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"Reserve Rap"

Once there was a guy called Tony ( Soprano ).
Soon there was a dude called Quazimodo.
Of course, they soon became best mates.
Then came along number 3, Grix Thaves.

Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!

Then the members flocked in like mice.
Bonus, Gasmask, Myst1que and NiGHTS!
Tony began advertising like crazy.
But soon Tony became very lazy...

Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!

So Tony hired a couple of assitants.
Cos' a couple of people on SR were dufficient.
So, Tony, Ali and Webmaster@reserve.
Cleaned up the members epsecially MJSwerve.

Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!

Er-No and Khazar suffered the wrath of Tony.
The reason? For acting like Jabronis.
More prized was requested by who? By you.
So Tony increased the prizes to 2.

Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!
Game A Day.
What a way.
To win.
Film A Day.
Win A Car.
Let's Win!

Fade out to end.

Beware the Toads wrote:
> To TN: That album is the best on the face of the earth!


Aha! Someone else who likes Bad Religion! There IS a God!!!

CD-R's are the answer! 50p each, and you can scan the cover on a piece of card for the front! I'm starting my business plan for the bank manager right now....

"Dear bank manager, i have an ingeneous plan to exploit the disabled out of their money....."

Sounds promising doesn't it? Life of luxury here i come!!

(Carries on writing while God prepares a thunderbolt. An extra-large one...)

Tapes are out of date, though.

Hmmm i smell a business opportunity....
How about selling blank tapes for a tenner? ("Of course this is Britney Spears. Are you deaf or something??" "Oh.")

That will work well. Be sure to charge them for it though - even if they can't hear it, it's not your fault is it?

DeltaJava wrote:
> Ha! Nothing rhymes with DeltaJava.

How about Lava?

e.g.
There was a man called DeltaJava,
He spoke with a strange lisp,
He once fell in a pit of lava,
He finished up rather crisp.

i should really write songs!
(for deaf people...)

lol @ rap..... Nice one Shaneo

To TN: That album is the best on the face of the earth!

Hey, that's fine by me. For a few minutes, that is.

Oh no! You've done it now!

We will now have to put up with Meka posting about 700 zillion songs a day.

Aaarrgghghhh!!!

:-)