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Following on from Snuggly's Chris Morris and Alan Partridge threads, this one is for people to post their fav Kevin Smith qoutes.
I accept that the language is..fruity, so let us use the BBC school of pre-watershed editing.
I shall start:
"Snoochy Boochy? Who the fun talks like that? That is funning baby talk"
I accept that the language is..fruity, so let us use the BBC school of pre-watershed editing.
I shall start:
"Snoochy Boochy? Who the fun talks like that? That is funning baby talk"
Page:
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega"
"Tell me something about me"
"You jerk off more than anyone else on earth"
"Everyone knows that, tell me something I don't know"
"You think about guys when you do it"
"...Dude, not all the time"
"Tell me something about me"
"You jerk off more than anyone else on earth"
"Everyone knows that, tell me something I don't know"
"You think about guys when you do it"
"...Dude, not all the time"
"You said it as a good size!"
"The effort you idiot, the effort was too little. But now that you mention it? When a girl says it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying it's small"
"...hey!"
"The effort you idiot, the effort was too little. But now that you mention it? When a girl says it's a good size, it's a nice way of saying it's small"
"...hey!"
"My cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his ash"
"So is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ash?"
"Silent Bob here stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter, found a weakness, like the Death Star and sheet"
"Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. He's an alien for chrissakes, his kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by earth's yellow sun, the baby could kick right through her stomach. I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. Only Wonder Woman would have the fallopian tubes to handle the sperm of steel. The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that would kill him"
"So is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ash?"
"Silent Bob here stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter, found a weakness, like the Death Star and sheet"
"Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. He's an alien for chrissakes, his kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by earth's yellow sun, the baby could kick right through her stomach. I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. Only Wonder Woman would have the fallopian tubes to handle the sperm of steel. The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that would kill him"
"Gonna have to take a pass on the stage-trashing deal, Lunchbox here is liable to injure himself"
"You sail like a spitfire passing over the arch-nemesis Lafours head and biggedy bam! The stage is motherfunning rubble and we go smoke a bowl. Now get your ash up there Lunchbox. And dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogins"
"You sail like a spitfire passing over the arch-nemesis Lafours head and biggedy bam! The stage is motherfunning rubble and we go smoke a bowl. Now get your ash up there Lunchbox. And dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogins"
Following on from Snuggly's Chris Morris and Alan Partridge threads, this one is for people to post their fav Kevin Smith qoutes.
I accept that the language is..fruity, so let us use the BBC school of pre-watershed editing.
I shall start:
"Snoochy Boochy? Who the fun talks like that? That is funning baby talk"
I accept that the language is..fruity, so let us use the BBC school of pre-watershed editing.
I shall start:
"Snoochy Boochy? Who the fun talks like that? That is funning baby talk"
Page: