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No-one is posting in the Ps2 forums for hours on end. I don't know whether it is because theirs no posts that really provoke you to post so i created this.
You can chat about anything you like, games, dvd's etc.
PLEASE don't spam
my little edit
Just question too spark conversation
Who's getting GTA San Andreas???
You can chat about anything you like, games, dvd's etc.
PLEASE don't spam
my little edit
Just question too spark conversation
Who's getting GTA San Andreas???
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CTUbauer wrote:
> Demon Gate is owning the hell outta me :|
Are you playing FF7 at the moment?
> Demon Gate is owning the hell outta me :|
Are you playing FF7 at the moment?
Demon Gate is owning the hell outta me :|
Damn you, Force.
Wakka wrote:
> Morbo wrote:
> i have a joke, have posted it in the joke thread in general chat,
> but
> all you PS guys deserve your own place to view it.
>
> A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a
> small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient
> Chinese
> man with a long grey beard.
> '"I'm lost," said the man.
> "Can you put me up for the night?"
> "Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
> "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my
> daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures
> known to man'".
> "OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
>
> Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
> beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to
> the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
> Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed
> alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into
> her
> room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet
> so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his
> room, exhausted but happy.
>
> He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a
> large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
> "Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.". Well, that's
> pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man can do
> then I don't have much to worry about. He picked the boulder up,
> walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so,
> he
> noticed another note on it that read:
> "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a
> panic
> he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to
> taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration
> he,
> jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards
> the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
> "Chinese Torture 3....Right testicle tied to bed post."
>
>
>
> Here's an edited version of that joke:
>
> A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a
> small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient
> Chinese
> man with a long grey beard.
> '"I'm lost," said the man.
> "Can you put me up for the night?"
> "Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
> "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my
> daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures
> known to man'".
> "OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
> So at bed time the man creaped into the daughter's room and he
> noticed an egg on the bed. He didn't care and began to roll around
> with the daughter then he rolled over the egg. The daughter then said
> ' Oooh, my dad's going to kill you, that's his way of telling if
> anyone has slept with me.' Then the daughter immeditely fell asleep
> and left the man worrying so the man got out some glue and stuck the
> egg back together and went back to sleep. In the morning the old man
> said 'You have done well not sleeping with my daughter, do you want
> to stay for breakfast?' The man said 'No it's alright' and quickly
> left. Then the man looked at the egg and ate it. 'Eggh!' he said and
> he ran into the back garden. 'Stupid hens!!!!'
>
> I know it is not that funny because I made it up on the spot.
hee hee, word count boosting is fun.
> Morbo wrote:
> i have a joke, have posted it in the joke thread in general chat,
> but
> all you PS guys deserve your own place to view it.
>
> A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a
> small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient
> Chinese
> man with a long grey beard.
> '"I'm lost," said the man.
> "Can you put me up for the night?"
> "Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
> "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my
> daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures
> known to man'".
> "OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
>
> Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
> beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to
> the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
> Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed
> alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into
> her
> room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet
> so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his
> room, exhausted but happy.
>
> He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a
> large rock on his chest with a note on it that read:
> "Chinese Torture 1....Large rock on chest.". Well, that's
> pretty crappy,' he thought. 'If that's the best the old man can do
> then I don't have much to worry about. He picked the boulder up,
> walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so,
> he
> noticed another note on it that read:
> "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a
> panic
> he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to
> taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration
> he,
> jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards
> the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read,
> "Chinese Torture 3....Right testicle tied to bed post."
>
>
>
> Here's an edited version of that joke:
>
> A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a
> small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient
> Chinese
> man with a long grey beard.
> '"I'm lost," said the man.
> "Can you put me up for the night?"
> "Certainly",' the Chinese man said,
> "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my
> daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures
> known to man'".
> "OK,", said the man, and entered the house.
> So at bed time the man creaped into the daughter's room and he
> noticed an egg on the bed. He didn't care and began to roll around
> with the daughter then he rolled over the egg. The daughter then said
> ' Oooh, my dad's going to kill you, that's his way of telling if
> anyone has slept with me.' Then the daughter immeditely fell asleep
> and left the man worrying so the man got out some glue and stuck the
> egg back together and went back to sleep. In the morning the old man
> said 'You have done well not sleeping with my daughter, do you want
> to stay for breakfast?' The man said 'No it's alright' and quickly
> left. Then the man looked at the egg and ate it. 'Eggh!' he said and
> he ran into the back garden. 'Stupid hens!!!!'
>
> I know it is not that funny because I made it up on the spot.
hee hee, word count boosting is fun.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I feel like an evil dictator now.
> Ah well, it looks much better.
>
> What cheat would this be?
The Nitrous oxide cheat on need for speed underground. 'tis x, o, triangle, triangle, x, x, o. any help? anyone? please?
p.s. dear morbo:
lucky pig...
> I feel like an evil dictator now.
> Ah well, it looks much better.
>
> What cheat would this be?
The Nitrous oxide cheat on need for speed underground. 'tis x, o, triangle, triangle, x, x, o. any help? anyone? please?
p.s. dear morbo:
lucky pig...
What games do you guys have? I have:
Eternal Ring
FIFA 2003
FIFA 2004
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Freedom Fighters
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Hitman 2: Silent Assasin
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
JAK 2
James Bond 007: Nightfire
Manhunt
Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX 2
Medal of Honor: Frontline
Metal Gear Solid 2
Midnight Club
Pro Evolution Soccer 2
Resident Evil: Code Veronica X
Shadowman: 2econd Coming
Space Invaders: 25th Anniversary
Tekken 4
The Getaway
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Sims
The Simpsons: Hit and Run
The Thing
Timesplitters 2
Tom Clancey's Splinter Cell
Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4
Tony Hawks Underground
True Crime: Streets of LA
XIII
Eternal Ring
FIFA 2003
FIFA 2004
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Freedom Fighters
Grand Theft Auto III
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Hitman 2: Silent Assasin
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy
JAK 2
James Bond 007: Nightfire
Manhunt
Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX 2
Medal of Honor: Frontline
Metal Gear Solid 2
Midnight Club
Pro Evolution Soccer 2
Resident Evil: Code Veronica X
Shadowman: 2econd Coming
Space Invaders: 25th Anniversary
Tekken 4
The Getaway
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Sims
The Simpsons: Hit and Run
The Thing
Timesplitters 2
Tom Clancey's Splinter Cell
Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4
Tony Hawks Underground
True Crime: Streets of LA
XIII
It is impossible to lick your elbow
(75% of poeple who read this will try and lick their elbow.)
(75% of poeple who read this will try and lick their elbow.)
UNITEDLEGENDS159 wrote:
> I'll be a regular soon and about 50 more posts and i'm their.
Yay!
> I'll be a regular soon and about 50 more posts and i'm their.
Yay!
somthing else to chat about... (or poorly edit ;P)
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
discuss or add your own opinions, you know whatever.
Did You Know...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
discuss or add your own opinions, you know whatever.
I'll be a regular soon and about 50 more posts and i'm their.
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