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SHEEPY BIBLE - chapter 1

Millions of years ago in the depths of a super nova, while toxic gases floated back and forth with the whirling solar winds, a force was created.
A force so powerful that the star was ripped apart by it, shredded as easy as a craft-knife through paper.
This force floated about for years in space picking up stray particles of energy until it was at a level of immense power.
It started to grow, bigger and bigger, bigger until… bang!
The center of it imploded on itself making the energy more concentrated.
Because of this it started to change form, grow wool and hooves.
A bright light radiated off the newly born god… SHEEPY.
He wondered around the universe for a millenium or two, trying to find a world to bless.
Then by freak accident SHEEPY stumbled upon a galaxy full of life and a world of chaos called Gearth.
Using his newfound powers he calmed the world and made peace among the people there.
With a new attitude the world needed a new name, and the great SHEEPY named it… Earth.

This is the word of the SPEEPY, praise be to him and all his followers.

*in heaven the great one (SHEEPY) gives lexus life again.
lexus raises up from the cold tiled floor but this time has a new power.
his arms turn into shotguns and he blows the holy crap out of the clones.
then they turn into spades and he digs a hole in the floor with he puts shaneo and his clones in.
he then covers it up.*

The 10 clones carry Shaneo and Lexus' bodies away.

*over the years lexus's has become resistant to chunks so that does nothing.
but his body on the other hand has not become resistant to bullets.*

Suddenly, 10 Shaneo clones walk through the door and surround Lexus. They all have guns. They place the chunks on the ends of their guns and fire the chunks and the bullets at Lexus. Lexus is dead but so is Shaneo.

*lexus kicks shaneo's body but he is dead*

*the open tin flies into the air and spreads chunks across the room.
a small piece of apple cheese bolts into shaneo mouth.
within seconds shaneo is on the floor.*

Shaneo jumps up in a matrix style and kicks Lexus, also breaking the cuffs.

*using the power of sheepy lexus warps to the boiler room.
shaneo's hands and feet are still cuffed so he cannot run.
lexus starts to open the tin...*

Shaneo falls through the cupboard as they are't designed to hold people. He lands in the boiler room and he's covered in dust and steam is blowing. It's getting hot and Shaneo might frazzle to death if he's nto helped soon.

*shaneo falls to the ground and is knocked out cold.
when he wakes up he finds himself in the temple airing cupboard cuffed to the walls.
the door swings open and there is lexus.*

"hello clarise," says lexus as he pulls out a tin of fruity cheese chunks.

"no, no, noooooooo!" screams shaneo.