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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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“Yeah, we’re coming down!” BOOM! BOOM! Here comes the Dudleys (RastaBillySkank and AfroJoe), carrying a table to the ring for this tag team table no.1 contenders contest!
(APA’s music hits) Their opponents, The APA (Crash and Rickoss)! They’re also carrying some wood to the ring, and there’s much more where that came from! The first team to put BOTH their opponents through tables, wins the match and becomes the no.1 contenders for Taker and Kane (Jetster and BBS Scott)’s tag team titles!
Before the APA can get into the ring, Buh-Buh (AJ) whips D’Von (RBS) into the far ropes, and launches him out of the ring to land straight on top of their opponents! D-Von goes to work on Bradshaw (Crash), throwing some right-hands and knocking him over the security barrier and into the screaming crowd. Meanwhile Faarooq (Rickoss) has made his way into the ring, and supposedly the most powerful man in the WWF nails Buh-Buh with a massive clothesline! He throws him into the ropes, BEARHUG SLAM!! What impact!
Still in the crowd, Bradshaw is hooking D-Von up for an overhead suplex, on the concrete floor! But D-Von slides off, and shoves him back to the outside of the ring. D-Von climbs onto the barrier, and knocks Bradshaw down with a Double Axe Handle!
Faarooq has Buh-Buh on the top rope, and it looks like he’s going for a Superplex, but Buh-Buh reverses with some shots the abdomen, and WHAM!! Belly-To-Belly Suplex from the top rope! Buh-Buh slowly heads to the outside, and he pulls a table from under the ring. He sets it up in the ring, and he turns to get Brad-CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Bradshaw (Crash) almost took Buh-Buh Ray (AfroJoe)’s head off with a huge clothesline from hell!
Bradshaw puts Buh-Buh between his legs, signals to the crowd, and hoists him up onto his shoulders, it looks like he’s gonna powerbomb him through the table! WHAM!!
But D-Von (RBS) moved the table, and Buh-Buh landed on the unforgiving canvas! D-Von turns, and he meets Faarooq (Rickoss), who throws him into the ropes and catches him with a Powerslam! SMASH!! D-Von Dudley (RastaBillySkank) was just power-slammed through a table! The ref signals that D-Von has been eliminated, leaving Buh-Buh all on his own with the APA.
But Buh Buh’s no chicken, and he shows this as he comes from behind and scores with a Buh-Buh Bomb, and Faarooq rolls out of the ring in pain. Bradshaw now whips Buh-Buh into the ropes, and Buh-Buh looks for a Crossbody, but Bradshaw catches him in mid-air! Fall Away Slam!
On the outside D-Von is back for some reason, and he nails Faarooq with a steel chair shot to the head! The ref doesn’t see as he places him on top of the Annoucer’s Table, and climbs to the top rope! Buh-Buh sees this, and he tries to distract the referee, while D-Von flies through the air, smashing his elbow into chest of Faarooq, putting him through the table! D-Von scampers away and the ref finally sees what’s happened. He’s not sure what to do, does that count?
He goes to talk to the timekeeper to see what happened, and-oh c’mon, D-Von (RBS) is in the ring now, and he throws Bradshaw (Crash) into the ropes, THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!! 3D THROUGH A TABLE! D-Von hides beneath the ring, and Buh-Buh makes sure the ref sees that Bradshaw is lying in a pile of wood, and the ref signals that Bradshaw has been eliminated!
There’s one table still on the outside, very close to one corner of the ring. Faarooq (Rickoss) and Buh-Buh Ray Dudley (AfroJoe)are groggily battling it out. Faarooq gets the upper hand, and lifts Buh-Buh onto the top turnbuckle…it looks like he’s trying to push him off, so that he will go through the table lying beneath them, but he can’t seem to get enough power. He climbs up there himself…what are these 2 men doing? They’re giving so much, all for a shot at the tag titles! Buh-Buh manages to seemingly slide off, and lands on the ropes-Ohhhh…Faarooq won’t like that, he landed right where the sun don’t sh-no, no! SMASH!!
Faarooq just feel from the turnbuckle, and through the table! Buh-Buh’s arm is lifted, the Dudleys have won the match, thanks to a lot of luck! Buh-Buh landed on the ropes, causing Faarooq to fall on the turnbuckle, lose his balance and smash straight the table!
The winners of this match, and the no.1 contenders for the WWF Forum Tag Team Titles, The Dudley Boyz (RastaBillySkank and AfroJoe.)
(APA’s music hits) Their opponents, The APA (Crash and Rickoss)! They’re also carrying some wood to the ring, and there’s much more where that came from! The first team to put BOTH their opponents through tables, wins the match and becomes the no.1 contenders for Taker and Kane (Jetster and BBS Scott)’s tag team titles!
Before the APA can get into the ring, Buh-Buh (AJ) whips D’Von (RBS) into the far ropes, and launches him out of the ring to land straight on top of their opponents! D-Von goes to work on Bradshaw (Crash), throwing some right-hands and knocking him over the security barrier and into the screaming crowd. Meanwhile Faarooq (Rickoss) has made his way into the ring, and supposedly the most powerful man in the WWF nails Buh-Buh with a massive clothesline! He throws him into the ropes, BEARHUG SLAM!! What impact!
Still in the crowd, Bradshaw is hooking D-Von up for an overhead suplex, on the concrete floor! But D-Von slides off, and shoves him back to the outside of the ring. D-Von climbs onto the barrier, and knocks Bradshaw down with a Double Axe Handle!
Faarooq has Buh-Buh on the top rope, and it looks like he’s going for a Superplex, but Buh-Buh reverses with some shots the abdomen, and WHAM!! Belly-To-Belly Suplex from the top rope! Buh-Buh slowly heads to the outside, and he pulls a table from under the ring. He sets it up in the ring, and he turns to get Brad-CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! Bradshaw (Crash) almost took Buh-Buh Ray (AfroJoe)’s head off with a huge clothesline from hell!
Bradshaw puts Buh-Buh between his legs, signals to the crowd, and hoists him up onto his shoulders, it looks like he’s gonna powerbomb him through the table! WHAM!!
But D-Von (RBS) moved the table, and Buh-Buh landed on the unforgiving canvas! D-Von turns, and he meets Faarooq (Rickoss), who throws him into the ropes and catches him with a Powerslam! SMASH!! D-Von Dudley (RastaBillySkank) was just power-slammed through a table! The ref signals that D-Von has been eliminated, leaving Buh-Buh all on his own with the APA.
But Buh Buh’s no chicken, and he shows this as he comes from behind and scores with a Buh-Buh Bomb, and Faarooq rolls out of the ring in pain. Bradshaw now whips Buh-Buh into the ropes, and Buh-Buh looks for a Crossbody, but Bradshaw catches him in mid-air! Fall Away Slam!
On the outside D-Von is back for some reason, and he nails Faarooq with a steel chair shot to the head! The ref doesn’t see as he places him on top of the Annoucer’s Table, and climbs to the top rope! Buh-Buh sees this, and he tries to distract the referee, while D-Von flies through the air, smashing his elbow into chest of Faarooq, putting him through the table! D-Von scampers away and the ref finally sees what’s happened. He’s not sure what to do, does that count?
He goes to talk to the timekeeper to see what happened, and-oh c’mon, D-Von (RBS) is in the ring now, and he throws Bradshaw (Crash) into the ropes, THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!! 3D THROUGH A TABLE! D-Von hides beneath the ring, and Buh-Buh makes sure the ref sees that Bradshaw is lying in a pile of wood, and the ref signals that Bradshaw has been eliminated!
There’s one table still on the outside, very close to one corner of the ring. Faarooq (Rickoss) and Buh-Buh Ray Dudley (AfroJoe)are groggily battling it out. Faarooq gets the upper hand, and lifts Buh-Buh onto the top turnbuckle…it looks like he’s trying to push him off, so that he will go through the table lying beneath them, but he can’t seem to get enough power. He climbs up there himself…what are these 2 men doing? They’re giving so much, all for a shot at the tag titles! Buh-Buh manages to seemingly slide off, and lands on the ropes-Ohhhh…Faarooq won’t like that, he landed right where the sun don’t sh-no, no! SMASH!!
Faarooq just feel from the turnbuckle, and through the table! Buh-Buh’s arm is lifted, the Dudleys have won the match, thanks to a lot of luck! Buh-Buh landed on the ropes, causing Faarooq to fall on the turnbuckle, lose his balance and smash straight the table!
The winners of this match, and the no.1 contenders for the WWF Forum Tag Team Titles, The Dudley Boyz (RastaBillySkank and AfroJoe.)
Hello and welcome to the Special Reserve Arena this evening where a jam-packed crowd cheer wildly.
BOOM! Kane (Starlight) enters into the arena, startling some members of the crowd and knocking them nearly off their seats! Kane enters the ring and sets of fire!
Chris Benoit (Grandprix)! Walks down the ramp-way and raises his belt in the air, what a champion he has been. Chris Benoit has a smirk on his face as he raises his belt again to annoy Kane.
Ding, Ding! Kane gets in the ring all fired up and runs at Chris Benoit, Chris Benoit reverses it though and takes him down with a scissors sweep. Benoit tries to keep the Big Man, Kane from getting to his feet, he does and locks on a sleeper whilst on floor. Benoit is now cheating and puts his legs on the rope for leverage, The Referee finally sees it and tells Benoit to break the hold, Benoit does and starts kicking Kane’s back. Benoit then picks up Kane and tosses him into the ropes, Benoit tries a drop kick but Kane hangs onto the ropes, not running at Benoit and Benoit clutches his head in pain. Kane goes over to Benoit and picks him up and lays him in the corner. Kane does some kicks to Benoit’s chest, then lays his boot into Benoit’s throat. Kane stops choking Benoit after 5 seconds and puts Benoit under his arm, Vertical Suplex, cover by Kane 1, 2, no kick out by Benoit.
Kane then picks up Benoit again and outs him under his arm, he lifts him up and holds it for a bit before dropping Benoit in another Vertical Suplex, cover 1, 2, nope, Benoit gets the shoulder up, Kane didn’t cover it very well. Kane picks up Benoit and throws him into the ropes, Big Boot! Kane hit Benoit with a massive boot to the face. Kane picks Benoit up once again and lifts him up in a Gorilla Press Slam, WHAM! Benoit lands back on earth with a thud. Cover by Kane 1, 2 ooohhhh Benoit just kicks out before the count of three.
