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When not blowing away my colleagues because Natural Born Killers said it was ok, I have discovered the following information from watching movies:
Bruce Willis is indestructible
When defusing a bomb, you must almost cut 1 wire, then jump and cut another at the last second, and you must allow the timer to reach 1 or 2.
All bombs have a timer
Serial killers want to be caught and leave clues.
Most police are "too old for this"
You can fight for 3 minutes, and then shrug it off.
The underdog will win
Women wake up beautiful and wrapped in clean sheets
Detectives only have 24hrs before the DA "chews their @ss"
Kevin Spacey did it. He always does.
In order to over-take someone, you just press the accelerator even harder
You do not need to look at the road when driving, and you can whip the wheel from side to side
Ethnic characters are amusing sidekicks.
All Middle Eastern people are bad.
Not only are there villains, but "supervillains"
America won everything, ever. And Mel Gibson did most of the work.
Dinosaurs are bad and intent on destruction, yet the mass media has ignored 3 different outbreaks and people are suprised to find themselves on the island.
Aliens not only exist, but look like you would expect aliens to be.
Alien ships need lights. They are able to cross galaxies and communicate by thought, yet they cannot see in the dark.
Also, if there is a film with Keanau Reeves in it, he will say 'woah' many many times.
Hugh Grant will never die (much to everyone's disgust) and he will appear in every dire chick flick ever made.
When not blowing away my colleagues because Natural Born Killers said it was ok, I have discovered the following information from watching movies:
Bruce Willis is indestructible
When defusing a bomb, you must almost cut 1 wire, then jump and cut another at the last second, and you must allow the timer to reach 1 or 2.
All bombs have a timer
Serial killers want to be caught and leave clues.
Most police are "too old for this"
You can fight for 3 minutes, and then shrug it off.
The underdog will win
Women wake up beautiful and wrapped in clean sheets
Detectives only have 24hrs before the DA "chews their @ss"
Kevin Spacey did it. He always does.
In order to over-take someone, you just press the accelerator even harder
You do not need to look at the road when driving, and you can whip the wheel from side to side
Ethnic characters are amusing sidekicks.
All Middle Eastern people are bad.
Not only are there villains, but "supervillains"
America won everything, ever. And Mel Gibson did most of the work.
Dinosaurs are bad and intent on destruction, yet the mass media has ignored 3 different outbreaks and people are suprised to find themselves on the island.
Aliens not only exist, but look like you would expect aliens to be.
Alien ships need lights. They are able to cross galaxies and communicate by thought, yet they cannot see in the dark.