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This competition lasts as long as the thread does, the winner will be notified by email. You will win a game if I use one of your ideas and make obscene amounts of money from it.
GET CRACKING!!!
Lists of 10 will do, and supply your email.
The judges decision is final. If you copy your lists of 10 from somewhere else you stand more chance of winning.
Staff members are not allowed to enter.
Go Go Go!
He lies!...........
I should win the prize! :)
1. Ask everyone you see in London for £1 for a bus claiming you left your money at home - make sure you are young, cute and adorable so people will give you that £1. Ask 'could I borrow some money please?' and make up stories about child abuse. It may not have happened to you, but it'll endear them to you. If you're over 12, find a friend to help out.
2. Don't buy anything - when you're out with your mates, resist temptation of Mcdonalds and a like. Keep your money and save, save, save! Of course, if you don't have any money in the first place, this method is flawed.
3. Dooyoo.co.uk. You must tell them you are 18 to sign up if you want to collect money. Unless of course you want to do it the honest way, a very good way - say you're 15 now, by the time your 18 you could have a very nice lump some coming through your door in the form of a dooyoo cheque. Limitless money. Drop [email protected] a line and he'll help you out...
4. Take 2 months out of work, should you be in work, although if you need money, as I do, you probably won't be in work, but find 2 months, buy a weightbench and train really hard, get muscley and walk around highly populated areas strutting your stuff. Warning, you may get egged. But you'll get eyed too... people will pay you for stuff.
5. Become Tony? If you can't be him, join him and change your name to Tony. You will instantly turn into the maffia boss and get loads of ££££. Possibly.
6. Sell all your games and consoles. You will cry, but you'll get money.
7. Don't waste your time reading 1 - 6, just go out and apply for a job in a demeaning fast food joint or supermarket.
8. Wash people's cars. Do old people's gardens. Paint fences. Learn how to build houses.
9. Go to Saudi Arabia, bring back a keg of oil, dig a hole in your garden, implant a sprinkler, attached to the buried keg and watch the money pour in. Then run when they find out there's not much there...
10. Become friends with Bill Gates, give him a makeover and get loads of $$$$$
> You would do that for a million?
i think Bill would prefer it if you didnt have a sex change