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"SHEEPY HAS A DEATH WISH...."

...well then, I have had enough! The stupid Sheep won't quit trying to annoy me. Clearly though this time he has gone to far... I asked him to stop but no.. I gave him numerous warnings but no.

I am left to do the only thing possible in destroying this disgusting foot and mouth carrying sheep, I am going to have to kill him.

Sorry Guys. Its too late.

'''er-no gets in his Land Rover VAMPIRE* and travels to Scotland'''

*er-no drives a Vampire because they wouldn't sell him a tank.

(All a joke)

You've always got your hamsters!

*BTT cries. His toads come to cheer him up. Unfortunately they are evil entities from another dimension, so they aren't very good at it*

Get back to bed ya toad lovin' freak!

I could have sworn that was er-no.

Night Night ya stinky little toad!

Just a little story a few of us made earlier:

BTT went for a swim in shark infested waters next to a short pier, but before he was eaten a seagull crapped directly into his eyes, blinding him instantly, it was Sniper the flying seagull! Sniper the Seagull wasnt watching and collided with an aeroplane... both plunged straight into the blind BTT.

He is, however, the undisputed champion of this battle.

BTT, master of 1000 toads of fate and 666 hamsters of hell, now has to go to bed because his mummy says so.

Beware the Toads wrote:
> *BTT wishes everyone would stop posting in a perfectly good battle
> which he has already won. He sets his toads to gaurd the topic. And
> intruders will be messily devoured*

Seifer (being in the Hamster's stomach) chop's away at the lining of the stomachs of the hamsters and is now free to kill the Toad's

*After 5 mins of brutal fighting*

1000 little toads are now well fed, Damn, I lose again

Beware the Toads!

Toad forgets that his body has been invaded by sweat microbes which have eaten away his body from the inside!

This was way before Dav1d was eaten by 1000 toads......

But I think Seifer would have been eaten by hamsters anyway!

*BTT wishes everyone would stop posting in a perfectly good battle which he has already won. He sets his toads to gaurd the topic. And intruders will be messily devoured*