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>
> UNIX Airways
>
> Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the
> airport.
> They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
> arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be
> building.
>
> Air DOS
>
> Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let
> the
> plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on
> again, and so on...
>
> Mac Airlines
>
> All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and
> act
> exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are
> gently
> but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and
> everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just
> shut up.
>
> Windows Air
>
> The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage
> check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the
> air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.
>
> Windows NT Air
>
> Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes
> out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
>
> Linux Air
>
> Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their
> own
> airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways
> themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the
> ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.
>
> When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a
> copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is
> very
> comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single
> problem,
> the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other
> airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do
> what
> with the seat?"
>
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