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Why do bloody sausages bend you fry them eh?
I did some sausages for my tea yesterday, and the bloody things bent in the pan.
They curled up so I could only cook them on each side, it looked like ZEBRA SAUSAGE I was eating!
AND I'd stabbed them with a fork before I started cooking them as well. (Cue some joke about me "stabbing my sausage" hahaha).
They never curl up when Jamie "Pucka Tucker" Oliver cooks 'em do they eh?!
Pfah!
I did some sausages for my tea yesterday, and the bloody things bent in the pan.
They curled up so I could only cook them on each side, it looked like ZEBRA SAUSAGE I was eating!
AND I'd stabbed them with a fork before I started cooking them as well. (Cue some joke about me "stabbing my sausage" hahaha).
They never curl up when Jamie "Pucka Tucker" Oliver cooks 'em do they eh?!
Pfah!
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Goatboy, you seem to have developed an obsession with inserting your sausage into B-list celebs.
;-)
;-)
Yeah, once you've inserted them into him, stab repeatedly with a pitchfork.
"Luvvly Jubbly" isn't what that slack-tongued porker says.
"Luvvly Jubbly" isn't what that slack-tongued porker says.
But I always thought you had to stab your sausage so it wouldn't burst when it was cooked?
Easy answer is to warm them gently with a candle and insert them slowly into "Pukka Tukka" Oliver.
May not eat them, but the look on his face is priceless.
We'll have none of that fat-tongued mockney gimp malarky
May not eat them, but the look on his face is priceless.
We'll have none of that fat-tongued mockney gimp malarky
The secret.... Is not to pr1ck them....
I can't believe I had to edit that word!
Ha! I don't suppose a context sensitive language filter would be too easy to set up!
I can't believe I had to edit that word!
Ha! I don't suppose a context sensitive language filter would be too easy to set up!
Why do bloody sausages bend you fry them eh?
I did some sausages for my tea yesterday, and the bloody things bent in the pan.
They curled up so I could only cook them on each side, it looked like ZEBRA SAUSAGE I was eating!
AND I'd stabbed them with a fork before I started cooking them as well. (Cue some joke about me "stabbing my sausage" hahaha).
They never curl up when Jamie "Pucka Tucker" Oliver cooks 'em do they eh?!
Pfah!
I did some sausages for my tea yesterday, and the bloody things bent in the pan.
They curled up so I could only cook them on each side, it looked like ZEBRA SAUSAGE I was eating!
AND I'd stabbed them with a fork before I started cooking them as well. (Cue some joke about me "stabbing my sausage" hahaha).
They never curl up when Jamie "Pucka Tucker" Oliver cooks 'em do they eh?!
Pfah!
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