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Once there was a guy called Tony ( Soprano ).
Soon there was a dude called Quazimodo.
Of course, they soon became best mates.
Then came along number 3, Grix Thaves.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Then the members flocked in like mice.
Bonus, Gasmask, Myst1que and NiGHTS!
Tony began advertising like crazy.
But soon Tony became very lazy...
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
So Tony hired a couple of assitants.
Cos' a couple of people on SR were dufficient.
So, Tony, Ali and Webmaster@reserve.
Cleaned up the members epsecially MJSwerve.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Er-No and Khazar suffered the wrath of Tony.
The reason? For acting like Jabronis.
More prized was requested by who? By you.
So Tony increased the prizes to 2.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Fade out to end.
Soon there was a dude called Quazimodo.
Of course, they soon became best mates.
Then came along number 3, Grix Thaves.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Then the members flocked in like mice.
Bonus, Gasmask, Myst1que and NiGHTS!
Tony began advertising like crazy.
But soon Tony became very lazy...
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
So Tony hired a couple of assitants.
Cos' a couple of people on SR were dufficient.
So, Tony, Ali and Webmaster@reserve.
Cleaned up the members epsecially MJSwerve.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Er-No and Khazar suffered the wrath of Tony.
The reason? For acting like Jabronis.
More prized was requested by who? By you.
So Tony increased the prizes to 2.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Fade out to end.
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Ha! Nothing rhymes with DeltaJava.
For I shall post many, many songs!
Ha Ha Ha!
Ha Ha Ha!
You will both pay for this.
Seriously?
To be sung to the tune of "Punk Rock Song" by Bad Religion:
Have you been to the E3?
Have you walked with the sad?
There’s a hundred thousand genres
being dissed ‘coz they’re bad
And the figures don't lie
they speak of gaming delay
But we play what we want
and we like what we play
Have you played the experience?
Have you witnessed the war?
Fighters fighting fighters
sometimes just to be sure
In this land of competition
the compassion is gone
yet we ignore the gameplay
and we keep pushing on
we keep pushing on
This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like ants in a colony
we play our bit
But there's so many other
bloody switches to hit
and this is just a punk rock post
Have you played on the console?
Have you witnessed the game?
The gaming conventions
Assure us it’s not lame
The shape’s always different
but the games are the same
But we still buy it all
and we say everything’s changed
Nothing has changed
This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like coders in a company
we do our share
But there's so much other
bloody middleware
and this is just a punk rock post
10 million dollars on an advert campaign
20 million monkeys making the game
Big strong people unwilling to give
any information on perspective
One in five genres just about to burst
Another Army Men game that’s worse than the worst
Worse than the worst
This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like ants in a colony
we play our bit
But there's so many other
bloody switches to hit
and this is just a punk rock post
And the figures don't lie
they speak of gaming delay
But we play what we want
and we like what we play
One in five genres just about to burst
Another Army Men game that’s worse than the worst
Worse than the worst
This is just a punk rock post
This is just a punk rock post
This is just a punk rock post
Have you been to the E3?
Have you walked with the sad?
There’s a hundred thousand genres
being dissed ‘coz they’re bad
And the figures don't lie
they speak of gaming delay
But we play what we want
and we like what we play
Have you played the experience?
Have you witnessed the war?
Fighters fighting fighters
sometimes just to be sure
In this land of competition
the compassion is gone
yet we ignore the gameplay
and we keep pushing on
we keep pushing on
This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like ants in a colony
we play our bit
But there's so many other
bloody switches to hit
and this is just a punk rock post
Have you played on the console?
Have you witnessed the game?
The gaming conventions
Assure us it’s not lame
The shape’s always different
but the games are the same
But we still buy it all
and we say everything’s changed
Nothing has changed
This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like coders in a company
we do our share
But there's so much other
bloody middleware
and this is just a punk rock post
10 million dollars on an advert campaign
20 million monkeys making the game
Big strong people unwilling to give
any information on perspective
One in five genres just about to burst
Another Army Men game that’s worse than the worst
Worse than the worst
This is just a punk rock post
written for the people who can see something's lost
like ants in a colony
we play our bit
But there's so many other
bloody switches to hit
and this is just a punk rock post
And the figures don't lie
they speak of gaming delay
But we play what we want
and we like what we play
One in five genres just about to burst
Another Army Men game that’s worse than the worst
Worse than the worst
This is just a punk rock post
This is just a punk rock post
This is just a punk rock post
nicely done! : )
Once there was a guy called Tony ( Soprano ).
Soon there was a dude called Quazimodo.
Of course, they soon became best mates.
Then came along number 3, Grix Thaves.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Then the members flocked in like mice.
Bonus, Gasmask, Myst1que and NiGHTS!
Tony began advertising like crazy.
But soon Tony became very lazy...
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
So Tony hired a couple of assitants.
Cos' a couple of people on SR were dufficient.
So, Tony, Ali and Webmaster@reserve.
Cleaned up the members epsecially MJSwerve.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Er-No and Khazar suffered the wrath of Tony.
The reason? For acting like Jabronis.
More prized was requested by who? By you.
So Tony increased the prizes to 2.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Fade out to end.
Soon there was a dude called Quazimodo.
Of course, they soon became best mates.
Then came along number 3, Grix Thaves.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Then the members flocked in like mice.
Bonus, Gasmask, Myst1que and NiGHTS!
Tony began advertising like crazy.
But soon Tony became very lazy...
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
So Tony hired a couple of assitants.
Cos' a couple of people on SR were dufficient.
So, Tony, Ali and Webmaster@reserve.
Cleaned up the members epsecially MJSwerve.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Er-No and Khazar suffered the wrath of Tony.
The reason? For acting like Jabronis.
More prized was requested by who? By you.
So Tony increased the prizes to 2.
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Fade out to end.
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