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Some of these i've heard beforebut most are my own, would like to hear peoples answers to them. Alot of people cant usualy diside on an answer, they argue with themselfs.
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Right new idea, each day i will pos tnewquestions, and at the end of each day i will award points to the top 3 answers to each question. They answers dont have to be serious, they can be funny but i will be the judge. So please take part,set of questions 2 will appear by 8pm on Sunday GMT. Good luck
Answers for 1st set must be in by 7pm Sunday GMT
Sorry no questions were put up yesterday my computer was getting upgraded, here are yesterdays and todays questions.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Leaders table after round 1
Nin- 9 points
tnc- 7 points
Revolver Ocelot - 6 points
Twain & Kwanda - 3 points
J-42 - 2 points
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Right new idea, each day i will pos tnewquestions, and at the end of each day i will award points to the top 3 answers to each question. They answers dont have to be serious, they can be funny but i will be the judge. So please take part,set of questions 2 will appear by 8pm on Sunday GMT. Good luck
Answers for 1st set must be in by 7pm Sunday GMT
Sorry no questions were put up yesterday my computer was getting upgraded, here are yesterdays and todays questions.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Leaders table after round 1
Nin- 9 points
tnc- 7 points
Revolver Ocelot - 6 points
Twain & Kwanda - 3 points
J-42 - 2 points
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sg_nl90 wrote:
> North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but
> since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
When you're at the south pole, whether you're digging or not, the only direction you can go where you stay on the Earth is North.
> North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but
> since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
When you're at the south pole, whether you're digging or not, the only direction you can go where you stay on the Earth is North.
Twain wrote:
> In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or
> non-fiction section?
Neither i would think. Religious books have their own section to avoid p**sing people off.
> Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state
> :'Caution:
> May Cause Drowsiness?
Just because they're sleeping tablets doesn't mean they're being taken to help you sleep. Some prescriptions sleeping tablets in low doses are used to lower blood pressure or something so unless you'd been told they're sleeping pills a warning is necessary.
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to
> the
> royal family?
Legally gay marriage still doesn't exist so nothing.
> Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would
> you
> treat them?
Behavioural therapy based around operant conditioning.
> In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or
> non-fiction section?
Neither i would think. Religious books have their own section to avoid p**sing people off.
> Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state
> :'Caution:
> May Cause Drowsiness?
Just because they're sleeping tablets doesn't mean they're being taken to help you sleep. Some prescriptions sleeping tablets in low doses are used to lower blood pressure or something so unless you'd been told they're sleeping pills a warning is necessary.
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to
> the
> royal family?
Legally gay marriage still doesn't exist so nothing.
> Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would
> you
> treat them?
Behavioural therapy based around operant conditioning.
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you
> treat them?
Slowly ween them off going to a counsellor
> treat them?
Slowly ween them off going to a counsellor
Revolver Ocelot wrote:
> sg_nl90 wrote:
> sadly the royal family don't realy call each other by names
> like
> son in law ect coz they are too posh. What the questions is
> really is you cant call them king because there is already one
> and queen is for a female.
> Ach, no, we won't know unless you write a letter to them
> asking.
> And they'd probabley have a Gay King assassinated, anyway.
>
> North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but
> since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
>
> North isn't exactly up, its a direction. If people did maps the
> other way we'd call South up, or West up.
>
> And because of gravity, down is down, no matter where you're
> digging.
i didnt explain right there, my point is they didnt say up or down like the question asked.
> sg_nl90 wrote:
> sadly the royal family don't realy call each other by names
> like
> son in law ect coz they are too posh. What the questions is
> really is you cant call them king because there is already one
> and queen is for a female.
> Ach, no, we won't know unless you write a letter to them
> asking.
> And they'd probabley have a Gay King assassinated, anyway.
>
> North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but
> since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
>
> North isn't exactly up, its a direction. If people did maps the
> other way we'd call South up, or West up.
>
> And because of gravity, down is down, no matter where you're
> digging.
i didnt explain right there, my point is they didnt say up or down like the question asked.
sg_nl90 wrote:
> sadly the royal family don't realy call each other by names like
> son in law ect coz they are too posh. What the questions is
> really is you cant call them king because there is already one
> and queen is for a female.
Ach, no, we won't know unless you write a letter to them asking.
And they'd probabley have a Gay King assassinated, anyway.
> North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but
> since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
North isn't exactly up, its a direction. If people did maps the other way we'd call South up, or West up.
And because of gravity, down is down, no matter where you're digging.
> sadly the royal family don't realy call each other by names like
> son in law ect coz they are too posh. What the questions is
> really is you cant call them king because there is already one
> and queen is for a female.
Ach, no, we won't know unless you write a letter to them asking.
And they'd probabley have a Gay King assassinated, anyway.
