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I prefer Fifa 2004, which is probably the opposite answer of what many people will reply with.
> I've scored like a bicycle kick almost every game recently.
Absolute Balls
Scissor kicks Maybe
> The fouls/ refereeing are POO POO
Yes
> Free kicks are crap.
Nope, is and has always been the best free kick system, simple yet still reliant on pure skill, maybe Fifa's direct it and let the game do the work suits your lack of skill if you find PES too hard?
> The team names/kits/player names are embarrasing
Erm, my patched version is better than Fifa. Depends how involved you want to be, if you're gonna sit and be mardy, then, yes, they don't sdpend all their money on advertising/liscenses and none on the game, like Fifa.
> You can't seem to bend them in top corner just hit across the ball,
> smashing it.
Depends on the player. This stops defenders curling 30 yard screamers which curl from toward the corner flag to going in off the post.
> I seldom score volleys outside the area.
Yeah, I know what you mean, because I scored 9 volleys outside the box today and 33 gajillion overhead kicks yesterday.
> THE GOALKEEPERS ARE........
>
> Worst Goalkeeps I've seen in a game.
can have their moments of insanity but I've seen loads of top class saves from some pretty poo keepers.
> I've scored like a bicycle kick almost every game recently.
Quite an achievement, it has to be said.
> The fouls/ refereeing are POO POO
> Free kicks are crap.
> The team names/kits/player names are embarrasing
Yes, the refereeing can be annoying at times, however the free kicks are far from crap. You just have to master the system, and you will get better by practice. Unlike FIFA, where you just have to have good eye-hand co-ordination to line-up a bar. Pfft. Primitive. The teams that are licensed are good, and some geezer from Konami said they're planning on having all clubs licensed in PES4. The names are fine, though - all the main players are there, and who cares if a couple of Saudi Arabia players have the wrong name?
> You can't seem to bend them in top corner just hit across the ball,
> smashing it.
Don't run and shoot at the same time - slow to a jog. Then curl it yourself.
> I seldom score volleys outside the area.
And this is a common feature in real football?
> THE GOALKEEPERS ARE........
>
> Worst Goalkeeps I've seen in a game.
Your opinion, but in comparison to other games, they're actually the best. They might be the worst, but they're the most realistic, anyway. They can't magically dive from one side of the goal to the other to prevent a rocket shot (FIFA and Club Football), and keepers in real football fumble the ball occasionally as well.
they're actually the best. They might be the worst,
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Make your mind up!
=P
> J'T wrote:
> I've scored like a bicycle kick almost every game recently.
>
> Absolute Balls
>
> Scissor kicks Maybe
Balls Shmalls. I have they appear so often its stupid
>
>
> The fouls/ refereeing are POO POO
>
> Yes
>
> Free kicks are crap.
>
> Nope, is and has always been the best free kick system, simple yet
> still reliant on pure skill, maybe Fifa's direct it and let the game
> do the work suits your lack of skill if you find PES too hard?
>
No its not hard. No at all. I just don't like them.
> The team names/kits/player names are embarrasing
>
> Erm, my patched version is better than Fifa. Depends how involved
> you want to be, if you're gonna sit and be mardy, then, yes, they
> don't sdpend all their money on advertising/liscenses and none on the
> game, like Fifa.
But its a patch. I want it in the game.
>
> You can't seem to bend them in top corner just hit across the ball,
> smashing it.
>
> Depends on the player. This stops defenders curling 30 yard
> screamers which curl from toward the corner flag to going in off the
> post.
>
> I seldom score volleys outside the area.
>
> Yeah, I know what you mean, because I scored 9 volleys outside the
> box today and 33 gajillion overhead kicks yesterday.
>
> THE GOALKEEPERS ARE........
>
> Worst Goalkeeps I've seen in a game.
>
> can have their moments of insanity but I've seen loads of top class
> saves from some pretty poo keepers.
I made Barthez about 8 foot and gave him 99 on everything.
He still SUCKS.
> J'T wrote:
> I've scored like a bicycle kick almost every game recently.
>
> Quite an achievement, it has to be said.
Hehe, I'm telling the truth God dammit. :¬D
> I seldom score volleys outside the area.
> And this is a common feature in real football?
Yes but even more seldomer. At least in real life some volleys go on target.
> THE GOALKEEPERS ARE........
>
> Worst Goalkeeps I've seen in a game.
>
> Your opinion, but in comparison to other games, they're actually the
> best. They might be the worst, but they're the most realistic,
> anyway. They can't magically dive from one side of the goal to the
> other to prevent a rocket shot (FIFA and Club Football), and keepers
> in real football fumble the ball occasionally as well.
Ah, but compare them to Pro 2 goalies. There weren't much wrong with them.
At least I don't remember there being...
This is in regards to the crap Goalies comment ;)
> AfroJoe wrote:
> J'T wrote:
> I've scored like a bicycle kick almost every game recently.
>
> Quite an achievement, it has to be said.
>
> Hehe, I'm telling the truth God dammit. :¬D
>
>
> I seldom score volleys outside the area.
>
> And this is a common feature in real football?
>
> Yes but even more seldomer. At least in real life some volleys go on
> target.
>
> THE GOALKEEPERS ARE........
>
> Worst Goalkeeps I've seen in a game.
>
> Your opinion, but in comparison to other games, they're actually the
> best. They might be the worst, but they're the most realistic,
> anyway. They can't magically dive from one side of the goal to the
> other to prevent a rocket shot (FIFA and Club Football), and keepers
> in real football fumble the ball occasionally as well.
>
> Ah, but compare them to Pro 2 goalies. There weren't much wrong with
> them.
> At least I don't remember there being...
So I take it that it's really easy to score then?
I'd beat you punk.
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No you wouldn't, I'd walk it past your goalkeeper and win.
They're crap you see. Apparently.
Nice.
But I'd take it past YOUR goalie.......
Nuts to you. ;¬P