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SHEEPY BIBLE - chapter 1
Millions of years ago in the depths of a super nova, while toxic gases floated back and forth with the whirling solar winds, a force was created.
A force so powerful that the star was ripped apart by it, shredded as easy as a craft-knife through paper.
This force floated about for years in space picking up stray particles of energy until it was at a level of immense power.
It started to grow, bigger and bigger, bigger until… bang!
The center of it imploded on itself making the energy more concentrated.
Because of this it started to change form, grow wool and hooves.
A bright light radiated off the newly born god… SHEEPY.
He wondered around the universe for a millenium or two, trying to find a world to bless.
Then by freak accident SHEEPY stumbled upon a galaxy full of life and a world of chaos called Gearth.
Using his newfound powers he calmed the world and made peace among the people there.
With a new attitude the world needed a new name, and the great SHEEPY named it… Earth.
This is the word of the SPEEPY, praise be to him and all his followers.
Millions of years ago in the depths of a super nova, while toxic gases floated back and forth with the whirling solar winds, a force was created.
A force so powerful that the star was ripped apart by it, shredded as easy as a craft-knife through paper.
This force floated about for years in space picking up stray particles of energy until it was at a level of immense power.
It started to grow, bigger and bigger, bigger until… bang!
The center of it imploded on itself making the energy more concentrated.
Because of this it started to change form, grow wool and hooves.
A bright light radiated off the newly born god… SHEEPY.
He wondered around the universe for a millenium or two, trying to find a world to bless.
Then by freak accident SHEEPY stumbled upon a galaxy full of life and a world of chaos called Gearth.
Using his newfound powers he calmed the world and made peace among the people there.
With a new attitude the world needed a new name, and the great SHEEPY named it… Earth.
This is the word of the SPEEPY, praise be to him and all his followers.
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We should be discussing Sheepy not food. Or we could talk about mutton. And mint sauce.
...but he comes out difigured, with is arms and legs mixed up.
Ew RBS. Was it tender? LoL. Shaneo's body pieces reform, as if it was a high budget movie or video game :D.
Gotta go, be back later.
Ostrich and chips was nice as well...
*lexus than goes for a run and reterns to normal size.*
*lexus taps shaneo on the arm. shaneo turns around and fires the rockets. lexus quickly eats 6000 mars bars and becomes so fat that the flub obsorbs the rockets.
he then sticks his belly out and the rockets fly at shaneo.
he is blown to pieces.*
he then sticks his belly out and the rockets fly at shaneo.
he is blown to pieces.*
Good god!!!
Pah, I bet none of you lot ever eat kangaroo with chips...
:-D
:-D
Shaneo's is given life by Er-No. His face is almost ripped in two from Lexus. He goes to his workshop and replaces his hands with rocket launchers. He goes looking for Lexus.
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