Kane now lays some right hands to Benoit’s back while he is down, Kane now picks up our WWF Forum Champion and throws him into the turnbuckle as hard as he can! Benoit staggers out, Full Nelson! Cover, this could be it 1, 2, And again Benoit hangs in there. Kane now pulls his glove up, I think we all know whats coming next, SMACK! As Kane’s hand grips Benoit’s throat, Low Blow! The sneaky cheat. Benoit just did a low blow to Kane getting himself out of a three count for sure if that Chokeslam had been delivered. Benoit now takes Kane down by his arm and into The Crippler Crossface! The Crossface! Kane is trying to escape a get himself to the ropes, Benoit wrenches back the neck again but its too late, Kane got his tree trunk of an arm onto the ropes. Benoit can’t believe Kane got to the ropes and viciously stomps away at Kane’s back in frustration. Benoit now picks up Kane and slams his head, Hard! Into the turnbuckle 3 time before kicking at Kane’s chest a few times. Kane staggers out of the corner and Benoit hits a front face DDT! Looks like Benoit is now going up top for his Diving Headbutt! Benoit flies threw the air like a torpedo but he misses! Kane rolled out of the way just in time!
Both men are now down, the Referee starts the count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Kane is now slowly reaching to the ropes to help himself up, so is Benoit. Kane is up first but only just before Benoit launches a punch, no blocked by Kane and Kane hits swift right and left hands to the face of Benoit before running into the ropes and delivering a massive Clothesline. Benoit is down and up goes Kane to the top. Benoit slowly staggers up and it Kane flies at Benoit and hits a top rope flying Clothesline! Cover by Kane 1…2…No kick out by Benoit again.
Kane now gets up and throws Benoit into the ropes, Kane tries to hit a big punch but Benoit slides underneath Kane and locks his hands around Kane’s waist. German Suplex! That’s one, 2 German Suplex’s but that seems to have taken the wind out of Benoit as Kane weighs quite a lot, but what strength from Benoit, 2 German Suplex’s is still good. But wait I spoke to soon Benoit delivers a final 3 German Suplex’s. Benoit crawls over Kane’s motionless body, 1…2 ooohhhh Kane has kicked out, What a match this is!
Benoit gets up after the ref has counted to 5 and picks up Kane, kicks him in the chest, but no Kane catches Benoit’s foot, but Benoit hits a nice Enzighuiri kick. Benoit now goes to the outside and gets a chair, surely Benoit dosen’t have to result to this and he dosen’t! The Referee just pulls the chair away in time and chucks it to the outside, Benoit is now argueing with the Referee and dosen’t see Kane slowly getting up and Benoit turns round and dodges a Big Boot just in time and Kane hits The Referee with a Big Boot all the way to the outside. Benoit is now behind Kane and when Kane turns round he locks on The Crossface! Kane has his hand ready to tap and he does, match over! But no referee has seen it, Kane Big Booted The other Referee all the way to the Outside by mistake.
Whats this! Undertaker (Jetster) is coming down to the ring with the KOTR belt in hand. Taker gets in the ring and smacks Benoit with the KOTR title and runs to the outside and threw the crowd to backstage. Kane is now slowly getting up and knees Benoit in the gut! TOMBSTONE! By Kane, The referee is now up and in the ring slowly 1……..2……..3 yes Kane has won the WWF Forum Title again thanks to His Brother!
First we saw Benoit lose his title to Kane, then Benoit won it back again, now Kane has won it again!
YOUR WINNER: KANE (STARLIGHT)
BOOM! Kane (Starlight) enters into the arena, startling some members of the crowd and knocking them nearly off their seats! Kane enters the ring and sets of fire!
Chris Benoit (Grandprix)! Walks down the ramp-way and raises his belt in the air, what a champion he has been. Chris Benoit has a smirk on his face as he raises his belt again to annoy Kane.
Ding, Ding! Kane gets in the ring all fired up and runs at Chris Benoit, Chris Benoit reverses it though and takes him down with a scissors sweep. Benoit tries to keep the Big Man, Kane from getting to his feet, he does and locks on a sleeper whilst on floor. Benoit is now cheating and puts his legs on the rope for leverage, The Referee finally sees it and tells Benoit to break the hold, Benoit does and starts kicking Kane’s back. Benoit then picks up Kane and tosses him into the ropes, Benoit tries a drop kick but Kane hangs onto the ropes, not running at Benoit and Benoit clutches his head in pain. Kane goes over to Benoit and picks him up and lays him in the corner. Kane does some kicks to Benoit’s chest, then lays his boot into Benoit’s throat. Kane stops choking Benoit after 5 seconds and puts Benoit under his arm, Vertical Suplex, cover by Kane 1, 2, no kick out by Benoit.
Kane then picks up Benoit again and outs him under his arm, he lifts him up and holds it for a bit before dropping Benoit in another Vertical Suplex, cover 1, 2, nope, Benoit gets the shoulder up, Kane didn’t cover it very well. Kane picks up Benoit and throws him into the ropes, Big Boot! Kane hit Benoit with a massive boot to the face. Kane picks Benoit up once again and lifts him up in a Gorilla Press Slam, WHAM! Benoit lands back on earth with a thud. Cover by Kane 1, 2 ooohhhh Benoit just kicks out before the count of three.
Kane now lays some right hands to Benoit’s back while he is down, Kane now picks up our WWF Forum Champion and throws him into the turnbuckle as hard as he can! Benoit staggers out, Full Nelson! Cover, this could be it 1, 2, And again Benoit hangs in there. Kane now pulls his glove up, I think we all know whats coming next, SMACK! As Kane’s hand grips Benoit’s throat, Low Blow! The sneaky cheat. Benoit just did a low blow to Kane getting himself out of a three count for sure if that Chokeslam had been delivered. Benoit now takes Kane down by his arm and into The Crippler Crossface! The Crossface! Kane is trying to escape a get himself to the ropes, Benoit wrenches back the neck again but its too late, Kane got his tree trunk of an arm onto the ropes. Benoit can’t believe Kane got to the ropes and viciously stomps away at Kane’s back in frustration. Benoit now picks up Kane and slams his head, Hard! Into the turnbuckle 3 time before kicking at Kane’s chest a few times. Kane staggers out of the corner and Benoit hits a front face DDT! Looks like Benoit is now going up top for his Diving Headbutt! Benoit flies threw the air like a torpedo but he misses! Kane rolled out of the way just in time!
Both men are now down, the Referee starts the count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Kane is now slowly reaching to the ropes to help himself up, so is Benoit. Kane is up first but only just before Benoit launches a punch, no blocked by Kane and Kane hits swift right and left hands to the face of Benoit before running into the ropes and delivering a massive Clothesline. Benoit is down and up goes Kane to the top. Benoit slowly staggers up and it Kane flies at Benoit and hits a top rope flying Clothesline! Cover by Kane 1…2…No kick out by Benoit again.
Kane now gets up and throws Benoit into the ropes, Kane tries to hit a big punch but Benoit slides underneath Kane and locks his hands around Kane’s waist. German Suplex! That’s one, 2 German Suplex’s but that seems to have taken the wind out of Benoit as Kane weighs quite a lot, but what strength from Benoit, 2 German Suplex’s is still good. But wait I spoke to soon Benoit delivers a final 3 German Suplex’s. Benoit crawls over Kane’s motionless body, 1…2 ooohhhh Kane has kicked out, What a match this is!
Benoit gets up after the ref has counted to 5 and picks up Kane, kicks him in the chest, but no Kane catches Benoit’s foot, but Benoit hits a nice Enzighuiri kick. Benoit now goes to the outside and gets a chair, surely Benoit dosen’t have to result to this and he dosen’t! The Referee just pulls the chair away in time and chucks it to the outside, Benoit is now argueing with the Referee and dosen’t see Kane slowly getting up and Benoit turns round and dodges a Big Boot just in time and Kane hits The Referee with a Big Boot all the way to the outside. Benoit is now behind Kane and when Kane turns round he locks on The Crossface! Kane has his hand ready to tap and he does, match over! But no referee has seen it, Kane Big Booted The other Referee all the way to the Outside by mistake.
Whats this! Undertaker (Jetster) is coming down to the ring with the KOTR belt in hand. Taker gets in the ring and smacks Benoit with the KOTR title and runs to the outside and threw the crowd to backstage. Kane is now slowly getting up and knees Benoit in the gut! TOMBSTONE! By Kane, The referee is now up and in the ring slowly 1……..2……..3 yes Kane has won the WWF Forum Title again thanks to His Brother!
First we saw Benoit lose his title to Kane, then Benoit won it back again, now Kane has won it again!
YOUR WINNER: KANE (STARLIGHT)
This Hardcore match will determine who will face the Hardcore champion Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster). As with most Hardcore matches, absolutely anything can happen and although there are 3 people in this match, anyone in the back could win this match.
First out is Steve Blackman (Ant) with his duffel bag full of ‘goodies’. This man is Hardcore to the bone and is certainly deadly with his martial arts.
Steve Blackman is waiting in the ring. The A.P.A music hits and the announcer introduces us to the Acolytes Protection Agency. Wait a minute, no one is coming out of the back! Where are the A.P.A? Bradshaw and Faarooq are booked for this match.
We have a camera searching for them in the back. Blackman (Ant) is furious with this no show. I think we have found them. The camera feed appears on the titantron. The A.P.A are just sitting there in their office! Well, Steve Blackman is looking bewildered in the ring.
Steve Blackman has had enough. The A.P.A are just taunting him in the back. Steve Blackman is slowly walking up the ramp with the ref. Hopefully, this match will be underway in a few moments. Wait a moment! Crash (Grandprix) out of nowhere is attacking the A.P.A! This is suicide! The A.P.A are manhandling Crash. OUCH! Straight through the A.P.A office door! Crash is out!
“Damn!”
Steve Blackman (Ant) rushes to the back but the A.P.A are waiting for him. They are just taking Steve Blackman apart. Clubs to the back of the neck. Knees to the stomach. This is relentless. This is more like a two on one match then a triple threat match. Steve Blackman’s head is just bouncing of the walls!
I don’t think the A.P.A care about the match. They just want to destroy Steve Blackman! Hold on! Crash (Grandprix) has returned! Bradshaw grabs his head… SMASH! Straight through a window!!!! Crash looks unconscious and is busted wide open!
Faarooq (Longy) now is destroying Steve Blackman (Ant). Bradshaw (Kid Rock) is setting up a table. Faarooq sets Blackman up, THE DOMINATOR!!! REVERSED!! Faarooq turns round… SUPER KICK!!! Faarooq is flat on his back! Cover… 1, 2… Bradshaw with the save!
Bradshaw has had enough of this. Kicks to the back. Faarooq is slowly getting back up. Bradshaw whips Steve Blackman toward Faarooq… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE! Put a fork in this match! It is done! Steve Blackman looks out cold! Bradshaw looks like he doesn’t want any sign of life left in Steve Blackman! Bradshaw has a chair! He is slowly walking towards Blackman. Hold on! A noise! Sounds like a door opening! Bradshaw is curious and peeks round the door. VAN DAMINATOR! RVD JUST APPEARED!! RVD (Rickoss) just walks off as though nothing had happened. Bradshaw is in agony!
