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OK, game!
Below are 20 uses for a GameCube, everyone needs to carry it on! Let’s see if we can get 101 uses by midnight tonight!
1. Take out the insides and use it as a posh handbag
2. Take out the insides and give it to your Gran as a mystic knick-knack
3. Take out the insides and use it to smuggle drugs
4. Give it to a toddler as a building block
5. Use several as a ladder
6. Use as a weapon
7. An interesting pencil-holder
8. A paperweight
9. A doorstop
10. Take out the insides and use as a floatation device
11. Use to fool the security guards at Nintendo HQ into thinking you’re on their side…
12. Use to break into houses with
13. If you live in Bradford, throw into a Sonyphile’s house to start a riot
14. In said riot, use as an alternative to bricks, bottles and petrol bombs
15. Convince your wife it’s a mobile washing machine
16. A mug holder
17. Use the fan as air-conditioning
18. Place a bomb inside and give it to your favourite enemy. Set the bomb to go off when he stops playing, forcing him to play it forever! Muaha!
19. Hold office wars using the spring lid to fire paperclips
20. Mutilate with a pick-axe and sell it to the Tate Modern for £50,000
Carry on!
Below are 20 uses for a GameCube, everyone needs to carry it on! Let’s see if we can get 101 uses by midnight tonight!
1. Take out the insides and use it as a posh handbag
2. Take out the insides and give it to your Gran as a mystic knick-knack
3. Take out the insides and use it to smuggle drugs
4. Give it to a toddler as a building block
5. Use several as a ladder
6. Use as a weapon
7. An interesting pencil-holder
8. A paperweight
9. A doorstop
10. Take out the insides and use as a floatation device
11. Use to fool the security guards at Nintendo HQ into thinking you’re on their side…
12. Use to break into houses with
13. If you live in Bradford, throw into a Sonyphile’s house to start a riot
14. In said riot, use as an alternative to bricks, bottles and petrol bombs
15. Convince your wife it’s a mobile washing machine
16. A mug holder
17. Use the fan as air-conditioning
18. Place a bomb inside and give it to your favourite enemy. Set the bomb to go off when he stops playing, forcing him to play it forever! Muaha!
19. Hold office wars using the spring lid to fire paperclips
20. Mutilate with a pick-axe and sell it to the Tate Modern for £50,000
Carry on!
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62. Take out thge inside and use it as a lunch box.
61. Use the controller as a wip
50. Hang it on a piece of string and use it as a mobile above a cot.
51. Get a collection of them and use them as building blocks in a nursery.
52. Target practice for your new Remington pump-action shotgun.
53. When traversing muddy bogs lay a route out of Gamecube's and use them as stepping stones.
54. Ashtray.
55. Get two and use them as boxing gloves.
56. Stand on them to reach the top shelf in your local newsagent.
57. Halloween lantern (save the pumpkin campaign!)
58. Use it as the head of your next Guy Fawkes dummy for the bonfire.
59. Use it as a square football.
60. Use it as a symbol for all that is intrinsically wrong with the gaming industry in modern times.
51. Get a collection of them and use them as building blocks in a nursery.
52. Target practice for your new Remington pump-action shotgun.
53. When traversing muddy bogs lay a route out of Gamecube's and use them as stepping stones.
54. Ashtray.
55. Get two and use them as boxing gloves.
56. Stand on them to reach the top shelf in your local newsagent.
57. Halloween lantern (save the pumpkin campaign!)
58. Use it as the head of your next Guy Fawkes dummy for the bonfire.
59. Use it as a square football.
60. Use it as a symbol for all that is intrinsically wrong with the gaming industry in modern times.
48. Rip out the insides, nail it to a tree and let birds live in it.
49. Rip the insides out, prop open the lid with a stick and bait the inside with NOM and wait...
49. Rip the insides out, prop open the lid with a stick and bait the inside with NOM and wait...
Take insides out, replace cd spinny thing, attach a whisk to the cd spinny thing, invert the cd spinny thing and use it to make bannana milkshakes.
40. take the lid off and take the content out and store eggs in it.
41. Take the content out and fill it with PS2 hardware, then you have a machine worth having :D
42. Take the innards out and fill it with Megadrive hardware. Reasons above 8D
43. cut a cd so it looks like a 30 point star, stick it in the drive and stuff a footy card down the side. It will sound like a motorbike.
44. use it to fill one of the holes on your brick fence at the bottom of the garden, where passers by stuff their rubbish through.
45. Put it under the axle of your car as you change a tyre.
46. saw the front off and take the innards out, then hang it from the handle in your shower to hold your shampoo.
41. Take the content out and fill it with PS2 hardware, then you have a machine worth having :D
42. Take the innards out and fill it with Megadrive hardware. Reasons above 8D
43. cut a cd so it looks like a 30 point star, stick it in the drive and stuff a footy card down the side. It will sound like a motorbike.
44. use it to fill one of the holes on your brick fence at the bottom of the garden, where passers by stuff their rubbish through.
45. Put it under the axle of your car as you change a tyre.
46. saw the front off and take the innards out, then hang it from the handle in your shower to hold your shampoo.
