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Why Fish dont play Games! - Dedicated to Fish-e
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<0))))P <------ Poor attempt of a fish!
What makes fish so unsuitable for playing games?
1.) No arms - Unfortunately fish have no arms which means holding a controller, mouse or joystick would be near enough impossible.
2.) They are wet and slimey - We all know that fluids + electronics = disaster! Not only would the fish break the consoles, but they would be risking their own little worthless lives.
3.) Their eyes - Fish have eyes on the side of their heads unlike us much more superior beings who luckily have them on the front! With eyes like this, it would make it very hard for fish to appreciate the detail in games, and wouldnt be able to see it in 3D!
4.) Open Mouth - Fish have big galping mouths, which means they wouldnt be able to show their appreciation for games. Have you ever seen a fish smile?! :-)
5.) There sense of humour - Fish have no sense of humour, im not sure why this would make them unsuitable for gaming, but its a fact! *Dav1d Tells Fish-e a joke*........ *Fish-e opens, then closes mouth* See what I mean?!
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OK..... So you may say this isnt about the future of gaming, but it is I tell you!
I believe that fish will be playing computer games by the year 4001!
If you dont believe me, just wait and see...... :-)
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<0))))P <------ Poor attempt of a fish!
What makes fish so unsuitable for playing games?
1.) No arms - Unfortunately fish have no arms which means holding a controller, mouse or joystick would be near enough impossible.
2.) They are wet and slimey - We all know that fluids + electronics = disaster! Not only would the fish break the consoles, but they would be risking their own little worthless lives.
3.) Their eyes - Fish have eyes on the side of their heads unlike us much more superior beings who luckily have them on the front! With eyes like this, it would make it very hard for fish to appreciate the detail in games, and wouldnt be able to see it in 3D!
4.) Open Mouth - Fish have big galping mouths, which means they wouldnt be able to show their appreciation for games. Have you ever seen a fish smile?! :-)
5.) There sense of humour - Fish have no sense of humour, im not sure why this would make them unsuitable for gaming, but its a fact! *Dav1d Tells Fish-e a joke*........ *Fish-e opens, then closes mouth* See what I mean?!
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OK..... So you may say this isnt about the future of gaming, but it is I tell you!
I believe that fish will be playing computer games by the year 4001!
If you dont believe me, just wait and see...... :-)
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*while the Vottanator is too afraid to move*
hmm....i dont think that came out right? *Jetster runs like hell across the boarder*
Indeed it does. And I am scared.
:)
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That sounds very odd on screen.
Well thats a bad thing because as i said in your Collage topic ive become very close you.
I doubt I'll be alive now.
*Jetster then hits DeltaJava round the face with a packet of frozen peas for being so stupid*
Jetster wrote:
> Ok then ill rewrite it.
Whats wrong with you man? *Jetster
> Punches DeltaJava round the face numerous times*
Where are the frozen peas?
> Ok then ill rewrite it.
Whats wrong with you man? *Jetster
> Punches DeltaJava round the face numerous times*
Where are the frozen peas?
Ok then ill rewrite it.
Whats wrong with you man? *Jetster Punches DeltaJava round the face numerous times*
Whats wrong with you man? *Jetster Punches DeltaJava round the face numerous times*
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