The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
I am left to do the only thing possible in destroying this disgusting foot and mouth carrying sheep, I am going to have to kill him.
Sorry Guys. Its too late.
'''er-no gets in his Land Rover VAMPIRE* and travels to Scotland'''
*er-no drives a Vampire because they wouldn't sell him a tank.
(All a joke)
> Seifer than assists Dav1d by destroying 2% of the toads in one swoop
> of his hyperion.
"This is for invading my homeand attacking
> me" says the one-legged man
BTT unleashes the hamsters of hell on seifer. Seifer runs away sreaming as they nip at his ankles.
BTW, WTF is a seifer?
It was all Dav1ds secret plan...
He had made his twin brother stand there instead and told him that if he held a gun to his head he would win a gameaday prize!
Dav1ds twin brother however hadnt washed for 9 years and all the pores in his body were full of cheezy sweat....ergh!
The microbes in the sweat invaded the toads body and eat him from the inside.......
*David picks up a gun and points it his own head*
"I would rather die than be eaten by toads..........."