> North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but
> since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
North isn't exactly up, its a direction. If people did maps the other way we'd call South up, or West up.
And because of gravity, down is down, no matter where you're digging.
Right new idea, each day i will pos tnewquestions, and at the end of each day i will award points to the top 3 answers to each question. They answers dont have to be serious, they can be funny but i will be the judge. So please take part,set of questions 2 will appear by 8pm on Sunday GMT. Good luck
Answers for 1st set must be in by 7pm Sunday GMT
Answers for 1st set must be in by 7pm Sunday GMT
Twain wrote:
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to
> the
> royal family?
>
> In relation to which relative? To his partner's parents, I guess
> he'd be son-in-law.
>
>>
> If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or
> down?
North
sadly the royal family don't realy call each other by names like son in law ect coz they are too posh. What the questions is really is you cant call them king because there is already one and queen is for a female.
North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to
> the
> royal family?
>
> In relation to which relative? To his partner's parents, I guess
> he'd be son-in-law.
>
>>
> If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or
> down?
North
sadly the royal family don't realy call each other by names like son in law ect coz they are too posh. What the questions is really is you cant call them king because there is already one and queen is for a female.
North isn't up or down. People say you are digging down but since North is up, you'd say im digging up which is impossable.
sg_nl90 wrote:
> What's the difference between a novel and a book?
A novel is a story, a book can be anything.
> If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to
> the center of the earth?
No.
> In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or
> non-fiction section?
Non-fiction of course.
> Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution:
> May Cause Drowsiness?
Because they have to put it down for legal reasons or something.
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the
> royal family?
King.
> Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you
> treat them?
No, thats dumb.
> Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring
> with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A
> BOAT"
Because thats not the point of the question.
> What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
I don't know, I ain't no Kawada.
> If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Down.
> Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Because its easier to say "Joey".
And it isn't.
> What's the difference between a novel and a book?
A novel is a story, a book can be anything.
> If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to
> the center of the earth?
No.
> In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or
> non-fiction section?
Non-fiction of course.
> Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution:
> May Cause Drowsiness?
Because they have to put it down for legal reasons or something.
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the
> royal family?
King.
> Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you
> treat them?
No, thats dumb.
> Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring
> with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A
> BOAT"
Because thats not the point of the question.
> What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
I don't know, I ain't no Kawada.
> If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Down.
> Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Because its easier to say "Joey".
And it isn't.
sg_nl90 wrote:
> What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
Probably go by wins in the division and then if still tied, Points for or Points against, if still the same then a bare knuckle brawl between the two coaches
> What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
Probably go by wins in the division and then if still tied, Points for or Points against, if still the same then a bare knuckle brawl between the two coaches
> What's the difference between a novel and a book?
A book is a physical item consisting of several paper pages, a spine and a cover.
A novel is a story, contained in the book.
> If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to
> the center of the earth?
I don't know, but I think if they did, it'd get thinner and thinner near the centre of the Earth.
> In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or
> non-fiction section?
I would assume non-fiction, seeing as it would cause religious unrest in people who believe that the Bible is true.
> Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution:
> May Cause Drowsiness?
Because they legally have to state the effectsand risks involved in consuming the products. Similarly, a bag of nuts must have the label "Warning: Contains nuts" due to alergy sufferers.
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the
> royal family?
In relation to which relative? To his partner's parents, I guess he'd be son-in-law.
> Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you
> treat them?
I don't think I understand this one...
> Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring
> with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A
> BOAT"
Because they assume that there would be things there ready for them. They probably never say a boat because they are likely to already have one. Otherwise, how woul they get there?
> What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
I don't understand...
> If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
You are digging down, because the ground will still be below you. Also, you'll be digging North.
> Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
It isn't short for Joe. It's a nickname.
A book is a physical item consisting of several paper pages, a spine and a cover.
A novel is a story, contained in the book.
> If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to
> the center of the earth?
I don't know, but I think if they did, it'd get thinner and thinner near the centre of the Earth.
> In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or
> non-fiction section?
I would assume non-fiction, seeing as it would cause religious unrest in people who believe that the Bible is true.
> Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution:
> May Cause Drowsiness?
Because they legally have to state the effectsand risks involved in consuming the products. Similarly, a bag of nuts must have the label "Warning: Contains nuts" due to alergy sufferers.
> If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the
> royal family?
In relation to which relative? To his partner's parents, I guess he'd be son-in-law.
> Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you
> treat them?
I don't think I understand this one...
> Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring
> with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A
> BOAT"
Because they assume that there would be things there ready for them. They probably never say a boat because they are likely to already have one. Otherwise, how woul they get there?
> What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
I don't understand...
> If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
You are digging down, because the ground will still be below you. Also, you'll be digging North.
> Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
It isn't short for Joe. It's a nickname.
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