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But seriously, Why on earth have microsoft charged such a high price for their scaled down washing machine thats about the same size as a video recorder when Bill Gates has clearly got enough money to cut down the price of his console rather than spend it all on advertising. All the advertising in the world wont sell your system if its rubbish.
Nintendo on the other hand have a different view, small cube like and gorgeous to look at and with nintendos financial backing and firm establishment in the console industry who would you place your bets on.
Let me know what all your views are but please dont criticise poor ole billy for his incompetence, he may win or lose. Either way he sure aint believing the hype.
David
Stupid really. Straight form the off people are going to want to kill him.
(;o|
Nomad, still feeling a bit dizzy, stood up infront of Dan. Dan looked into his eyes. "Guess what?"
Dan and Turbonutter began to push Nomad between them, backwards and forwards backwards and forwards.
Then, Dan stepped to the side, stuck out his foot, and tripped Nomad. But in one deft movement, dan, Matrix style of course, leans under the falling body, and delivers and almighty Asian poke.
Just as Nomad comes crashing down onto the hard stone fireplace, Dan shouts: "Oh, by the way, welcome to the FOG"
Nomad crashes into the slate, and falls unconscious. Dan and Turbo leave.
> Yeah, I'll give him a hand. I'm in a creative mood. Double team?
hur-hur-hur
Tag Team Double Header...fingercuffs!
Man on Man action!
Excellent, don't be ashamed boys.
Nomad hears a noise behind him. He looks round and sees two men.
"Who are you?" He asks.
"I'm Turbonutter, and he's TheBest_2K1."
"Just call me Dan." Says TheBest_2K1.
"Why are you here?" Asks Nomad.
"We're hear to teach you the ways of the FOG. Step one, don't write console wars topics, especially poor ones with no substanance. Otherwise you'll get a prodding."
"What's a prodding?"
Turbonutter smiles. He picks up Nomad by his feet and swings him round and around, faster and faster until his head turns a shade of red, the Turbonutter throws him up in the air. He jumps up with Nomad and just as they had stoped rising, Turbonutter somersaults and gives hm the Almighty Prod, sending him flying towards Dan...