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There was once a thing called Digitiser, daily computer game pages on ceefax on channel 4. Like everything in the world, they died, and were replaced by Game Central. Oh, and by the way, Game Central is awful.
Max Payne 2, 5/10. Enough said. And why did they give it 5/10? Because it is a lot like the first, that was their reason. So what if it's like the first, the first was amazing, and you can't fix what aint broke. I just hate these people, like those at Game Central, who try to sound like intelligent critics by criticising games that everyone likes. Right, see ya later.
Max Payne 2, 5/10. Enough said. And why did they give it 5/10? Because it is a lot like the first, that was their reason. So what if it's like the first, the first was amazing, and you can't fix what aint broke. I just hate these people, like those at Game Central, who try to sound like intelligent critics by criticising games that everyone likes. Right, see ya later.
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I completed the first Max Payne in two nights, and wasn't overly impressed. Shan't be bothering with the second game.
After three Matrix movies and a stack of games using it, Bullet Time is old hat now.
After three Matrix movies and a stack of games using it, Bullet Time is old hat now.
Max Payne 2 looks to me like a 2/10 game.
OOOH!!! BULLET_TIME!!!!!!
errr, yes... GUNS!!!!
OOOH!!! BULLET_TIME!!!!!!
errr, yes... GUNS!!!!
Except you can tell a few companies have been paying them off a bit.
Game Central actually has an opinion, which is nice.
It's better than many 'critics'.
It's better than many 'critics'.
I feel for you, but you aren't missing much anyway. DEATH TO GAME CENTRAL!
See ya. I've stopped reading Game Central since leaving my TV behind months ago.
There was once a thing called Digitiser, daily computer game pages on ceefax on channel 4. Like everything in the world, they died, and were replaced by Game Central. Oh, and by the way, Game Central is awful.
Max Payne 2, 5/10. Enough said. And why did they give it 5/10? Because it is a lot like the first, that was their reason. So what if it's like the first, the first was amazing, and you can't fix what aint broke. I just hate these people, like those at Game Central, who try to sound like intelligent critics by criticising games that everyone likes. Right, see ya later.
Max Payne 2, 5/10. Enough said. And why did they give it 5/10? Because it is a lot like the first, that was their reason. So what if it's like the first, the first was amazing, and you can't fix what aint broke. I just hate these people, like those at Game Central, who try to sound like intelligent critics by criticising games that everyone likes. Right, see ya later.
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