>>>>running
>>>>>
>>>>>out of resources. So, within a month's time, anyone who
>>>>>
>>>>>does not
>>>>>
>>>>>receive this email with the exact subject heading, will be
>>>>>
>>>>>deleted off our server.Please forward this email so that
>>>>>
>>>>>we know
>>>>>
>>>>>you are still using this account.
>>>>>
>>>>>WARNING WARNING
>>>>>
>>>>>We want to find out which users are actually using their
>>>>>
>>>>>Hotmail
>>>>>
>>>>>accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass
>>>>>
>>>>>this
>>>>>
>>>>>e-mail to every Hotmail user that you can and if you do
>>>>>
>>>>>not pass
>>>>>
>>>>>this letter to anyone we will delete your account.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>From Mr. Jon Henerd
>>>>>
>>>>>Hotmail Admin. Dept.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>

Nice on YH!

LOL.

Nice one YH.

No I want to hear, if you don't wanna put it in this room, then e-mail me at [email protected]

I can think of 2 but it's not my place to say.

I can't think of any other occassions. Under the name of The Dogfather that is.

Hmm, maybe, but this isn't the first time you acted like a twerp.

Ok, I'm sorry. There now let's just all forget about it. Please.