GetDotted Domains

Viewing Thread:
"Movies learned me stuff"

The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.

Mon 13/08/01 at 14:05
Regular
Posts: 787
Hello, I am easily impressionable and believe what I see on screen is real.
When not blowing away my colleagues because Natural Born Killers said it was ok, I have discovered the following information from watching movies:

Bruce Willis is indestructible

When defusing a bomb, you must almost cut 1 wire, then jump and cut another at the last second, and you must allow the timer to reach 1 or 2.

All bombs have a timer

Serial killers want to be caught and leave clues.

Most police are "too old for this"

You can fight for 3 minutes, and then shrug it off.

The underdog will win

Women wake up beautiful and wrapped in clean sheets

Detectives only have 24hrs before the DA "chews their @ss"

Kevin Spacey did it. He always does.

In order to over-take someone, you just press the accelerator even harder

You do not need to look at the road when driving, and you can whip the wheel from side to side

Ethnic characters are amusing sidekicks.

All Middle Eastern people are bad.

Not only are there villains, but "supervillains"

America won everything, ever. And Mel Gibson did most of the work.

Dinosaurs are bad and intent on destruction, yet the mass media has ignored 3 different outbreaks and people are suprised to find themselves on the island.

Aliens not only exist, but look like you would expect aliens to be.

Alien ships need lights. They are able to cross galaxies and communicate by thought, yet they cannot see in the dark.
Mon 13/08/01 at 14:14
Posts: 0
Isn't it amazing aswell, how most Aliens seem to have 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth, etc. Very Alien like indeed.

Also, if there is a film with Keanau Reeves in it, he will say 'woah' many many times.

Hugh Grant will never die (much to everyone's disgust) and he will appear in every dire chick flick ever made.
Mon 13/08/01 at 14:11
Regular
"TheShiznit.co.uk"
Posts: 6,592
Punching someone in the face doesn't result in them toppling over backwards into a bin, it results in them punching you harder until you fall into said bin.
Mon 13/08/01 at 14:05
Regular
"Infantalised Forums"
Posts: 23,089
Hello, I am easily impressionable and believe what I see on screen is real.
When not blowing away my colleagues because Natural Born Killers said it was ok, I have discovered the following information from watching movies:

Bruce Willis is indestructible

When defusing a bomb, you must almost cut 1 wire, then jump and cut another at the last second, and you must allow the timer to reach 1 or 2.

All bombs have a timer

Serial killers want to be caught and leave clues.

Most police are "too old for this"

You can fight for 3 minutes, and then shrug it off.

The underdog will win

Women wake up beautiful and wrapped in clean sheets

Detectives only have 24hrs before the DA "chews their @ss"

Kevin Spacey did it. He always does.

In order to over-take someone, you just press the accelerator even harder

You do not need to look at the road when driving, and you can whip the wheel from side to side

Ethnic characters are amusing sidekicks.

All Middle Eastern people are bad.

Not only are there villains, but "supervillains"

America won everything, ever. And Mel Gibson did most of the work.

Dinosaurs are bad and intent on destruction, yet the mass media has ignored 3 different outbreaks and people are suprised to find themselves on the island.

Aliens not only exist, but look like you would expect aliens to be.

Alien ships need lights. They are able to cross galaxies and communicate by thought, yet they cannot see in the dark.

Freeola & GetDotted are rated 5 Stars

Check out some of our customer reviews below:

The coolest ISP ever!
In my opinion, the ISP is the best I have ever used. They guarantee 'first time connection - everytime', which they have never let me down on.
I am delighted.
Brilliant! As usual the careful and intuitive production that Freeola puts into everything it sets out to do. I am delighted.

View More Reviews

Need some help? Give us a call on 01376 55 60 60

Go to Support Centre

It appears you are using an old browser, as such, some parts of the Freeola and Getdotted site will not work as intended. Using the latest version of your browser, or another browser such as Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or Opera will provide a better, safer browsing experience for you.