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Why Fish dont play Games! - Dedicated to Fish-e
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What makes fish so unsuitable for playing games?
1.) No arms - Unfortunately fish have no arms which means holding a controller, mouse or joystick would be near enough impossible.
2.) They are wet and slimey - We all know that fluids + electronics = disaster! Not only would the fish break the consoles, but they would be risking their own little worthless lives.
3.) Their eyes - Fish have eyes on the side of their heads unlike us much more superior beings who luckily have them on the front! With eyes like this, it would make it very hard for fish to appreciate the detail in games, and wouldnt be able to see it in 3D!
4.) Open Mouth - Fish have big galping mouths, which means they wouldnt be able to show their appreciation for games. Have you ever seen a fish smile?! :-)
5.) There sense of humour - Fish have no sense of humour, im not sure why this would make them unsuitable for gaming, but its a fact! *Dav1d Tells Fish-e a joke*........ *Fish-e opens, then closes mouth* See what I mean?!
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OK..... So you may say this isnt about the future of gaming, but it is I tell you!
I believe that fish will be playing computer games by the year 4001!
If you dont believe me, just wait and see...... :-)
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<0))))P <------ Poor attempt of a fish!
What makes fish so unsuitable for playing games?
1.) No arms - Unfortunately fish have no arms which means holding a controller, mouse or joystick would be near enough impossible.
2.) They are wet and slimey - We all know that fluids + electronics = disaster! Not only would the fish break the consoles, but they would be risking their own little worthless lives.
3.) Their eyes - Fish have eyes on the side of their heads unlike us much more superior beings who luckily have them on the front! With eyes like this, it would make it very hard for fish to appreciate the detail in games, and wouldnt be able to see it in 3D!
4.) Open Mouth - Fish have big galping mouths, which means they wouldnt be able to show their appreciation for games. Have you ever seen a fish smile?! :-)
5.) There sense of humour - Fish have no sense of humour, im not sure why this would make them unsuitable for gaming, but its a fact! *Dav1d Tells Fish-e a joke*........ *Fish-e opens, then closes mouth* See what I mean?!
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OK..... So you may say this isnt about the future of gaming, but it is I tell you!
I believe that fish will be playing computer games by the year 4001!
If you dont believe me, just wait and see...... :-)
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Pfff... I'm sure we'll all be around come 4001.
Wait and see? 2000 years? Heh you'll be lucky
I don't know actually.... they're looking pretty good... for lines, dashes and arrows.
I'd stop there semajal.....
Before you make MORE of a fool of yourself than you already are!
Before you make MORE of a fool of yourself than you already are!
DOH it didn't work.
It didn;t work
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its not racism its speciesism.
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Do not listen to him there is only one reason why fish do not play games.
Because we eat their fingers
Because we eat their fingers
What about Pisceans? And the Man from Atlantis?
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