Faarooq (Longy) goes to check on Bradshaw (Kid Rock). Blackman (Ant) from nowhere! German suplex pin! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Faarooq kicked out barely. Almost caught him by surprise. Faarooq is furious! He grabs the chair… WHACK! Straight over Blackman’s head! He falls like a sack of potatoes!
Bradshaw is slowly getting back to his feet. He is livid! He is remonstrating with Faarooq to lift up Blackman! Blackman is in big trouble! Bradshaw charges! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! NO! STEVE BLACKMAN DUCKED AND BRADSHAW HIT FAAROOQ! BRADSHAW CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Bradshaw (Kid Rock) looks at Steve Blackman (Ant). How is Blackman still alive? This is it! The killer blow! Bradshaw picks up the chair! He lifts it up! LOW BLOW!! But it can’t be Blackman. So who is it? IT’S AL SNOW! HE HAS A KENDO STICK!! THWACK! STRAIGHT OVER BRADSHAW’S HEAD! Al puts Blackman over Bradshaw’s body. 1… 2… 3!!!!!! HOW DID BLACKMAN WIN THAT?
Al Snow is carrying Blackman away from what remains of the A.P.A. Blackman is No.1 contender but at what cost?
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER: STEVE BLACKMAN (Ant)
First out is Steve Blackman (Ant) with his duffel bag full of ‘goodies’. This man is Hardcore to the bone and is certainly deadly with his martial arts.
Steve Blackman is waiting in the ring. The A.P.A music hits and the announcer introduces us to the Acolytes Protection Agency. Wait a minute, no one is coming out of the back! Where are the A.P.A? Bradshaw and Faarooq are booked for this match.
We have a camera searching for them in the back. Blackman (Ant) is furious with this no show. I think we have found them. The camera feed appears on the titantron. The A.P.A are just sitting there in their office! Well, Steve Blackman is looking bewildered in the ring.
Steve Blackman has had enough. The A.P.A are just taunting him in the back. Steve Blackman is slowly walking up the ramp with the ref. Hopefully, this match will be underway in a few moments. Wait a moment! Crash (Grandprix) out of nowhere is attacking the A.P.A! This is suicide! The A.P.A are manhandling Crash. OUCH! Straight through the A.P.A office door! Crash is out!
“Damn!”
Steve Blackman (Ant) rushes to the back but the A.P.A are waiting for him. They are just taking Steve Blackman apart. Clubs to the back of the neck. Knees to the stomach. This is relentless. This is more like a two on one match then a triple threat match. Steve Blackman’s head is just bouncing of the walls!
I don’t think the A.P.A care about the match. They just want to destroy Steve Blackman! Hold on! Crash (Grandprix) has returned! Bradshaw grabs his head… SMASH! Straight through a window!!!! Crash looks unconscious and is busted wide open!
Faarooq (Longy) now is destroying Steve Blackman (Ant). Bradshaw (Kid Rock) is setting up a table. Faarooq sets Blackman up, THE DOMINATOR!!! REVERSED!! Faarooq turns round… SUPER KICK!!! Faarooq is flat on his back! Cover… 1, 2… Bradshaw with the save!
Bradshaw has had enough of this. Kicks to the back. Faarooq is slowly getting back up. Bradshaw whips Steve Blackman toward Faarooq… SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE! Put a fork in this match! It is done! Steve Blackman looks out cold! Bradshaw looks like he doesn’t want any sign of life left in Steve Blackman! Bradshaw has a chair! He is slowly walking towards Blackman. Hold on! A noise! Sounds like a door opening! Bradshaw is curious and peeks round the door. VAN DAMINATOR! RVD JUST APPEARED!! RVD (Rickoss) just walks off as though nothing had happened. Bradshaw is in agony!
Faarooq (Longy) goes to check on Bradshaw (Kid Rock). Blackman (Ant) from nowhere! German suplex pin! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Faarooq kicked out barely. Almost caught him by surprise. Faarooq is furious! He grabs the chair… WHACK! Straight over Blackman’s head! He falls like a sack of potatoes!
Bradshaw is slowly getting back to his feet. He is livid! He is remonstrating with Faarooq to lift up Blackman! Blackman is in big trouble! Bradshaw charges! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! NO! STEVE BLACKMAN DUCKED AND BRADSHAW HIT FAAROOQ! BRADSHAW CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Bradshaw (Kid Rock) looks at Steve Blackman (Ant). How is Blackman still alive? This is it! The killer blow! Bradshaw picks up the chair! He lifts it up! LOW BLOW!! But it can’t be Blackman. So who is it? IT’S AL SNOW! HE HAS A KENDO STICK!! THWACK! STRAIGHT OVER BRADSHAW’S HEAD! Al puts Blackman over Bradshaw’s body. 1… 2… 3!!!!!! HOW DID BLACKMAN WIN THAT?
Al Snow is carrying Blackman away from what remains of the A.P.A. Blackman is No.1 contender but at what cost?
WINNER AND NO.1 CONTENDER: STEVE BLACKMAN (Ant)
Welcome to SR towers! This is going to be a classic BotC’s match-up. Edge (Jetster) vs K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) vs The Undertaker (Jetster). Jetster is going to have a high chance of winning with two of his wrestlers in this match-up.
Edges music hits and Edge (Jetster) the current European Champion. Edge slowly walks down the followed by a huge amount of cheers. Edge slides into the ring and waits for his opponents. “GET ROWDY!” K-Kwik’s music hits and the rapper comes rushing into the ring and immediately starts to pound away on Edge. Kwik (Ice Blaster) runs off the rope and hits a clothesline on Edge. “DONG! DONG! DEAD MAN WALKING! KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” The Undertaker (Jetster) emerges from the Titan-Tron and drives down the ramp on his motorbike. Both Kwik and Edge turn round cautiously as the dead man circles the ring on his motorbike.
The big man gets off vehicle, rushes into the ring and follows up by taking down both Kwik (IB) and Edge (Jetster). Kwik is up first and he runs at the Undertaker (Jetster) but the American Bad*** just flings Kwik over his shoulders and out of the ring making a huge ‘CRACK!’ on impact. The Taker turns to a groggy Edge and taunts him to get up. Edge turns to a clothesline by Taker, Edge ducks and delivers an Edge-o-matic slamming Takers back onto the canvas. Edge then runs off the rope and delivers a front dropkick to the face of the dead man. Edge picks up Taker and starts to deliver hard shots to the face of the big man. Edge follows through with a kick to the groin and a DDT. Edge picks up Taker again and hits a beautiful fisher-mans suplex! Cover by Edge. 1… Kickout after 1. Kwik is now on the apron. Edge runs at him but Kwik hangs Edges neck on the rope and falls back to the floor. All three men are down.
Undertaker (Jetster) is the first man up and starts to stomp on Kwik (Ice Blaster). “OLD SCHOOL!” Taker screams as he takes Kwiks arm and twists it around. Edge (Jetster) runs at and Taker looking to break up the Old School but Taker detects this and delivers a massive clothesline to Edge. Taker then gasps the arm of Edge and once again shouts “OLD SCHOOL!” This time getting onto the rope and diving down to Edge. Taker then turns round. 450 CROSS BODY!!! Kwik must have got up onto the top rope when Takers back was turned. What skill by K-Kwik. Kwik then runs to the rope, bounces of the second rope and hits a smooth missile dropkick. Kwik picks up Taker and gets him in a reverse DDT hold. Kwik then performs a back flip and slams the dead mans back to the canvas. What acrobatics shown by Kwik. Kwik then goes for a cover. 1…2… Kick-out before the count of 3!
Kwik (Ice Blaster) is getting more and more momentum. Kwik turns round but gets hit with a hard shot to the face by Edge (Jetster) knocking his back to the canvas. Kwik gets back to his feet but Edge delivers a kick to the groin. EDGECUTION!!! Edge goes for the pin, this has to be over. 1…2…KICK-OUT! KWIK KICKED OUT! Edge clutches his face in fury. Edge stomps on Kwik until he eventually rolls out of the ring. Edge turns round to get Taker (Jetster). SLAP! The Undertakers huge hand clasps around the neck of Edge. Taker is now climbing the turnbuckle! If he hits this off he’s won it. Kwik runs in and tries to stop this from happening but, SLAP! Takers other hand clasps around Kwiks neck. Taker makes his way to the top rope! Hang on, he’s facing outside the ring!!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!!! All men are now out cold. “OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!!!” JR screams. “SHUT UP! I’M SICK OF YOU!” The King shouts at JR. Right hand to JR knocking him to the floor. The King delivers another few shots to the chest of JR and then places him onto the table! The King picks up JR! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! JR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!
Kwik (Ice Blaster) slowly drags Edge (Jetster) into the ring and places him in the middle. Kwik goes up top! 450 SPLASH! Cover by Kwik. 1…2…3!!! Oh my god! Kwik has won it!
“Here is your winner of the Battle of the Champions match-up, K-Kwik!” Howard Finkle announces.
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Hope you enjoyed the match.
Well done IB, huge victory with your favourite wrestler.
Bad luck Jetster :(
Edges music hits and Edge (Jetster) the current European Champion. Edge slowly walks down the followed by a huge amount of cheers. Edge slides into the ring and waits for his opponents. “GET ROWDY!” K-Kwik’s music hits and the rapper comes rushing into the ring and immediately starts to pound away on Edge. Kwik (Ice Blaster) runs off the rope and hits a clothesline on Edge. “DONG! DONG! DEAD MAN WALKING! KEEP ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’ ROLLIN’!” The Undertaker (Jetster) emerges from the Titan-Tron and drives down the ramp on his motorbike. Both Kwik and Edge turn round cautiously as the dead man circles the ring on his motorbike.
The big man gets off vehicle, rushes into the ring and follows up by taking down both Kwik (IB) and Edge (Jetster). Kwik is up first and he runs at the Undertaker (Jetster) but the American Bad*** just flings Kwik over his shoulders and out of the ring making a huge ‘CRACK!’ on impact. The Taker turns to a groggy Edge and taunts him to get up. Edge turns to a clothesline by Taker, Edge ducks and delivers an Edge-o-matic slamming Takers back onto the canvas. Edge then runs off the rope and delivers a front dropkick to the face of the dead man. Edge picks up Taker and starts to deliver hard shots to the face of the big man. Edge follows through with a kick to the groin and a DDT. Edge picks up Taker again and hits a beautiful fisher-mans suplex! Cover by Edge. 1… Kickout after 1. Kwik is now on the apron. Edge runs at him but Kwik hangs Edges neck on the rope and falls back to the floor. All three men are down.
