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"Chat here!!!!!!"

No-one is posting in the Ps2 forums for hours on end. I don't know whether it is because theirs no posts that really provoke you to post so i created this.

You can chat about anything you like, games, dvd's etc.

PLEASE don't spam

my little edit

Just question too spark conversation

Who's getting GTA San Andreas???

UNITEDLEGENDS159 wrote:
> Wakka wrote:
> UNITEDLEGENDS159 wrote:
> *Squinting eyes*
>
> Are you trying to boost your word count Wakka?
>
> No. I have the best word count on here anyway. Well for people that
> have posted less than 3000 times.
>
> You will have posting messages that long ;)

;-)

Wakka wrote:
> UNITEDLEGENDS159 wrote:
> *Squinting eyes*
>
> Are you trying to boost your word count Wakka?
>
> No. I have the best word count on here anyway. Well for people that
> have posted less than 3000 times.

You will have posting messages that long ;)

UNITEDLEGENDS159 wrote:
> *Squinting eyes*
>
> Are you trying to boost your word count Wakka?

No. I have the best word count on here anyway. Well for people that have posted less than 3000 times.

*Squinting eyes*

Are you trying to boost your word count Wakka?

Morbo wrote:
> i have a joke, have posted it in the joke thread in general chat, but
> all you PS guys deserve your own place to view it.
>
> A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a
> small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese
> man with a long grey beard.
> '"I'm lost," said the man.
> "Can you put me up for the night?"
> "Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
> "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my
> daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures
> known to man'".
> "OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
>
> Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
> beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to
> the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
> Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed
> alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her
> room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet
> so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his
> room, exhausted but happy.
>
> He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a
> large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
> "Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.". Well, that's
> pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man can do
> then I don't have much to worry about. He picked the boulder up,
> walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so, he
> noticed another note on it that read:
> "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic
> he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to
> taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he,
> jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards
> the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
> "Chinese Torture 3....Right testicle tied to bed post."



Here's an edited version of that joke:

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a
small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese
man with a long grey beard.
'"I'm lost," said the man.
"Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
"but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my
daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures
known to man'".
"OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
So at bed time the man creaped into the daughter's room and he noticed an egg on the bed. He didn't care and began to roll around with the daughter then he rolled over the egg. The daughter then said ' Oooh, my dad's going to kill you, that's his way of telling if anyone has slept with me.' Then the daughter immeditely fell asleep and left the man worrying so the man got out some glue and stuck the egg back together and went back to sleep. In the morning the old man said 'You have done well not sleeping with my daughter, do you want to stay for breakfast?' The man said 'No it's alright' and quickly left. Then the man looked at the egg and ate it. 'Eggh!' he said and he ran into the back garden. 'Stupid hens!!!!'

I know it is not that funny because I made it up on the spot.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I feel like an evil dictator now.
> Ah well, it looks much better.
>
> What cheat would this be?

Have you flicked into Hitler mode

by the way i'm talking about your remark about feeling like a dictator

I feel like an evil dictator now.
Ah well, it looks much better.

What cheat would this be?

better now? now does anyone know where the nos cheat goes in need 4 speed? I bet you do, finalfantasyfanatic...

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> JUST USE THE FORCE! wrote:
> better?
>
> I meant your name.
> JUST USE THE FORCE! automatically surrounds you with an aura of
> stupidity.

Okay, I'll change it to force and stop trying to be funny.

same with me. great joke though. :D