If you ever convert a GC to play Xbox games (without just buying an Xbox), let someone know, I'm sure they could give you a job.
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It's a notable Bonus.
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It's a notable Bonus.
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35. nick a sonyphiles ps2 and replace it with a game cube, then sell the sonyphiles ps2 and buy another gamecube for use 36!
36. convert it to play pc games, x-box games, and any other type of games that you can think of.
37. connect it to the internet and use it to post use 38... to late!
38. use it as an ornament... untill it breaks.
39. ummmmmmm turn it on with no game inside???
36. convert it to play pc games, x-box games, and any other type of games that you can think of.
37. connect it to the internet and use it to post use 38... to late!
38. use it as an ornament... untill it breaks.
39. ummmmmmm turn it on with no game inside???
Turbonutter wrote:
> OK, game!
Below are 20 uses for a GameCube, everyone needs to
> carry it on! Let’s see if we can get 101 uses by midnight
> tonight!
1. Take out the insides and use it as a posh
> handbag
Only ladies have handbags, and 99.9% of the posters on this site are male, unless you have a confession to make.....
2. Take out the insides and give it to your Gran as a
> mystic knick-knack
Hmmm, possible. She'd probably end up using it as a portaloo though.....
3. Take out the insides and use it to smuggle
> drugs
No doubt there are cooling vents, so the powder would all fall out, leaving you up a the creek without a paddle. Or a boat.
4. Give it to a toddler as a building block
Yep, agree with that.
5. Use
> several as a ladder
Ah. Wasn't the title this 101 uses for A gamecube? As in, the singluar. This one isn't allowed.
6. Use as a weapon
Good, although it may break as it is only plastic.
7. An interesting
> pencil-holder
Yep, but you'd need a large desk for one of thse....
8. A paperweight
Agree.
9. A doorstop
Agree.
10. Take out
> the insides and use as a floatation device
Hmmm, what would you want to float in it? Bit small for a lifeboat....
11. Use to fool the
> security guards at Nintendo HQ into thinking you’re on their> side…
Don't be silly, no ones on Nintendos side. Are they? *gets scared at this thought*
12. Use to break into houses with
How? Please explain.
13. If you live in
> Bradford, throw into a Sonyphile’s house to start a riot
Yep.
14. In
> said riot, use as an alternative to bricks, bottles and petrol> bombs
Yep.
15. Convince your wife it’s a mobile washing machine
Perhaps slightly small?
16.
> A mug holder
Why do you need a mug holder? It will be awkward to get to the handle to pick it up.
17. Use the fan as air-conditioning
The fan doesn't condition the air. Just move it about.....
18. Place a
> bomb inside and give it to your favourite enemy. Set the bomb to go> off when he stops playing, forcing him to play it forever!> Muaha!
He's buggered if there's a power cut then....
19. Hold office wars using the spring lid to fire
> paperclips
20. Mutilate with a pick-axe and sell it to the Tate
> Modern for £50,000
I actually think this one would work.....
> OK, game!
Below are 20 uses for a GameCube, everyone needs to
> carry it on! Let’s see if we can get 101 uses by midnight
> tonight!
1. Take out the insides and use it as a posh
> handbag
Only ladies have handbags, and 99.9% of the posters on this site are male, unless you have a confession to make.....
2. Take out the insides and give it to your Gran as a
> mystic knick-knack
Hmmm, possible. She'd probably end up using it as a portaloo though.....
3. Take out the insides and use it to smuggle
> drugs
No doubt there are cooling vents, so the powder would all fall out, leaving you up a the creek without a paddle. Or a boat.
4. Give it to a toddler as a building block
Yep, agree with that.
5. Use
> several as a ladder
Ah. Wasn't the title this 101 uses for A gamecube? As in, the singluar. This one isn't allowed.
6. Use as a weapon
Good, although it may break as it is only plastic.
7. An interesting
> pencil-holder
Yep, but you'd need a large desk for one of thse....
8. A paperweight
Agree.
9. A doorstop
Agree.
10. Take out
> the insides and use as a floatation device
Hmmm, what would you want to float in it? Bit small for a lifeboat....
11. Use to fool the
> security guards at Nintendo HQ into thinking you’re on their> side…
Don't be silly, no ones on Nintendos side. Are they? *gets scared at this thought*
12. Use to break into houses with
How? Please explain.
13. If you live in
> Bradford, throw into a Sonyphile’s house to start a riot
Yep.
14. In
> said riot, use as an alternative to bricks, bottles and petrol> bombs
Yep.
15. Convince your wife it’s a mobile washing machine
Perhaps slightly small?
16.
> A mug holder
Why do you need a mug holder? It will be awkward to get to the handle to pick it up.
17. Use the fan as air-conditioning
The fan doesn't condition the air. Just move it about.....
18. Place a
> bomb inside and give it to your favourite enemy. Set the bomb to go> off when he stops playing, forcing him to play it forever!> Muaha!
He's buggered if there's a power cut then....
19. Hold office wars using the spring lid to fire
> paperclips
20. Mutilate with a pick-axe and sell it to the Tate
> Modern for £50,000
I actually think this one would work.....
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