Undertaker (Jetster) is the first man up and starts to stomp on Kwik (Ice Blaster). “OLD SCHOOL!” Taker screams as he takes Kwiks arm and twists it around. Edge (Jetster) runs at and Taker looking to break up the Old School but Taker detects this and delivers a massive clothesline to Edge. Taker then gasps the arm of Edge and once again shouts “OLD SCHOOL!” This time getting onto the rope and diving down to Edge. Taker then turns round. 450 CROSS BODY!!! Kwik must have got up onto the top rope when Takers back was turned. What skill by K-Kwik. Kwik then runs to the rope, bounces of the second rope and hits a smooth missile dropkick. Kwik picks up Taker and gets him in a reverse DDT hold. Kwik then performs a back flip and slams the dead mans back to the canvas. What acrobatics shown by Kwik. Kwik then goes for a cover. 1…2… Kick-out before the count of 3!
Kwik (Ice Blaster) is getting more and more momentum. Kwik turns round but gets hit with a hard shot to the face by Edge (Jetster) knocking his back to the canvas. Kwik gets back to his feet but Edge delivers a kick to the groin. EDGECUTION!!! Edge goes for the pin, this has to be over. 1…2…KICK-OUT! KWIK KICKED OUT! Edge clutches his face in fury. Edge stomps on Kwik until he eventually rolls out of the ring. Edge turns round to get Taker (Jetster). SLAP! The Undertakers huge hand clasps around the neck of Edge. Taker is now climbing the turnbuckle! If he hits this off he’s won it. Kwik runs in and tries to stop this from happening but, SLAP! Takers other hand clasps around Kwiks neck. Taker makes his way to the top rope! Hang on, he’s facing outside the ring!!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!!! All men are now out cold. “OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A CHOKESLAM!!!!!” JR screams. “SHUT UP! I’M SICK OF YOU!” The King shouts at JR. Right hand to JR knocking him to the floor. The King delivers another few shots to the chest of JR and then places him onto the table! The King picks up JR! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! JR HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!
Kwik (Ice Blaster) slowly drags Edge (Jetster) into the ring and places him in the middle. Kwik goes up top! 450 SPLASH! Cover by Kwik. 1…2…3!!! Oh my god! Kwik has won it!
“Here is your winner of the Battle of the Champions match-up, K-Kwik!” Howard Finkle announces.
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Hope you enjoyed the match.
Well done IB, huge victory with your favourite wrestler.
Bad luck Jetster :(
Good afternoon and welcome to the SR Wrestling Arena! Today's match will be a Triple Threat for the IC Title which will include Val Venis (Current Champ), Matt Hardy and Tommy Dreamer. Enjoy!
A heavy, quick beat starts in the arena to welcome Matt Hardy to the ring. He comes out on the stage to great ovation from the fans. Matt does all his charasmatic actions and runs into the ring. He climbs onto a turnbuckle post and celebrates. He gets down and starts to look focused as he awaits the arrival of his 2 opponents.
Tommy Dreamer's music hits and he walks out onto the stage slowly, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd, mostly boos. He gets up on the apron and looks at Matt Hardy before jumping down again. He walks around the ring but fails to climb in.....
Val's music starts "Hello ladies!" and Val comes out to another mixed reaction from the crowd, but not as full of boos as on Dreamer's entrance. He climbs in the ring without a glance at Dreamer, throws his belt outside Tony Chimel, the ring announcer and leaps at Matt Hardy. DING DING DING!
Val runs forward and hits Matt Hardy on the head with some punches to start this match. He knocks Matt into the corner and starts hitting him with his hands, knees and feet. Dreamer at this point has climbed in behind Val and is running at him. Val expects this and turns around and knocks Tommy down with a forearm to the face. Dreamer gets back up and gets another few punches into his face. He eventually stagers away from Val Venis but Matt gets out and hits an early roll up, prompting Dreamer to jump on them both and break up the pin. Dreamer now runs at Matt Hardy and tries a flying kick but both Matt and Val get out of the way and Dreamer goes flying into the ropes in a nasty collision. Matt and Val start exchanging blows. Matt gains advantage and kicks Val below the belt. He gets behind and pulls Val's legs out from under him, causing Venis's head to smash off the canvas. Matt picks him back up and hits a snap suplex. He gets up and waits for Val to get to his feet. Val does and he turns around and walks into a hard scoop slam. WHAM! Cover by Matt, 1, 2 and a kick out by Val Venis.
Dreamer gets up but he is limping. He gets in behind Matt Hardy and hits him with a kick to the back of the head. Matt falls forward and hits his head off the lowest turnbuckle post. Ouch! Tommy Dreamer goes for Val Venis now, hitting Val on the back of the head when he is trying to get up. Val resorts to making an attempt at rolling out of the ring. He gets out so Dreamer jumps and hits a leg drop on Matt Hardy instead. He picks up Matt and hits him with a hard clothesline! Cover, 1, 2 and a kick out. Dreamer lifts him up and scoop slams Matt in the middle of the ring, now he is heading up top. Matt looks to be in trouble. LEG DROP! Dreamer hits a leg drop from the top rope on Matt Hardy. Matt is out. Cover! 1, 2, ........ Dreamer is pulled out of the ring by Val Venis.
Venis hits Dreamer's head off the post and then drops him on the ring steps before climbing into the ring. Val goes for the cover on Matt who is still on the ground. 1, 2 and a kick out by Matt Hardy, he was left a bit long there, enough time for him to regain some strength back. Val is now picking up Matt Hardy. He knocks him onto the ropes and begins an Irish Whip, Hardy returns and gets a huge back body drop off Val Venis. Oh, he landed in an awkward position there. Val does a stupid thing and picks Matt up when he could have easily gone for a cover! He tosses him off the ropes and ducks again but Matt Hardy kicks him hard on the chest. Matt goes for the Twist of Fate. WOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!! but Val pushes him onto the ropes where Tommy Dreamer is clinging on, just climbing up. matt hits into Dreamer and Dreamer goes flying off the apron and smashes his head into the crowd barrier.
Matt halts and looks down at Dreamer lying on the ground. He then turns around to see Val waiting for him. Kick! FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Yes! Val connects with the Fisherman Suplex and immedietly lets go of the pin hold, he then climbs up onto the top rope. Everyone knows what is coming. Here goes. MONEY SHOT, yes! Val connects with the Money Shot! It's over! 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! "Here is your winner, and still Intercontinental Champion, Val Venis!!!"
Here comes Dreamer in with a chair. WHAM! Dreamer just smacked the IC champ on the head with a steel chair. What a shot there! Dreamer's music hits and he leaves the ring with an angry look on his face.
Congrats to Val Venis (Cong Man)
Bad luck to Matt Hardy (Kid Rock) and Tommy Dreamer (Big_Slow) even though Dreamer got revenge in the end.
Thanks for reading, Afro.
A heavy, quick beat starts in the arena to welcome Matt Hardy to the ring. He comes out on the stage to great ovation from the fans. Matt does all his charasmatic actions and runs into the ring. He climbs onto a turnbuckle post and celebrates. He gets down and starts to look focused as he awaits the arrival of his 2 opponents.
Tommy Dreamer's music hits and he walks out onto the stage slowly, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd, mostly boos. He gets up on the apron and looks at Matt Hardy before jumping down again. He walks around the ring but fails to climb in.....
Val's music starts "Hello ladies!" and Val comes out to another mixed reaction from the crowd, but not as full of boos as on Dreamer's entrance. He climbs in the ring without a glance at Dreamer, throws his belt outside Tony Chimel, the ring announcer and leaps at Matt Hardy. DING DING DING!
Val runs forward and hits Matt Hardy on the head with some punches to start this match. He knocks Matt into the corner and starts hitting him with his hands, knees and feet. Dreamer at this point has climbed in behind Val and is running at him. Val expects this and turns around and knocks Tommy down with a forearm to the face. Dreamer gets back up and gets another few punches into his face. He eventually stagers away from Val Venis but Matt gets out and hits an early roll up, prompting Dreamer to jump on them both and break up the pin. Dreamer now runs at Matt Hardy and tries a flying kick but both Matt and Val get out of the way and Dreamer goes flying into the ropes in a nasty collision. Matt and Val start exchanging blows. Matt gains advantage and kicks Val below the belt. He gets behind and pulls Val's legs out from under him, causing Venis's head to smash off the canvas. Matt picks him back up and hits a snap suplex. He gets up and waits for Val to get to his feet. Val does and he turns around and walks into a hard scoop slam. WHAM! Cover by Matt, 1, 2 and a kick out by Val Venis.
Dreamer gets up but he is limping. He gets in behind Matt Hardy and hits him with a kick to the back of the head. Matt falls forward and hits his head off the lowest turnbuckle post. Ouch! Tommy Dreamer goes for Val Venis now, hitting Val on the back of the head when he is trying to get up. Val resorts to making an attempt at rolling out of the ring. He gets out so Dreamer jumps and hits a leg drop on Matt Hardy instead. He picks up Matt and hits him with a hard clothesline! Cover, 1, 2 and a kick out. Dreamer lifts him up and scoop slams Matt in the middle of the ring, now he is heading up top. Matt looks to be in trouble. LEG DROP! Dreamer hits a leg drop from the top rope on Matt Hardy. Matt is out. Cover! 1, 2, ........ Dreamer is pulled out of the ring by Val Venis.
Venis hits Dreamer's head off the post and then drops him on the ring steps before climbing into the ring. Val goes for the cover on Matt who is still on the ground. 1, 2 and a kick out by Matt Hardy, he was left a bit long there, enough time for him to regain some strength back. Val is now picking up Matt Hardy. He knocks him onto the ropes and begins an Irish Whip, Hardy returns and gets a huge back body drop off Val Venis. Oh, he landed in an awkward position there. Val does a stupid thing and picks Matt up when he could have easily gone for a cover! He tosses him off the ropes and ducks again but Matt Hardy kicks him hard on the chest. Matt goes for the Twist of Fate. WOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!! but Val pushes him onto the ropes where Tommy Dreamer is clinging on, just climbing up. matt hits into Dreamer and Dreamer goes flying off the apron and smashes his head into the crowd barrier.
Matt halts and looks down at Dreamer lying on the ground. He then turns around to see Val waiting for him. Kick! FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Yes! Val connects with the Fisherman Suplex and immedietly lets go of the pin hold, he then climbs up onto the top rope. Everyone knows what is coming. Here goes. MONEY SHOT, yes! Val connects with the Money Shot! It's over! 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! "Here is your winner, and still Intercontinental Champion, Val Venis!!!"
Here comes Dreamer in with a chair. WHAM! Dreamer just smacked the IC champ on the head with a steel chair. What a shot there! Dreamer's music hits and he leaves the ring with an angry look on his face.
Congrats to Val Venis (Cong Man)
Bad luck to Matt Hardy (Kid Rock) and Tommy Dreamer (Big_Slow) even though Dreamer got revenge in the end.
Thanks for reading, Afro.
Good afternoon and welcome to today's match between Scott Steiner of WCW and RVD of ECW.
