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This is in response to Meka's topic. I felt it was unfair that Sony got one, and Nintendo didn't. So I made one for them. Aren't I nice?
Please tell me why you hate Nintendo. {:)
Please tell me why you hate Nintendo. {:)
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I hate Nintendo because I have to choose my favourite colour, which really is worthy of debate.
I hate Nintendo because the handle is an option extra.
I hate Nintendo because they've yet to reveal how they will package their games, and this is vitally important.
I hate Nintendo because all of the leads plug into the back of their consoles.
I hate Nintendo because they change the name of their consoles every generation.
I was also going to say something about games, but who gives a stuff about games these days? As long as you've got a nice coloured console, that's shape and size suits, with all of the leads neatly arranged behind the console, that has a suitable name, you're laughing.
I hate Nintendo because the handle is an option extra.
I hate Nintendo because they've yet to reveal how they will package their games, and this is vitally important.
I hate Nintendo because all of the leads plug into the back of their consoles.
I hate Nintendo because they change the name of their consoles every generation.
I was also going to say something about games, but who gives a stuff about games these days? As long as you've got a nice coloured console, that's shape and size suits, with all of the leads neatly arranged behind the console, that has a suitable name, you're laughing.
I hate Nintendo because it's Nintendo
I don't need a reason at all.
I could say muddy colours amongst many others
Are the reasons to hate most of all.
Their consoles are always out last,
Their production is not very fast,
Their games are for kids
That still mostly wear bibs,
Lack of power will leave you aghast.
What about price are you sure?
Those carts are expensive manure.
But now they've gone disk with a nice little twist,
The price is the same as before.
The Gamecube is really a laugh
More gameplay is had in a bath.
It the Gamecube was the last console left in the world,
I'd stop being a gamer real fast.
FM: Not mincing his poetry today.
I don't need a reason at all.
I could say muddy colours amongst many others
Are the reasons to hate most of all.
Their consoles are always out last,
Their production is not very fast,
Their games are for kids
That still mostly wear bibs,
Lack of power will leave you aghast.
What about price are you sure?
Those carts are expensive manure.
But now they've gone disk with a nice little twist,
The price is the same as before.
The Gamecube is really a laugh
More gameplay is had in a bath.
It the Gamecube was the last console left in the world,
I'd stop being a gamer real fast.
FM: Not mincing his poetry today.
I Hate Nintendo because it isnt Sony
DeltaJava wrote:
> Things are looking up on the Squaresoft-Nintendo partnership,
> especially with the Final Fantasy game in development on the GC.
Nintendo won't let Square develop FF11 for the GC, you know.
> Things are looking up on the Squaresoft-Nintendo partnership,
> especially with the Final Fantasy game in development on the GC.
Nintendo won't let Square develop FF11 for the GC, you know.
Things are looking up on the Squaresoft-Nintendo partnership, especially with the Final Fantasy game in development on the GC.
Well i love Nintendo :-)
I hate Nintendo because they keep telling Squaresoft to sod off.
I would like to see a FInal Fantasy on the Cube
I would like to see a FInal Fantasy on the Cube
nintendo don't make a hole iin you wallet. The GC will be like £150 cheaper that the PS2 at launch
I hate NIntendo for making us wait a year for the Gamecube!!
I hate Nintendo because they're seriously damaging my finances... Thank God for SR! I've got 5 GC games before it's even been released :-DDDD
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