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Well done everyone, I was most entertained by all of your entries, even the ones that sucked. The winners have been announced, so if you'd care to take a look here, you'll see the best.
Thanks
Ali
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Wow, my very first EEGADP, and it's a corker. All you have to do is design what you think SR Towers looks like. Draw it on paper, then scan it, or design it on your computer, whatever. Just get us your designs of what you think our humble palace looks like and the best design(s) will win the game of their choice, and probably go on my wall. I'll decide how many winners (if any), cos I work here and I'm great.
Things to do:
Be funny
Make me laugh
Be kerrazy, madcap, bonkers and off the wall in your designs
Things not to do:
Use a picture of a Special Reserve Shop
For those of you who can't draw for toffee (exams have just passed and some may still be hurt), feel free to describe your ideas in scary detail.
Go, get to it. Try to get your entries in before September 16th, cos that's when I want them by. Feel free to send by post, you caveman.
> first of all there jumping off the building.
secondly if your
> saying its bad because of the tradgedy in america then you can stop
> right there.the original picture was drawn a while ago before it
> happened.im not making jokes at the events,i would never do that,i
> feel very bad and upset about what has happened just like every one
> else.
OK, I appreciate this but you cold have thought for 1 second before posting this here now.
fool
so why did you post "Today at 8.30PM"........
Im not going to tell you what I really think of you and your picture but I just hope that SR treat this the best way possible........
secondly if your saying its bad because of the tradgedy in america then you can stop right there.the original picture was drawn a while ago before it happened.im not making jokes at the events,i would never do that,i feel very bad and upset about what has happened just like every one else.
> www.geocities.com/simpsonsfanclubuk/PS2buildingv2.jpg
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!!!!!!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?...........
Can someone from SR sort this out please, because personally I just dont think a picture of people jumping out of a building is funny at all!
its just another normal day at special reserve towers.the staff are inside working,a crowd of angry special reserve members who didnt win gad the previous day have started attacking the tower,demanding the game that they claim to deserve and the games companies have just contacted them saying that they will be delaying the relese of their most anticipated games.
Mr snuggly arrives at work,only to be greated by the angry mob outside the tower.he runs for his life,throwing anything in site at the desperate gamers, chairs, books, cups, porno and every think else. as the porn rushes past their eyes,several members get destracted from their task and chase after it.they dive to the floor and start to fight like a pack of wild wolves.
snuggly runs passed tony,then pauses and reverses back.he shouts to the crowd,tony has your games, follow him, he will sort you and your games out.the mob turns and looks at tony.tony gives snuggly an evil look,then runs for his life.snuggly just smiles and laugh.
the mob chases tony up every flight of stairs,until there on the roof.tony runs straight off the side,then realises hes standing in mid air.he catches and hangs from the side of the tower.he looks up and sees angry gamers heading his way,he looks down and sees the cold,hard ground.then he spots the fad van pulling up,he takes one more look around for possible exits,then jumps with the hope of landing in the van.
the mob follow him and like a group of lemmings they jump off the tower after tony.tony had not thaught his plan through very well,something that most people do when there hanging from the top of a building.the van which had just stoped to pick up a few DVDs drove away,moments before tony made inpact with the unforgiving ground.
amazingly,tony surrived the fall,but he didnt surrive the falls of every one else.there was a massive buddle on the ground as gamer after gamer crashed down onto tonies broken body.luckily he wasnt there for long,Bob the special reserver cleaner was there in a flash,with a wheel barrow and spade to clean up the carnage.
as mr snuggly was looking out the window,watching bob dump the bodies into the conpost heap,he smiled and thaught to himself, dosent anything different ever happen around here.
as you can see,it was just another normal day for the special reserve towers.
www.geocities.com/ simpsonsfanclubuk/ PS2buildingv2.jpg
(remove the spaces)
dont worry - these computer ones are smaller than my hand drawn,so only take a second to load.
chris
it hasnt got every little detail,its the PS2 shaped building,with people killing themselfs,people comeing to work and a man with a wheel barrow cleaning up the bodies.i have also had a sr logo to the page.
so count this as my second entry:
www.geocities.com/ simpsonsfanclubuk /PS2building.jpg
(as usual please remove the spaces)
which do you think is better the computer drawn 1 or my other entry? anyone
chris