RVD's music hits. He comes out talking along with the announcer, "Weighing in at 220lbs, from errrrr, somwhere, Michegan, Rob Van Dam!" RVD climbs in to the ring and springs to his feet before jumping round in circles. Then he stands on the 2nd rope and gets his hands ready for the action but Scott Steiner attacks him form behind. Steiner has come into the ring and is punding on RVD before his music could even come on. DING DING DING!
Scott Steiner has attacked RVD and is pounding on the back of his neck with his fists. RVD falls onto his front and gets a few kicks in the back from Scott Steiner. Steiner is picking RVD up. He whips him off the ropes and ducks. RVD comes back and stops right in front of the bent over, Steiner. Steiner looks up to see why RVD is taking so long to get to him and as he sticks his head up he recieves one of RVD's boots in his face. He gets back up quickly and RVD hits him with a dropkick. RVD is now taunting Steiner to get up. Steiner gets to his feet and RVD pushes him back into the ropes and tries and Irish Whip of his own but Steiner reversals it and runs after RVD and sends him flipping with a knee to the gut. Scott Steiner is now taunting the crowd. He picks up RVD and hits him with a hard scoop slam. Cover, 1, 2 and kick out by RVD.
Steiner hits RVD into the corner. He runs and crushes RVD against the Turnbuckle posts. he is now climbing onto the 2nd rope. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, he looks up at the crowd and then goes for a 10th punch but RVD has slipped out from underneath him. Scott gets off the turnbuckle and turns around expecting to see RVD but he doesn't. RVD has already slipped out of the ring and is climbing in behind Steiner. RVD slips in and hits Steiner with a low blow, he now gets ready to hit him with a superkick. Scott Steiner looks up and is introduced to RVD's boot again. RVD goes for the cover. 1, 2 and a kick out form Scott Steiner.
RVD now runs across to the other side of the ring. He sits on the top rope waiting. Steiner gets to his feet. RVD jumps into a forwards roll and then hits a crossbody on Steiner. Steiner has fallen in the right position for Rolling Thunder. RVD runs across the ring and hits off the rope. Forward roll, and then he springs into a sommersault and hits Scott with Rolling Thunder. Cover again by RVD. 1, 2, 3, no, Steiner had his foot on the ropes. Steiner got a foot onto the ropes. RVD is now going up top but here comes Undertaker! The Taker is running down the ramp, he hits the ref on the back of the head and ducks down. RVD hits the 5 Star Frog Splash on Steiner! He goes for the cover. No ref is there to count. Here comes another one but Undertaker knocks down Referee Timmy White on the ramp.
Undertaker turns around and RVD leaps over the ropes onto him. What a Diving Crossbody from RVD. RVD now turns around. Scott Steiner has a chair. VAN DAMINATOR! Onto a chair! Yes, the ref is moving, 1, 2, 3. Earl Hebner ends the match with a slow count but RVD has pickied up the victory. Undertaker is getting into the ring. Oh, BIG BOOT! Undertaker hits the Big Boot on RVD. He picks him up and tells Scott Steiner to put the chair next to him. Scott does as he is told. Undertaker is setting RVD up for the Last Ride onto this chair! LAST RIDE! ONTO A CHAIR! "Oh my god!" shouts JR as RVD lies there on top of the chair. Undertaker looks at Scott Steiner, who is applauding him. He goes towards Steiner, CHOKESLAM! He just hit Steiner with a Chokeslam next to RVD. What is with the Undertaker?
"HERE IS THE WINNNNNNNEEEEERRRRR, ROB VAN DAAAAM!" Undertaker turns around and flattens announcer Tony Chimmel with a clothesline! He walks up the ramp. I still don't get Undertaker. What is it with this respect thing? Undertaker walks out of the ring to Rollin'
Well done to RVD (Rickoss)
Bad luck to Steiner (Cong Man)
and Undertaker (Jetster) is still out looking for respect.
Thanks for reading, Afro!
RVD's music hits. He comes out talking along with the announcer, "Weighing in at 220lbs, from errrrr, somwhere, Michegan, Rob Van Dam!" RVD climbs in to the ring and springs to his feet before jumping round in circles. Then he stands on the 2nd rope and gets his hands ready for the action but Scott Steiner attacks him form behind. Steiner has come into the ring and is punding on RVD before his music could even come on. DING DING DING!
Scott Steiner has attacked RVD and is pounding on the back of his neck with his fists. RVD falls onto his front and gets a few kicks in the back from Scott Steiner. Steiner is picking RVD up. He whips him off the ropes and ducks. RVD comes back and stops right in front of the bent over, Steiner. Steiner looks up to see why RVD is taking so long to get to him and as he sticks his head up he recieves one of RVD's boots in his face. He gets back up quickly and RVD hits him with a dropkick. RVD is now taunting Steiner to get up. Steiner gets to his feet and RVD pushes him back into the ropes and tries and Irish Whip of his own but Steiner reversals it and runs after RVD and sends him flipping with a knee to the gut. Scott Steiner is now taunting the crowd. He picks up RVD and hits him with a hard scoop slam. Cover, 1, 2 and kick out by RVD.
Steiner hits RVD into the corner. He runs and crushes RVD against the Turnbuckle posts. he is now climbing onto the 2nd rope. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, he looks up at the crowd and then goes for a 10th punch but RVD has slipped out from underneath him. Scott gets off the turnbuckle and turns around expecting to see RVD but he doesn't. RVD has already slipped out of the ring and is climbing in behind Steiner. RVD slips in and hits Steiner with a low blow, he now gets ready to hit him with a superkick. Scott Steiner looks up and is introduced to RVD's boot again. RVD goes for the cover. 1, 2 and a kick out form Scott Steiner.
RVD now runs across to the other side of the ring. He sits on the top rope waiting. Steiner gets to his feet. RVD jumps into a forwards roll and then hits a crossbody on Steiner. Steiner has fallen in the right position for Rolling Thunder. RVD runs across the ring and hits off the rope. Forward roll, and then he springs into a sommersault and hits Scott with Rolling Thunder. Cover again by RVD. 1, 2, 3, no, Steiner had his foot on the ropes. Steiner got a foot onto the ropes. RVD is now going up top but here comes Undertaker! The Taker is running down the ramp, he hits the ref on the back of the head and ducks down. RVD hits the 5 Star Frog Splash on Steiner! He goes for the cover. No ref is there to count. Here comes another one but Undertaker knocks down Referee Timmy White on the ramp.
Undertaker turns around and RVD leaps over the ropes onto him. What a Diving Crossbody from RVD. RVD now turns around. Scott Steiner has a chair. VAN DAMINATOR! Onto a chair! Yes, the ref is moving, 1, 2, 3. Earl Hebner ends the match with a slow count but RVD has pickied up the victory. Undertaker is getting into the ring. Oh, BIG BOOT! Undertaker hits the Big Boot on RVD. He picks him up and tells Scott Steiner to put the chair next to him. Scott does as he is told. Undertaker is setting RVD up for the Last Ride onto this chair! LAST RIDE! ONTO A CHAIR! "Oh my god!" shouts JR as RVD lies there on top of the chair. Undertaker looks at Scott Steiner, who is applauding him. He goes towards Steiner, CHOKESLAM! He just hit Steiner with a Chokeslam next to RVD. What is with the Undertaker?
"HERE IS THE WINNNNNNNEEEEERRRRR, ROB VAN DAAAAM!" Undertaker turns around and flattens announcer Tony Chimmel with a clothesline! He walks up the ramp. I still don't get Undertaker. What is it with this respect thing? Undertaker walks out of the ring to Rollin'
Well done to RVD (Rickoss)
Bad luck to Steiner (Cong Man)
and Undertaker (Jetster) is still out looking for respect.
Thanks for reading, Afro!
Hello and welcome to another match on Christmas Day. Last week we saw Regal attempt to win Angle the title, but Regal got a Chokeslam for his efforts and cost Angle the match. This has led to a first blood grudge match between Taker and Regal.
KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, The KOTR Champion, The Undertaker (Jetster) gets a chorus of boos as he has just changed his mood to “I WANT RESPECT”
The brass instrument plays and out comes William Regal (Grandprix) looking very nervous. Before the match Regal asked Kane if he could borrow his mask, but got no answer.
Ding Ding! The bell sounds and Taker runs straight at Regal and hits him with a clothesline. Taker then picks up Regal and drags him to the corner, Taker then starts laying his boot into Regal’s neck. Taker finally breaks the hold and lays a knee into Regal’s chest, Take rthen lays a left hand on Regal’s back, knocking him down. Taker then goes to the outside and drags Regal to the corner post. We all know whats gonna happen next, OUCH! Regal gets a pain where the sun doesn’t shine. Taker then gets onto the apron and picks Regal up and puts his neck on the top rope, Taker now jumps with Regals neck and Regal gets his neck choked onto the top rope. Taker now gets in the ring and starts stomping away at Regal. Taker then picks up Regal and does a scoop slam. Taker now picks up Regal, tosses him into the rope and does a massive Side Walk Slam!
Taker is in full control of this match and is laughing at Regal. Taker now picks up Regal and tosses him to the outside. Taker rams Regal’s head into the ring and lets Regal crawl around the floor. Suddenly Regal grabs the ring bell and smashes it on Taker’s head, is he gonna shed blood? NO! A bit of a headache for Taker, but no blood. Regal now gets Taker and slams his head into the announcer’s table. Regal now brings Taker to his knees with a knee to the mid-section and then Regal hits his knees into Takers forehead. Regal now tosses Taker into the ring. Regal follows Taker into the ring and starts stomping at Taker. Regal now picks up Taker and does a DDT! Regal now picks up Taler and puts him into the corner, Regal lifts Taker to the top, Regal follows but is pushed down by Taker! Taker now waits for Regal to get up before hitting a flying clothesline!
Taker now picks up Regal and punches him, Taker then throws Regal into the ropes, Regal ducks the punch, and the Taker runs at Regal and does that famous Running DDT! Taker then goes to the outside and gets a chair. Taker gets in the ring, and is about to hit Regal with it, when Regal ducks and Taker hits the ref with the chair! Taker looks at the ref in disbelief and when he turns round he is about to be Superkicked, but Taker catches his foot, spins it round and then hits Regal with the chair! Is Regal bleeding! YES! But the ref is knocked out! Regal then pulls something out of his trunks, it’s wet cotton wool! Regal dabs the cut and slowly gets up, I don’t see how he could off dabbed the cut with being how dazed he was! The ref gets up and looks at Regal and Taker, the ref sees no blood and carrys on with the match, little does he know Regal has dabbed the cut with wet cotton wool.
