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"WHY!?!?!?"

Why do bloody sausages bend you fry them eh?

I did some sausages for my tea yesterday, and the bloody things bent in the pan.

They curled up so I could only cook them on each side, it looked like ZEBRA SAUSAGE I was eating!

AND I'd stabbed them with a fork before I started cooking them as well. (Cue some joke about me "stabbing my sausage" hahaha).

They never curl up when Jamie "Pucka Tucker" Oliver cooks 'em do they eh?!

Pfah!

I haven't laughed like this since the Jokeable thread. I think if we ever do get a jokeable status all of you should be them.

(;o|

Keep on joking.

:-)

More than likely! :-)

Because it only happened last night.

Also, I'm so annoyed and affected by it that I felt it deserved a thread of it's own.

Did you want me just to write "bent sausages" In your Pet Hates thread? That may have got some suspect replies!

Your Honour wrote:
> Why do bloody sausages bend you fry them eh?

Why is this not in my 'Pet hates' thread?

Or to quote Dr Fox on the special

"This is scientific fact. There's no real evidence, but it's scientific fact"

Goatboy wrote:

I didn't even watch
> his programme, yet I feel somehow outraged and sickened by his
> exploits.

Simpsons quote:

"I haven't even met Homer Simpson but..".*bursts out crying*

"Don't worry dear, your tears say more than real evidence ever could"

Your Honour wrote:
> But I always thought you had to stab your sausage so it wouldn't
> burst when it was cooked?

Err....!!!

I am easily influenced by this sick maniac.

I didn't even watch his programme, yet I feel somehow outraged and sickened by his exploits.

I'm off to work for The Daily Mail.

Meka_Dragon wrote:
> Goatboy, you seem to have developed an obsession with inserting your
> sausage into B-list celebs.

;-)

I blame Chris Morris.

His TV shows have obviously poisoned your mind, turning you into a dangerous individual.