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SHEEPY BIBLE - chapter 1
Millions of years ago in the depths of a super nova, while toxic gases floated back and forth with the whirling solar winds, a force was created.
A force so powerful that the star was ripped apart by it, shredded as easy as a craft-knife through paper.
This force floated about for years in space picking up stray particles of energy until it was at a level of immense power.
It started to grow, bigger and bigger, bigger until… bang!
The center of it imploded on itself making the energy more concentrated.
Because of this it started to change form, grow wool and hooves.
A bright light radiated off the newly born god… SHEEPY.
He wondered around the universe for a millenium or two, trying to find a world to bless.
Then by freak accident SHEEPY stumbled upon a galaxy full of life and a world of chaos called Gearth.
Using his newfound powers he calmed the world and made peace among the people there.
With a new attitude the world needed a new name, and the great SHEEPY named it… Earth.
This is the word of the SPEEPY, praise be to him and all his followers.
Millions of years ago in the depths of a super nova, while toxic gases floated back and forth with the whirling solar winds, a force was created.
A force so powerful that the star was ripped apart by it, shredded as easy as a craft-knife through paper.
This force floated about for years in space picking up stray particles of energy until it was at a level of immense power.
It started to grow, bigger and bigger, bigger until… bang!
The center of it imploded on itself making the energy more concentrated.
Because of this it started to change form, grow wool and hooves.
A bright light radiated off the newly born god… SHEEPY.
He wondered around the universe for a millenium or two, trying to find a world to bless.
Then by freak accident SHEEPY stumbled upon a galaxy full of life and a world of chaos called Gearth.
Using his newfound powers he calmed the world and made peace among the people there.
With a new attitude the world needed a new name, and the great SHEEPY named it… Earth.
This is the word of the SPEEPY, praise be to him and all his followers.
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<>*Al praise to Sheepy the almighty god!*<>
I have no money
<>*Amen*<>
I have no money
<>*Amen*<>
This children proves that chesse is the DEVIL. The DEVIL!!! THE DEVIL i saY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at these poor kids, prefctly normal, then suddenly out of the blue... possed by CHEEEEESE.
To get rid of this DEVIL send your cheese to [email protected]
So i can give to all the nasty elves... HA HA HA HA
*Spider passes some magic mushrooms over to Er-No*
Look at these poor kids, prefctly normal, then suddenly out of the blue... possed by CHEEEEESE.
To get rid of this DEVIL send your cheese to [email protected]
So i can give to all the nasty elves... HA HA HA HA
*Spider passes some magic mushrooms over to Er-No*
Give me yours then.
SHEEPY wrote:
> If you were real followers you would send me all your money and make
> my sore head go away ;)
Money is for the weak.
> If you were real followers you would send me all your money and make
> my sore head go away ;)
Money is for the weak.
SHEEPY wrote:
> That wouldn't be getting rid of the pain though :-P
Yes it would, you'd be dead
:-D
> That wouldn't be getting rid of the pain though :-P
Yes it would, you'd be dead
:-D
That wouldn't be getting rid of the pain though :-P
Just make it worse :-D
Just make it worse :-D
SHEEPY wrote:
> If you were real followers you would send me all your money and make
> my sore head go away ;)
Make your head go away right.
*Brandishes a large meatclever*
:-D
> If you were real followers you would send me all your money and make
> my sore head go away ;)
Make your head go away right.
*Brandishes a large meatclever*
:-D
If you were real followers you would send me all your money and make my sore head go away ;)
Sheepy! Where are al you sheepy folowers? Of has this been a 4 day religion?
Both Kangaroo and Ostrich taste absolutely lovely.
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