Taker then picks up Regal and throws him to the outside and folows after him. Taker is dragging Angle up the rampway, what is Taker doing? Taker is now at the top of the rampway and rams Regals head into one of the poles of the Smackdown arena. Taker then trys to pick up Reagl, but Regal battles back with left and right hands into the Deadman’s chest and then sweeps Takers legs from underneath him! Regal then runs down to the ring and goes underneath the apron of the ring and pulls out a table! Regal then runs up the rampway with it and then sets it up on the rampway. Taker is slowly getting up though and is gonna big boot Regal, but Regal ducks and Taker hits the ref by mistake, “not again” exclaims The King! Regal then hits a Superkick on Taker. Then from out of nowhere comes Kurt Angle! Regal dosen’t see Angle and Angle does The Olympic Slam to Regal! Kurt goes WOAH! But as he is celebrating dosen’t see Taker behind him and Taker taps Kurt on the shoulder. Angle turns round and gets a kick to the mid-section, Taker then puts Angle between his legs and delivers THE LAST RIDE THROUGH THE TABLE! “oh my god” JR screams. Regal now is up and gets the brass knuckles out of his trunks, he sneaks up behind Taker, Taker turns round and WHAM! Taker gets hit by the brass knuckles and sheds blood! The ref dazily gets up and looks at Takers forehead and says ring the bell. Regal has won.
Regal shed blood earlier in the match, he used wet cotton wool to dab the cut and the blood was gone before the ref was up!
I will let you lot decide wheither this should cause a rematch or something.
KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, The KOTR Champion, The Undertaker (Jetster) gets a chorus of boos as he has just changed his mood to “I WANT RESPECT”
The brass instrument plays and out comes William Regal (Grandprix) looking very nervous. Before the match Regal asked Kane if he could borrow his mask, but got no answer.
Ding Ding! The bell sounds and Taker runs straight at Regal and hits him with a clothesline. Taker then picks up Regal and drags him to the corner, Taker then starts laying his boot into Regal’s neck. Taker finally breaks the hold and lays a knee into Regal’s chest, Take rthen lays a left hand on Regal’s back, knocking him down. Taker then goes to the outside and drags Regal to the corner post. We all know whats gonna happen next, OUCH! Regal gets a pain where the sun doesn’t shine. Taker then gets onto the apron and picks Regal up and puts his neck on the top rope, Taker now jumps with Regals neck and Regal gets his neck choked onto the top rope. Taker now gets in the ring and starts stomping away at Regal. Taker then picks up Regal and does a scoop slam. Taker now picks up Regal, tosses him into the rope and does a massive Side Walk Slam!
Taker is in full control of this match and is laughing at Regal. Taker now picks up Regal and tosses him to the outside. Taker rams Regal’s head into the ring and lets Regal crawl around the floor. Suddenly Regal grabs the ring bell and smashes it on Taker’s head, is he gonna shed blood? NO! A bit of a headache for Taker, but no blood. Regal now gets Taker and slams his head into the announcer’s table. Regal now brings Taker to his knees with a knee to the mid-section and then Regal hits his knees into Takers forehead. Regal now tosses Taker into the ring. Regal follows Taker into the ring and starts stomping at Taker. Regal now picks up Taker and does a DDT! Regal now picks up Taler and puts him into the corner, Regal lifts Taker to the top, Regal follows but is pushed down by Taker! Taker now waits for Regal to get up before hitting a flying clothesline!
Taker now picks up Regal and punches him, Taker then throws Regal into the ropes, Regal ducks the punch, and the Taker runs at Regal and does that famous Running DDT! Taker then goes to the outside and gets a chair. Taker gets in the ring, and is about to hit Regal with it, when Regal ducks and Taker hits the ref with the chair! Taker looks at the ref in disbelief and when he turns round he is about to be Superkicked, but Taker catches his foot, spins it round and then hits Regal with the chair! Is Regal bleeding! YES! But the ref is knocked out! Regal then pulls something out of his trunks, it’s wet cotton wool! Regal dabs the cut and slowly gets up, I don’t see how he could off dabbed the cut with being how dazed he was! The ref gets up and looks at Regal and Taker, the ref sees no blood and carrys on with the match, little does he know Regal has dabbed the cut with wet cotton wool.
Taker then picks up Regal and throws him to the outside and folows after him. Taker is dragging Angle up the rampway, what is Taker doing? Taker is now at the top of the rampway and rams Regals head into one of the poles of the Smackdown arena. Taker then trys to pick up Reagl, but Regal battles back with left and right hands into the Deadman’s chest and then sweeps Takers legs from underneath him! Regal then runs down to the ring and goes underneath the apron of the ring and pulls out a table! Regal then runs up the rampway with it and then sets it up on the rampway. Taker is slowly getting up though and is gonna big boot Regal, but Regal ducks and Taker hits the ref by mistake, “not again” exclaims The King! Regal then hits a Superkick on Taker. Then from out of nowhere comes Kurt Angle! Regal dosen’t see Angle and Angle does The Olympic Slam to Regal! Kurt goes WOAH! But as he is celebrating dosen’t see Taker behind him and Taker taps Kurt on the shoulder. Angle turns round and gets a kick to the mid-section, Taker then puts Angle between his legs and delivers THE LAST RIDE THROUGH THE TABLE! “oh my god” JR screams. Regal now is up and gets the brass knuckles out of his trunks, he sneaks up behind Taker, Taker turns round and WHAM! Taker gets hit by the brass knuckles and sheds blood! The ref dazily gets up and looks at Takers forehead and says ring the bell. Regal has won.
Regal shed blood earlier in the match, he used wet cotton wool to dab the cut and the blood was gone before the ref was up!
I will let you lot decide wheither this should cause a rematch or something.
“We’re Getting Rowdy!” K-Kwik’s rapping hits as we get set for this Light-Heavyweight Championship match! K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) dances and chants his way down the ramp, to the delight of the crowd.
(Essa’s music hits) And here’s his opponent, he is the undefeated WWF Forum Light-Heavyweight Champion, Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese)!!
K-Kwik runs straight towards Essa, who takes him down with a Hip Toss, and then another. Rios works it into an armbar, but Kwik reverses, locking in an armbar of his own. Essa rolls over, and takes Kwik with him, and then rolls him up in a complex piece of amateur wrestling! 1…early kick-out from the challenger, who is nailed with a clothesline straight afterwards.
Essa lands a dropkick to the face of Kwik, and then drops his legs straight into his neck. K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) manages to roll out of the ring to catch a breather, but Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese) is having none of it, and he goes for his signature move! He runs to the turnbuckle, leaps off it, flips in mid-air and lands straight on his opponent!! The crowd begin their famous chant which I am not allowed to write, as Essa capitalises with some hard right-hands to the head. He grabs him by the air, and then smashes his head on the steel steps. He throws him back into the ring and makes a cover, 1…2.he gets the shoulder up.
Essa (Mouldy Cheese) whips K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) into the ropes, and hits a flying Forearm Smash right to the face. He then throws him into the corner, jumps up to the top rope above Kwik, and then brings him down with a beautiful Hurracanrana, into a cradle! 1…2…and he only just kicked out! Essa bounces off the ropes and Kwik gets his first real offence of the match with a nice Roundhouse Kick which takes Essa straight down to the mat. Kwik climbs to the second rope and nails a Missile Dropkick on a staggering Essa, he’s finally beginning to build some momentum! Whips him into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a clothesline, and then some cartwheels and somersaults for the cheering audience! But he pays for this as Essa hits a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Essa leaps to the top rope and signals to the crowd, we know what’s coming here! Amazing Moonsault! WHAM!! HE MISSED IT! Kwik takes advantage himself and heads to the top, and waits for Essa to get to his feet. He does, and Kwik hits a gorgeous 450 Splash, landing right on Essa! The pin, have we got a new champion?! 1…2…
Kick-out!! Amazing! K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) can’t believe it and he literally has a tantrum in the ring! He viciously stomps on the head of Essa (Mouldy Cheese)-surely this is not the Christmas spirit! Oooh! But neither is that-a low blow from Essa! Essa…well, I’m not sure what he’s doing here…Wow!! Judo-Flip Suplex! Kwik staggers up, and Essa bounces off the ropes and delivers a powerful flying dropkick!
He takes hold of a Kwik’s arm, runs with it onto the top rope, bounces, then sits on it with one leg, stands up, flips over in mid-air and with amazing strength, powerslams Kwik onto the unforgiving canvas! My God, what a manoeuvre! Essa continues his onslaught, and he whips a struggling Kwik into the turnbuckle. He climbs above him, and hits a Frankensteiner! Hook of the leg, 1…2…that was close!
Essa can’t believe he hasn’t won yet, and he begins to intimidate the ref. However, this gives a chance for K-Kwik to recover, and he rolls Essa up, he’s got the tights!
1…2…3! He’s done it1 I don’t believe it! Where did it come from! The crowd cheer with shock and surprise, in just that split second, from absolutely no where, after the match had been dominated by our former champion, K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) rolled Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese) up, got hold of the tights and is our new Light-Heavyweight champion!
The winner of this match, and the NEW WWF Forum Light-Heavyweight Champion, K-Kwik (Ice Blaster.)
(Essa’s music hits) And here’s his opponent, he is the undefeated WWF Forum Light-Heavyweight Champion, Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese)!!
K-Kwik runs straight towards Essa, who takes him down with a Hip Toss, and then another. Rios works it into an armbar, but Kwik reverses, locking in an armbar of his own. Essa rolls over, and takes Kwik with him, and then rolls him up in a complex piece of amateur wrestling! 1…early kick-out from the challenger, who is nailed with a clothesline straight afterwards.
Essa lands a dropkick to the face of Kwik, and then drops his legs straight into his neck. K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) manages to roll out of the ring to catch a breather, but Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese) is having none of it, and he goes for his signature move! He runs to the turnbuckle, leaps off it, flips in mid-air and lands straight on his opponent!! The crowd begin their famous chant which I am not allowed to write, as Essa capitalises with some hard right-hands to the head. He grabs him by the air, and then smashes his head on the steel steps. He throws him back into the ring and makes a cover, 1…2.he gets the shoulder up.
Essa (Mouldy Cheese) whips K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) into the ropes, and hits a flying Forearm Smash right to the face. He then throws him into the corner, jumps up to the top rope above Kwik, and then brings him down with a beautiful Hurracanrana, into a cradle! 1…2…and he only just kicked out! Essa bounces off the ropes and Kwik gets his first real offence of the match with a nice Roundhouse Kick which takes Essa straight down to the mat. Kwik climbs to the second rope and nails a Missile Dropkick on a staggering Essa, he’s finally beginning to build some momentum! Whips him into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a clothesline, and then some cartwheels and somersaults for the cheering audience! But he pays for this as Essa hits a Swinging Neckbreaker!
