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So far I've got a big-faced dog called... Bigface, a cow called Rainbow, loads of milk and some 'cultivated land' watered.
I haven't played ti for long, about 15 minutes, but it really is amazing.
Get it.
> "Maybe he's here for the large snelt?"
>
> It can't be any clearer than that.
Microchips wrote:
> if you give a snelt and an egg to daryl everytime you see him around
> your farm (3:30 ish) after a while he'll give you the seed mixer for
> free.
Clear as mud.
The game tells you maaan... "Maybe he's here for the large snelt?"
It can't be any clearer than that.
None of the girls like me at all, well, I've got 1 heart off Celia and Muffy, I think I'll go for Muffy. I like blondes, as djerrud full knows already. Too bad about her extreme lust for breaking things. If she breaks anything of mine I'll snap her neck right off.
I'll report back later after some more HM.
> if you give a snelt and an egg to daryl everytime you see him around
> your farm (3:30 ish) after a while he'll give you the seed mixer for
> free. No 6000G payout for me!
>
> I. Am. Great.
The smell the smell that comes from when Chipple's been looking at guides.
Ok, so they're no Huchep (90G- fish by waterfall) or a sharshark, but if you give a snelt and an egg to daryl everytime you see him around your farm (3:30 ish) after a while he'll give you the seed mixer for free. No 6000G payout for me!
I. Am. Great.
Anyway, I am officially the king of fishing. I've found going at night to the waterfall when it’s raining produces fish that are never less than 90g, and in high quantity. No more rubbish rubbish snelts.
All the girls are ignoring me, which is nice. I want to try and remain a bachelor for as long as possible, and then steal either the archeologist lady or the 8 year old girl.
Murray has been annoying me with his begging waze, and he tried to steal one of my fertilized eggs, the whóre, but I stopped him. I want my horse to come, ad I’ve seen it on the box and you lot talking about it. I think I’ll call it Cripple.
Anyway, I've got plenty of time off now so I should be able to get some serious action in the next few weeks. Action of the Harvesting Moons type of course.
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I don't quite want to stop, but I feel the urge to eat toast, drink coffee and watch Return of the Jedi. CUUURRSE YOOOU. What’s even worse is I’ve only got the version Lucas decided to mess up with loads of extra footage that looks dire. Anyway.
I thank Lou especially for answering my questions and forcing me to give t'game a proper go. I thank him from the very depths of my heart.
*weeples*
> So if any1 knows where to get it cheap tell me.
Here? This place is cheap, it's worth every penny you pay too.