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Why Fish dont play Games! - Dedicated to Fish-e
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<0))))P <------ Poor attempt of a fish!
What makes fish so unsuitable for playing games?
1.) No arms - Unfortunately fish have no arms which means holding a controller, mouse or joystick would be near enough impossible.
2.) They are wet and slimey - We all know that fluids + electronics = disaster! Not only would the fish break the consoles, but they would be risking their own little worthless lives.
3.) Their eyes - Fish have eyes on the side of their heads unlike us much more superior beings who luckily have them on the front! With eyes like this, it would make it very hard for fish to appreciate the detail in games, and wouldnt be able to see it in 3D!
4.) Open Mouth - Fish have big galping mouths, which means they wouldnt be able to show their appreciation for games. Have you ever seen a fish smile?! :-)
5.) There sense of humour - Fish have no sense of humour, im not sure why this would make them unsuitable for gaming, but its a fact! *Dav1d Tells Fish-e a joke*........ *Fish-e opens, then closes mouth* See what I mean?!
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OK..... So you may say this isnt about the future of gaming, but it is I tell you!
I believe that fish will be playing computer games by the year 4001!
If you dont believe me, just wait and see...... :-)
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<0))))P <------ Poor attempt of a fish!
What makes fish so unsuitable for playing games?
1.) No arms - Unfortunately fish have no arms which means holding a controller, mouse or joystick would be near enough impossible.
2.) They are wet and slimey - We all know that fluids + electronics = disaster! Not only would the fish break the consoles, but they would be risking their own little worthless lives.
3.) Their eyes - Fish have eyes on the side of their heads unlike us much more superior beings who luckily have them on the front! With eyes like this, it would make it very hard for fish to appreciate the detail in games, and wouldnt be able to see it in 3D!
4.) Open Mouth - Fish have big galping mouths, which means they wouldnt be able to show their appreciation for games. Have you ever seen a fish smile?! :-)
5.) There sense of humour - Fish have no sense of humour, im not sure why this would make them unsuitable for gaming, but its a fact! *Dav1d Tells Fish-e a joke*........ *Fish-e opens, then closes mouth* See what I mean?!
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OK..... So you may say this isnt about the future of gaming, but it is I tell you!
I believe that fish will be playing computer games by the year 4001!
If you dont believe me, just wait and see...... :-)
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What are you slapping me for? Punch me, at the very least!
Whats wrong with you man? *Jetster slaps DeltaJava across the face numerous times*
You know what, I hardly ever watch TV nowadays.
Oh yer i remember that. Was that a TV series?
The_Vottanator wrote:
> Or like in 'The Last Train'. Anyone remember that?
liquid nitrogen froze them in the train tunnel so only hey and some mad scottish people survived. Who tried to crucify 2 of the passengers.
> Or like in 'The Last Train'. Anyone remember that?
liquid nitrogen froze them in the train tunnel so only hey and some mad scottish people survived. Who tried to crucify 2 of the passengers.
erm...no.
Or like in 'The Last Train'. Anyone remember that?
Maybe we will get frozen in time like in Futurearma.
Who knows? We might be reincarnated as fish or the human race may even evolve into over sized walking fish.
:)
:)
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