Essa leaps to the top rope and signals to the crowd, we know what’s coming here! Amazing Moonsault! WHAM!! HE MISSED IT! Kwik takes advantage himself and heads to the top, and waits for Essa to get to his feet. He does, and Kwik hits a gorgeous 450 Splash, landing right on Essa! The pin, have we got a new champion?! 1…2…
Kick-out!! Amazing! K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) can’t believe it and he literally has a tantrum in the ring! He viciously stomps on the head of Essa (Mouldy Cheese)-surely this is not the Christmas spirit! Oooh! But neither is that-a low blow from Essa! Essa…well, I’m not sure what he’s doing here…Wow!! Judo-Flip Suplex! Kwik staggers up, and Essa bounces off the ropes and delivers a powerful flying dropkick!
He takes hold of a Kwik’s arm, runs with it onto the top rope, bounces, then sits on it with one leg, stands up, flips over in mid-air and with amazing strength, powerslams Kwik onto the unforgiving canvas! My God, what a manoeuvre! Essa continues his onslaught, and he whips a struggling Kwik into the turnbuckle. He climbs above him, and hits a Frankensteiner! Hook of the leg, 1…2…that was close!
Essa can’t believe he hasn’t won yet, and he begins to intimidate the ref. However, this gives a chance for K-Kwik to recover, and he rolls Essa up, he’s got the tights!
1…2…3! He’s done it1 I don’t believe it! Where did it come from! The crowd cheer with shock and surprise, in just that split second, from absolutely no where, after the match had been dominated by our former champion, K-Kwik (Ice Blaster) rolled Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese) up, got hold of the tights and is our new Light-Heavyweight champion!
The winner of this match, and the NEW WWF Forum Light-Heavyweight Champion, K-Kwik (Ice Blaster.)
Good morning and welcome to this CAW Rivalry Tag Team Match. Today we will see the Hardcore Gorrila and Reaver team up to face Ice Blaster and Kid Rock. Enjoy!
A heavy bongo beat sounds to show the arrival of the Hardcore Gorilla (Cong Man) to the ring. He climbs in and goes onto the 2nd rope, beating his fists off his chest. The announcer can be heard shouting, "HAAARRDCOOOORRREE GORIIIIILLLAAAA!!!"
Reaver (Ant) is now heading out onto the rampway to a fast drum beat with ECW like music playing in the background. He climbs into the ring and sticks his hands up in the air in the same boring way that Lance Storm does. The announcer shouts "RREEEEEEEEAAAAAAVVEERRRRR!!!" Then he jumps onto the corner and looks down on his tag team partner for tonight, The Hardcore Gorilla who looks back. They then look up the ramp.
A picture of and iceberg appears on the titantron (sorry IB) and some music plays Ice Blaster out to the ring. "IIIIICCCCCCEEEEE BLLAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTERRRRRRR" He walks around the outside of the ring but doens't climb in with Hardcore Gorilla and Reaver.
Now here comes Kid Rock to a chorus of cheers. One of the fan favourties is Kid Rock. He walks up behind Ice Blaster and they exchange a few words. Then they run down the rest of the ramp towards the ring. DING DING DING!
Reaver and Hardcore Gorilla are quick to pounce on the 2 guys coming into the ring. The Gorilla quickly hits Kid Rock with a Double Axe-Handle before he can even get properly onto his feet. He then stamps on Kr's head before retreating to his corner. KR gets himself up and heads towards his own corner. Reaver meanwhile, is working over IB in the corner. CHOP! "Whooooo!" shout the crowd. IB reacts quickly and pushes Reaver backwards out of the corner. They both then go for each other at the same time. This is a grapple. IB puts Reaver in a headlock but Reaver pushes him onto the ropes and hits a shoulder block to ground IB on his return from the ropes. Reaver now heads off the ropes and IB ducks so Reaver has to jump over him. IB hits a dropkick. First cover of the match. 1 and just a kickout right at one by Reaver. IB drags Reaver over to the corner by his hair and makes a tag to KR.
The crowd greet Kid Rock's arrival into the ring with some cheering. Ice Blaster holds Reaver's arm up and KR kicks him in the chest. KR now hits some right hands to the face of Reaver. He falls backwards onto the ropes and KR hits and Irish Whip. KR tries a clothesline but Reaver ducks under his arm and hits a nice neckbreaker. Reaver gets to his feet and picks up Kid Rock. He hits 3 uppercuts and KR falls to the ground again. Reaver makes a tag to the Hardcore Gorilla. The Gorilla makes an impact on the match by picking up KR and hoisting him above his head and into a Militay Press Drop. He picks up KR again and hits 3 brainbusters. Cover, 1, 2 and Hardcore Gorilla is kicked on the head by IB. He followsIB back to his corner and as IB turns around he recieves a huge boot into his face. Hardcore Gorilla turns back to KR and gives him a Big Boot. The Gorilla is now setting KR up for the Congo Bongo but Kid Rock counters and hits a DDT! Both men are trying to get back to their corner. THUMP THUMP! Ice Blaster is hitting his hand on the corner post. The crowd are clapping along with him. Bith guys make it to their corners. 2 tags are made.
IB rushes in and clotheslines Reaver who is running in form the other side. IB hits a back drop on the Hardcore Gorilla as he tries to climb out of the ring with his back to the inside of it. He turns around and sees Reaver running at him so he does the only thnig he can. He ducks down and does a Drop Toe Hold so that Reaver's head hits off the bottom turnbuckle post. IB taunts him to get up. Reaver gets slowly to his feet and walks right into the position of an ICE BLOCK! Ice blaster hits the Ice Block on Reaver! Surley it's over. 1, 2 and the ref is pulled out of the ring by the Hardcore Gorilla. The ref is shouting at him on the outside when Hawk (AJ) runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He hits IB from behind and turns IB into a SCREWDRIVER! But here comes Longy down the ramp. He tosses Hawk out of the ring and starts puching him up the ramp. KR and the Hardcore Gorilla are exchanging puches on the outside as well. Reaver crawls onto a cover on IB. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! This match is over quicker than expected. "HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS!!! THE HARDCORE GORILLA (Cong Man) AND REAVER (Ant)!!!"
Longy has knocked down Hawk but he is looking shocked. He runs back into the ring to help Kid Rock and Ice Blaster who are being beaten on. Reaver and the Hardcore Gorilla scramble out of the ring. They have gotten away this time with the help of Hawk. Will this become a 3 VS 3 rivalry?
Well done Hardcore Gorilla.
Well done Reaver.
And well done me for interfering and for writing.
Thanks for reading, Afro.
A heavy bongo beat sounds to show the arrival of the Hardcore Gorilla (Cong Man) to the ring. He climbs in and goes onto the 2nd rope, beating his fists off his chest. The announcer can be heard shouting, "HAAARRDCOOOORRREE GORIIIIILLLAAAA!!!"
Reaver (Ant) is now heading out onto the rampway to a fast drum beat with ECW like music playing in the background. He climbs into the ring and sticks his hands up in the air in the same boring way that Lance Storm does. The announcer shouts "RREEEEEEEEAAAAAAVVEERRRRR!!!" Then he jumps onto the corner and looks down on his tag team partner for tonight, The Hardcore Gorilla who looks back. They then look up the ramp.
A picture of and iceberg appears on the titantron (sorry IB) and some music plays Ice Blaster out to the ring. "IIIIICCCCCCEEEEE BLLAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTTERRRRRRR" He walks around the outside of the ring but doens't climb in with Hardcore Gorilla and Reaver.
Now here comes Kid Rock to a chorus of cheers. One of the fan favourties is Kid Rock. He walks up behind Ice Blaster and they exchange a few words. Then they run down the rest of the ramp towards the ring. DING DING DING!
Reaver and Hardcore Gorilla are quick to pounce on the 2 guys coming into the ring. The Gorilla quickly hits Kid Rock with a Double Axe-Handle before he can even get properly onto his feet. He then stamps on Kr's head before retreating to his corner. KR gets himself up and heads towards his own corner. Reaver meanwhile, is working over IB in the corner. CHOP! "Whooooo!" shout the crowd. IB reacts quickly and pushes Reaver backwards out of the corner. They both then go for each other at the same time. This is a grapple. IB puts Reaver in a headlock but Reaver pushes him onto the ropes and hits a shoulder block to ground IB on his return from the ropes. Reaver now heads off the ropes and IB ducks so Reaver has to jump over him. IB hits a dropkick. First cover of the match. 1 and just a kickout right at one by Reaver. IB drags Reaver over to the corner by his hair and makes a tag to KR.
The crowd greet Kid Rock's arrival into the ring with some cheering. Ice Blaster holds Reaver's arm up and KR kicks him in the chest. KR now hits some right hands to the face of Reaver. He falls backwards onto the ropes and KR hits and Irish Whip. KR tries a clothesline but Reaver ducks under his arm and hits a nice neckbreaker. Reaver gets to his feet and picks up Kid Rock. He hits 3 uppercuts and KR falls to the ground again. Reaver makes a tag to the Hardcore Gorilla. The Gorilla makes an impact on the match by picking up KR and hoisting him above his head and into a Militay Press Drop. He picks up KR again and hits 3 brainbusters. Cover, 1, 2 and Hardcore Gorilla is kicked on the head by IB. He followsIB back to his corner and as IB turns around he recieves a huge boot into his face. Hardcore Gorilla turns back to KR and gives him a Big Boot. The Gorilla is now setting KR up for the Congo Bongo but Kid Rock counters and hits a DDT! Both men are trying to get back to their corner. THUMP THUMP! Ice Blaster is hitting his hand on the corner post. The crowd are clapping along with him. Bith guys make it to their corners. 2 tags are made.
IB rushes in and clotheslines Reaver who is running in form the other side. IB hits a back drop on the Hardcore Gorilla as he tries to climb out of the ring with his back to the inside of it. He turns around and sees Reaver running at him so he does the only thnig he can. He ducks down and does a Drop Toe Hold so that Reaver's head hits off the bottom turnbuckle post. IB taunts him to get up. Reaver gets slowly to his feet and walks right into the position of an ICE BLOCK! Ice blaster hits the Ice Block on Reaver! Surley it's over. 1, 2 and the ref is pulled out of the ring by the Hardcore Gorilla. The ref is shouting at him on the outside when Hawk (AJ) runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He hits IB from behind and turns IB into a SCREWDRIVER! But here comes Longy down the ramp. He tosses Hawk out of the ring and starts puching him up the ramp. KR and the Hardcore Gorilla are exchanging puches on the outside as well. Reaver crawls onto a cover on IB. 1, 2, 3. DING DING DING! This match is over quicker than expected. "HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS!!! THE HARDCORE GORILLA (Cong Man) AND REAVER (Ant)!!!"
Longy has knocked down Hawk but he is looking shocked. He runs back into the ring to help Kid Rock and Ice Blaster who are being beaten on. Reaver and the Hardcore Gorilla scramble out of the ring. They have gotten away this time with the help of Hawk. Will this become a 3 VS 3 rivalry?
