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Why do bloody sausages bend you fry them eh?
I did some sausages for my tea yesterday, and the bloody things bent in the pan.
They curled up so I could only cook them on each side, it looked like ZEBRA SAUSAGE I was eating!
AND I'd stabbed them with a fork before I started cooking them as well. (Cue some joke about me "stabbing my sausage" hahaha).
They never curl up when Jamie "Pucka Tucker" Oliver cooks 'em do they eh?!
Pfah!
I did some sausages for my tea yesterday, and the bloody things bent in the pan.
They curled up so I could only cook them on each side, it looked like ZEBRA SAUSAGE I was eating!
AND I'd stabbed them with a fork before I started cooking them as well. (Cue some joke about me "stabbing my sausage" hahaha).
They never curl up when Jamie "Pucka Tucker" Oliver cooks 'em do they eh?!
Pfah!
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that tv chef with the dumb spikey hair...gary rohdes thats him! he says you should never pr!ck your sausages *giggles*
dya know, that your car munberplate is breaking eu law if it says anything other than "member of the EU"?
Did you hear about that greengrocer that was taken to court cos he refused to sell his wares in kilos? he went down and all!
Tony Blair (witch) will be the end of us all! I'm moving to Canada.
Did you hear about that greengrocer that was taken to court cos he refused to sell his wares in kilos? he went down and all!
Tony Blair (witch) will be the end of us all! I'm moving to Canada.
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where they're in Japan, and the melons are made to grow 'square' for easier stacking?
Surprised Brussels didn't pick up on that one!
Surprised Brussels didn't pick up on that one!
Yeah! How stupid is that "Banananananans Must be straight" thing?
Obviously whoever said that doesn't know how banananananaas (sorry, I can't stop spelling that word)grow.
Fool!
Obviously whoever said that doesn't know how banananananaas (sorry, I can't stop spelling that word)grow.
Fool!
Your Honour wrote:
> Really?
Yup - they alledgedly reach the, umm, 'parts' that straight sausages can't.
Probably a Euro law that sausages must curl when cooked... as opposed to bananas, which should be straight...
> Really?
Yup - they alledgedly reach the, umm, 'parts' that straight sausages can't.
Probably a Euro law that sausages must curl when cooked... as opposed to bananas, which should be straight...
LMAO@MIKE!!!
Piercing the sausages does help to prevent them bending in the pan, but you'll find that if you just turn the heat down a little they'll cook straight everytime.
The reason they bend is that the heated side of the sausage, if heating too quickly, expands faster than the cooler side, thereby bending the sausage.
You may then think that heating the other side of the sausage would then straighten it out again, but you can't heat it properly as it is now bent and it won't heat evenly.
In short, don't be in such a rush to cook your sausages each time.
The reason they bend is that the heated side of the sausage, if heating too quickly, expands faster than the cooler side, thereby bending the sausage.
You may then think that heating the other side of the sausage would then straighten it out again, but you can't heat it properly as it is now bent and it won't heat evenly.
In short, don't be in such a rush to cook your sausages each time.
Wòókiee Møn§Ý€R wrote:
> Women apparently like bent sausages.
No, Tai from clueless doesn't.
"Break me off a piece of that... so long as his, you know what isn't crooked"
> Women apparently like bent sausages.
No, Tai from clueless doesn't.
"Break me off a piece of that... so long as his, you know what isn't crooked"
Really?
Thats alright then, I get bent sausages every time!
Thats alright then, I get bent sausages every time!
Women apparently like bent sausages.
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