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Yes, it`s been done before.
No, it won`t be as lond as the FOG version.
Why am I trying it out anyway?
The PS2 forum is a very interesting place to be, but it can also be a little quiet. I though perhaps if we had a topic with several hundred replies lurking at the top, things would look more popular.
Feel free to use the topic to talk about anything. Either the latest PS2 game, latest ideas for including some female star in a game etc... or even just the usual chat that happens all over.
As I expect this to fail, I`ve decided to spend a little while pushing up the replies. No spamming, just lots of nonsense :-)
Any help would be great, it`d be boring to have a whole topic with replies from only me.
No, it won`t be as lond as the FOG version.
Why am I trying it out anyway?
The PS2 forum is a very interesting place to be, but it can also be a little quiet. I though perhaps if we had a topic with several hundred replies lurking at the top, things would look more popular.
Feel free to use the topic to talk about anything. Either the latest PS2 game, latest ideas for including some female star in a game etc... or even just the usual chat that happens all over.
As I expect this to fail, I`ve decided to spend a little while pushing up the replies. No spamming, just lots of nonsense :-)
Any help would be great, it`d be boring to have a whole topic with replies from only me.
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An Irish fan arrives at a football match midway through the second half. "Whats the score?" he asks his mate as he arrives.
"Nil-Nil" is the reply
"And what was the half time score?"
"Nil-Nil" is the reply
"And what was the half time score?"
Yeah we are getting there!!! Keep on posting!
Gotta post `em all... we will make 1000!! It is so close I can smell its sweet scent wafting vigorously towards my nostrils in greater amounts every night!
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test." Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me???!!!"
What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back!
"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test." Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me???!!!"
What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back!
Lol that 50p ones quality lol
Hey, irish are not all that bad, they invented the ejecter seat in a helicopter last year. :)
never heard that 50p one before, quality :-)
How do you sink an Irish Submarine?
Knock on the hatch
How do you confuse an Irishman?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner
Jon, an Irishman, upon finishing his business in the toilet, was pulling up his pants when a 50 pence piece slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell into the hole. Peering into the hole, Jon muttered to himself, "For 50p, No." Upon which, he withdrew another 50 pence piece from his pocket, let it fall into the hole to join the first, and remarked as he descended, "But for a pound..."
Knock on the hatch
How do you confuse an Irishman?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner
Jon, an Irishman, upon finishing his business in the toilet, was pulling up his pants when a 50 pence piece slipped from his pocket, bounced once on the lid, and fell into the hole. Peering into the hole, Jon muttered to himself, "For 50p, No." Upon which, he withdrew another 50 pence piece from his pocket, let it fall into the hole to join the first, and remarked as he descended, "But for a pound..."
Heard that before.A Classic
There was an english, scotts, and irish man, they all worked on a building yard. They were on the roof eating there sandwiches. They all had tuna:
Eng man says: "if my wife makes me the same lunch tommorow i will jump off"
Scotts man says: "same here, i will jump too"
and so the irish man agrees too.
The next day there eating there lunch.
Eng man: "arggg, its the same!!" he then jumps off to his death.
Scotts man: "aarrrgggg, mine too, im coming with you!!" and he jumps too
Irish man: "oh yeah, mine too, wait up" and he jumps too.
Later the wifes of the 3 men turn up. The eng and scottsmans wives are all crying but the irish wife is not.
Irish wife: "im not crying...he packed his own lunch!!!"
Eng man says: "if my wife makes me the same lunch tommorow i will jump off"
Scotts man says: "same here, i will jump too"
and so the irish man agrees too.
The next day there eating there lunch.
Eng man: "arggg, its the same!!" he then jumps off to his death.
Scotts man: "aarrrgggg, mine too, im coming with you!!" and he jumps too
Irish man: "oh yeah, mine too, wait up" and he jumps too.
Later the wifes of the 3 men turn up. The eng and scottsmans wives are all crying but the irish wife is not.
Irish wife: "im not crying...he packed his own lunch!!!"
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