Well done Hardcore Gorilla.
Well done Reaver.
And well done me for interfering and for writing.
Thanks for reading, Afro.
“Test, Test” Test (Longy) comes out of the Titen-Tron and slowly walks down the ramp followed by booing from the crowd. Test slides into the ring and waits for his opponent to appear. Tommy Dreamers music hits and Dreamer (Big_slow) walks down the ramp to a quite surprising ovation from the audience. Dreamer slides into the ring cautiously and is welcomed with a clothesline from Test. The ref pushes Test away from Dreamer and signals for the bell to ring.
“DING, DING!” The match is officially underway and the two men both go into a grapple. Test (Longy) gets the upper hand and delivers a hard back drop slamming Dreamers (Big_slow) back onto the canvas. Test gets to his feet and starts to stomp viciously onto the chest of Dreamer sending him towards the turnbuckle. Test picks up Dreamer and delivers blows to his chest followed by an Irish whip. Test tries to follow up with a big boot but Dreamer reverses with a roll-up. 1… KICKOUT! Dreamers should know he’ll need to more than that to defeat Test. Dreamer runs off the rope and hits Test with a huge cross body knocking him to the ground. Dreamer gets up top and taunts whilst waiting for Test. Dreamer is building a lot of momentum. Test turns round straight into a missile dropkick right in the face!
Dreamer (Big_slow) picks up Test (Longy) and gets him ready for a suplex but Test reverses it into a suplex of his own. Test then punches Dreamer to the rope, Dreamer is now hanging off the rope. Test runs off the ropes opposite to Dreamer and goes for a clothesline but pulls down the rope and Test goes flying out the ring landing on the thinly protected ground! Dreamer gets up and slides out of the ring. He picks Test up to his feet and starts to slam Test’s head onto the announces table. Dreamer picks up the CCTV monitor and smash’s it into the skull of Test creating a huge “CRACK” echo through the whole arena. Earl Hebner pushes Dreamer away from Test and starts to “throw the book at him”. Dreamer goes back to Test and starts to hammer away on him. Test eventually falls to the ground and Dreamer follows up with stomping. Dreamer gets Test in a strange position, which ends up to be a Mexican Surfboard!!! Test is screaming in pain but the ref reminds Dreamer that he can’t win from outside.
Dreamer (Big_slow) throws Test (Longy) into the ring and then climbs in himself. Dreamer hits Test with a few shots to the chest and then runs off the ropes. Dreamers goes for another cross body but Test catches him. Fallaway slam! Test goes for the pin! 1… 2… KICKOUT BY DREAMER!!! Test is back on form and building momentum quickly. Test viciously throws Dreamer to the rope and delivers a hard tilt-a-whirl slam!!!! Test lunges towards the ropes and goes for a huge clothesline on Dreamer but he ducks and TEST HITS THE REF!!! THE REF IS DOWN! This means anything goes for now. Test turns and catches Dreamer with yet another clothesline slamming his spine into the hard canvas. Test goes under the ring and throws numerous weapons into the ring, including a table! “Oh my god!! What the hell is he gonna do with that?!” J.R. bawls as Test throws the table into the ring. Test sets up the table, picks up Dreamer and flips him onto his shoulder. PUMPHANDLE SLAM THROUGH A TABLE!!!! “IN GODS NAME THAT’S ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!” J.R. yells a second time. Albert’s music hits and Albert (Jetster) runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Albert clotheslines Test and throws him out of the ring. He gets all the CCTV monitors off the announcers’ table and throws Test onto it. Albert stands on the table and stalks Test. ALBERT BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! “My god the carnage!!”
Both men are in a wreckage of wood and struggling to get up. Dreamer (Big_slow) is up first but he is still dizzy. Dreamer walks over a limp and lifeless Test (Longy) and throws him into the ring. Cover by Dreamer with a hook of the leg… but no count? The ref is still down! Dreamer walks over to the ref and picks him. Another cover. 1… 2… shoulder up!!! Dreamer picks up Test and runs to the rope then executing a beautiful swinging neck breaker. Dreamer again picks up Test TORNADO DDT!!! “Dreamer has executed his finisher! This has to be it!” Cover by Dreamer with a hook of the leg. 1… 2… Shoulder up!!! “Have a look at the frustration on Dreamers face!” Dreamer clutches his face in sheer fury. Dreamer places Test on the steps outside and goes up top. “CLANG!” TORNADO DDT ONTO THE STEPS!!! Dreamer throws a dizzy Test into the ring, goes up top and delivers a fast hurricanranna pin. 1… 2… Shouder up! “Test wants the Intercontinental title so much!” Dreamer applies yet another Mexican Surfboard! Test is screaming in pain but Dreamer has to break the hold after 5 seconds because it’s illegal.
Dreamer (Big_slow) picks up Test (Longy) and starts to viciously punch him in the chest. Dreamer goes off the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Test has scouted this and ducks followed by a massive backdrop slamming Dreamer to the canvas. Test is getting a tiny bit more momentum. Test picks up Dreamer and delivers a huge gorilla press. Dreamer is clutching his chest, rolling about on the floor. Test picks up Dreamer and throws him to the corner. Test lunges at Dreamer with a vicious ho train attack. Dreamer stumbles to the middle the ring and Test hits a fast swinging neck breaker to Dreamer. Test starts to stomp on Dreamer and then picks up and throws him off the rope. BIG BOOT! Cover by Test. 1… 2… 3!!! TEST WINS! Hang on, Dreamer had his foot on the rope. Test turns back round to Dreamer, tornado DDT!!! Cover by Dreamer. 1… 2… 3!!! Dreamer is the official winner of the match and new No. 1 Contender for the Intercontinental Title.
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Well done Big_slow and commiserations go to Longy.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
“DING, DING!” The match is officially underway and the two men both go into a grapple. Test (Longy) gets the upper hand and delivers a hard back drop slamming Dreamers (Big_slow) back onto the canvas. Test gets to his feet and starts to stomp viciously onto the chest of Dreamer sending him towards the turnbuckle. Test picks up Dreamer and delivers blows to his chest followed by an Irish whip. Test tries to follow up with a big boot but Dreamer reverses with a roll-up. 1… KICKOUT! Dreamers should know he’ll need to more than that to defeat Test. Dreamer runs off the rope and hits Test with a huge cross body knocking him to the ground. Dreamer gets up top and taunts whilst waiting for Test. Dreamer is building a lot of momentum. Test turns round straight into a missile dropkick right in the face!
Dreamer (Big_slow) picks up Test (Longy) and gets him ready for a suplex but Test reverses it into a suplex of his own. Test then punches Dreamer to the rope, Dreamer is now hanging off the rope. Test runs off the ropes opposite to Dreamer and goes for a clothesline but pulls down the rope and Test goes flying out the ring landing on the thinly protected ground! Dreamer gets up and slides out of the ring. He picks Test up to his feet and starts to slam Test’s head onto the announces table. Dreamer picks up the CCTV monitor and smash’s it into the skull of Test creating a huge “CRACK” echo through the whole arena. Earl Hebner pushes Dreamer away from Test and starts to “throw the book at him”. Dreamer goes back to Test and starts to hammer away on him. Test eventually falls to the ground and Dreamer follows up with stomping. Dreamer gets Test in a strange position, which ends up to be a Mexican Surfboard!!! Test is screaming in pain but the ref reminds Dreamer that he can’t win from outside.
Dreamer (Big_slow) throws Test (Longy) into the ring and then climbs in himself. Dreamer hits Test with a few shots to the chest and then runs off the ropes. Dreamers goes for another cross body but Test catches him. Fallaway slam! Test goes for the pin! 1… 2… KICKOUT BY DREAMER!!! Test is back on form and building momentum quickly. Test viciously throws Dreamer to the rope and delivers a hard tilt-a-whirl slam!!!! Test lunges towards the ropes and goes for a huge clothesline on Dreamer but he ducks and TEST HITS THE REF!!! THE REF IS DOWN! This means anything goes for now. Test turns and catches Dreamer with yet another clothesline slamming his spine into the hard canvas. Test goes under the ring and throws numerous weapons into the ring, including a table! “Oh my god!! What the hell is he gonna do with that?!” J.R. bawls as Test throws the table into the ring. Test sets up the table, picks up Dreamer and flips him onto his shoulder. PUMPHANDLE SLAM THROUGH A TABLE!!!! “IN GODS NAME THAT’S ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!” J.R. yells a second time. Albert’s music hits and Albert (Jetster) runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Albert clotheslines Test and throws him out of the ring. He gets all the CCTV monitors off the announcers’ table and throws Test onto it. Albert stands on the table and stalks Test. ALBERT BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! “My god the carnage!!”
Both men are in a wreckage of wood and struggling to get up. Dreamer (Big_slow) is up first but he is still dizzy. Dreamer walks over a limp and lifeless Test (Longy) and throws him into the ring. Cover by Dreamer with a hook of the leg… but no count? The ref is still down! Dreamer walks over to the ref and picks him. Another cover. 1… 2… shoulder up!!! Dreamer picks up Test and runs to the rope then executing a beautiful swinging neck breaker. Dreamer again picks up Test TORNADO DDT!!! “Dreamer has executed his finisher! This has to be it!” Cover by Dreamer with a hook of the leg. 1… 2… Shoulder up!!! “Have a look at the frustration on Dreamers face!” Dreamer clutches his face in sheer fury. Dreamer places Test on the steps outside and goes up top. “CLANG!” TORNADO DDT ONTO THE STEPS!!! Dreamer throws a dizzy Test into the ring, goes up top and delivers a fast hurricanranna pin. 1… 2… Shouder up! “Test wants the Intercontinental title so much!” Dreamer applies yet another Mexican Surfboard! Test is screaming in pain but Dreamer has to break the hold after 5 seconds because it’s illegal.
Dreamer (Big_slow) picks up Test (Longy) and starts to viciously punch him in the chest. Dreamer goes off the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Test has scouted this and ducks followed by a massive backdrop slamming Dreamer to the canvas. Test is getting a tiny bit more momentum. Test picks up Dreamer and delivers a huge gorilla press. Dreamer is clutching his chest, rolling about on the floor. Test picks up Dreamer and throws him to the corner. Test lunges at Dreamer with a vicious ho train attack. Dreamer stumbles to the middle the ring and Test hits a fast swinging neck breaker to Dreamer. Test starts to stomp on Dreamer and then picks up and throws him off the rope. BIG BOOT! Cover by Test. 1… 2… 3!!! TEST WINS! Hang on, Dreamer had his foot on the rope. Test turns back round to Dreamer, tornado DDT!!! Cover by Dreamer. 1… 2… 3!!! Dreamer is the official winner of the match and new No. 1 Contender for the Intercontinental Title.
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Well done Big_slow and commiserations go to Longy.
Thanks for reading
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