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Well done everyone, I was most entertained by all of your entries, even the ones that sucked. The winners have been announced, so if you'd care to take a look here, you'll see the best.
Thanks
Ali
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Wow, my very first EEGADP, and it's a corker. All you have to do is design what you think SR Towers looks like. Draw it on paper, then scan it, or design it on your computer, whatever. Just get us your designs of what you think our humble palace looks like and the best design(s) will win the game of their choice, and probably go on my wall. I'll decide how many winners (if any), cos I work here and I'm great.
Things to do:
Be funny
Make me laugh
Be kerrazy, madcap, bonkers and off the wall in your designs
Things not to do:
Use a picture of a Special Reserve Shop
For those of you who can't draw for toffee (exams have just passed and some may still be hurt), feel free to describe your ideas in scary detail.
Go, get to it. Try to get your entries in before September 16th, cos that's when I want them by. Feel free to send by post, you caveman.
Well done everyone, I was most entertained by all of your entries, even the ones that sucked. The winners have been announced, so if you'd care to take a look here, you'll see the best.
Thanks
Ali
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Wow, my very first EEGADP, and it's a corker. All you have to do is design what you think SR Towers looks like. Draw it on paper, then scan it, or design it on your computer, whatever. Just get us your designs of what you think our humble palace looks like and the best design(s) will win the game of their choice, and probably go on my wall. I'll decide how many winners (if any), cos I work here and I'm great.
Things to do:
Be funny
Make me laugh
Be kerrazy, madcap, bonkers and off the wall in your designs
Things not to do:
Use a picture of a Special Reserve Shop
For those of you who can't draw for toffee (exams have just passed and some may still be hurt), feel free to describe your ideas in scary detail.
Go, get to it. Try to get your entries in before September 16th, cos that's when I want them by. Feel free to send by post, you caveman.
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Oh damn, I don't really think I stand a chance with that, apart from the awful spelling the whole piece was awful and should be binned instantly, please someone help me!!
As it ends 2morrow I thought the least I could do was donate my totally grphic description of SR Towers. I can't draw to save my life and me and computers mix like a psychopath and a gun, not a good combination. So without furthur wait.......
The total structure of the towers is based around the ancient techniques of meditation. As of Tony's recent scandals, the towers has a hover pad which it rests on for easy escapes making raides impossible as before they get to the scene it's already gone. Build upwards surronding the building is the most advance security system that has ever been seen, forget everything you'vr seen in the movies this is the real deal.
Laser, electrified fences 20ft high with spikes laying across the floor for 10 metres squared on the inside of the fence making it imperknable. Secutiry cameras positioned everywhere and guards survealing the premise 29 hours a day.
The doors are all 40" thick to prevent entry to unwanted persons and that is protected by 18 guards fully loaded with M16s. Incase of needed support and helicopter attacks 16 men patrol the roofs of the buildings the towers fully loaded with stinger missles and M16s.
And while all of these men are patroling outside Tony and Ali are inside the superbly decorated building, fully coated with buller proof windos and walls. All because Tony has recieved around 25,873 complaints from customers threatining death.
A helicopter pad on top secures an easy get away and the airport by the side of the towers means that it will be escorted by F15 fighter jets.
The tower stand 25 floors high and each floor is seperated by a metalic substance rining the whole way around incase of extra support is needed when riots break out, which is quite often.
Few windows are to be seen anywhere making Sniper oppertunities near impossible but it doesn't mean they aren't there. All of course have been tinted to make no one able to see into.
The first 23 floors are nearly none important, it's just for the 3.60 an hour pieces of scum to make the rich even richer, the computers are not even capable of doing the task, rats scutter around the floors eating of on the courpes' of the dead workers that have died from exhaustion. Shelves collapse and holes are visible in the walls. The workers have been blessed with a cafetria though which de-ducks half of their working wage to be able to eat some crips and a snix on a 16 hour wokring day.
But when you get to the top 2 floors which is Tony's housing quarters and luxury office things start to look up.
Everything was perfectly designed to be absolute luxury and a good job was done at that. Gold plated everything, famous original paintigs on the wall, thousand pound pens to write with compared to his workers 5p pencils. The place is magnificent.
Overall a highly impressive place, if your Tony, with an estimated value of $50,000,000 and a possible riot chance of 1-in-2. Thanks for reading this and please remember ladies and gentleman and people of all ages, all characters and locations mentioned in this story are completley fiction and anything to do with them is utter coinsidence.
The Dogfather
The total structure of the towers is based around the ancient techniques of meditation. As of Tony's recent scandals, the towers has a hover pad which it rests on for easy escapes making raides impossible as before they get to the scene it's already gone. Build upwards surronding the building is the most advance security system that has ever been seen, forget everything you'vr seen in the movies this is the real deal.
Laser, electrified fences 20ft high with spikes laying across the floor for 10 metres squared on the inside of the fence making it imperknable. Secutiry cameras positioned everywhere and guards survealing the premise 29 hours a day.
The doors are all 40" thick to prevent entry to unwanted persons and that is protected by 18 guards fully loaded with M16s. Incase of needed support and helicopter attacks 16 men patrol the roofs of the buildings the towers fully loaded with stinger missles and M16s.
And while all of these men are patroling outside Tony and Ali are inside the superbly decorated building, fully coated with buller proof windos and walls. All because Tony has recieved around 25,873 complaints from customers threatining death.
A helicopter pad on top secures an easy get away and the airport by the side of the towers means that it will be escorted by F15 fighter jets.
The tower stand 25 floors high and each floor is seperated by a metalic substance rining the whole way around incase of extra support is needed when riots break out, which is quite often.
Few windows are to be seen anywhere making Sniper oppertunities near impossible but it doesn't mean they aren't there. All of course have been tinted to make no one able to see into.
The first 23 floors are nearly none important, it's just for the 3.60 an hour pieces of scum to make the rich even richer, the computers are not even capable of doing the task, rats scutter around the floors eating of on the courpes' of the dead workers that have died from exhaustion. Shelves collapse and holes are visible in the walls. The workers have been blessed with a cafetria though which de-ducks half of their working wage to be able to eat some crips and a snix on a 16 hour wokring day.
But when you get to the top 2 floors which is Tony's housing quarters and luxury office things start to look up.
Everything was perfectly designed to be absolute luxury and a good job was done at that. Gold plated everything, famous original paintigs on the wall, thousand pound pens to write with compared to his workers 5p pencils. The place is magnificent.
Overall a highly impressive place, if your Tony, with an estimated value of $50,000,000 and a possible riot chance of 1-in-2. Thanks for reading this and please remember ladies and gentleman and people of all ages, all characters and locations mentioned in this story are completley fiction and anything to do with them is utter coinsidence.
The Dogfather
I've asked this before, but I'll ask it again, seeing as the first answer was a bit mucked-up:
Can we e-mail our entries in to you?
Can we e-mail our entries in to you?
il just let you know that my new pic will not have any people in at all so hopefully there will be nothing for you to complain about
ive explained my pic, so many times now, but you dont stop going on.
even though i did the picture before the tradgedy and it has nothing to do with it,i will change it.
its not worth having the hole forum turning against you over a picture.later i will change it and post my new entry.
im sorry if anyone was ofended by my picture
even though i did the picture before the tradgedy and it has nothing to do with it,i will change it.
its not worth having the hole forum turning against you over a picture.later i will change it and post my new entry.
im sorry if anyone was ofended by my picture
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