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Below are 20 uses for a GameCube, everyone needs to carry it on! Let’s see if we can get 101 uses by midnight tonight!
1. Take out the insides and use it as a posh handbag
2. Take out the insides and give it to your Gran as a mystic knick-knack
3. Take out the insides and use it to smuggle drugs
4. Give it to a toddler as a building block
5. Use several as a ladder
6. Use as a weapon
7. An interesting pencil-holder
8. A paperweight
9. A doorstop
10. Take out the insides and use as a floatation device
11. Use to fool the security guards at Nintendo HQ into thinking you’re on their side…
12. Use to break into houses with
13. If you live in Bradford, throw into a Sonyphile’s house to start a riot
14. In said riot, use as an alternative to bricks, bottles and petrol bombs
15. Convince your wife it’s a mobile washing machine
16. A mug holder
17. Use the fan as air-conditioning
18. Place a bomb inside and give it to your favourite enemy. Set the bomb to go off when he stops playing, forcing him to play it forever! Muaha!
19. Hold office wars using the spring lid to fire paperclips
20. Mutilate with a pick-axe and sell it to the Tate Modern for £50,000
Carry on!
Below are 20 uses for a GameCube, everyone needs to carry it on! Let’s see if we can get 101 uses by midnight tonight!
1. Take out the insides and use it as a posh handbag
2. Take out the insides and give it to your Gran as a mystic knick-knack
3. Take out the insides and use it to smuggle drugs
4. Give it to a toddler as a building block
5. Use several as a ladder
6. Use as a weapon
7. An interesting pencil-holder
8. A paperweight
9. A doorstop
10. Take out the insides and use as a floatation device
11. Use to fool the security guards at Nintendo HQ into thinking you’re on their side…
12. Use to break into houses with
13. If you live in Bradford, throw into a Sonyphile’s house to start a riot
14. In said riot, use as an alternative to bricks, bottles and petrol bombs
15. Convince your wife it’s a mobile washing machine
16. A mug holder
17. Use the fan as air-conditioning
18. Place a bomb inside and give it to your favourite enemy. Set the bomb to go off when he stops playing, forcing him to play it forever! Muaha!
19. Hold office wars using the spring lid to fire paperclips
20. Mutilate with a pick-axe and sell it to the Tate Modern for £50,000
Carry on!
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75. Buy 8,000 of them and use them to bomb GameCube factories. In Iraq.
73 Buy 8000000 of them, and sell at £5 each to completely bury the PS2.
72. Buy 8,000 of them and use them to bomb Iraq.
72. Buy 8,000 of them then export them to Iraq so that they can stop fighting each other and start fighting Nintendo.
72. Buy 8,000 of them then export them to Iraq so that they can use the technology to enhance their offensive weapons programs.
71. Use it to shut your little brother up by putting his head in it
64. Play GameCube games on it?
63. Fill it with water and use it as a Ninty footspa.
63. fill it with charcoad briquettes and use is as a disposable barbeque
64. take the lid off and the innards out, and put it on your head as a cycle helmet
65. take the lid off and the innards out, and use it to store coffee in your kitchen. get another for the sugar.
66. take the lid off and the innards out, and use it as a drip tray for oil when working on your car.
67. let your kids wee in it when they need the loo on long car journeys.
64. take the lid off and the innards out, and put it on your head as a cycle helmet
65. take the lid off and the innards out, and use it to store coffee in your kitchen. get another for the sugar.
66. take the lid off and the innards out, and use it as a drip tray for oil when working on your car.
67. let your kids wee in it when they need the loo on long car journeys.
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