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"Limericks"

Eveyone who knows a limerick post it here! no junk! could make a book of them. hmmmmmmmmmm they can be from anywhere as well. so if you remember being told one or hearing one put it down. Could do with a laugh. Ill put some up when i can remember them. No one put just messages here .

There's a Dragon called Meka round here,
Who's posting is something to fear,
With prose that's sublime
And songs that don't rhyme
He could win 52 times a year.

There's a poster in FOG who's called Wookiee,
Who's posts I will usually have a lookie,
And when he's not here,
And there's nothing else near,
I'll just have to read a good bookie.

There is a young man called Grix Thraves,
He never says "Bye!", he just waves,
And despite being in Wales
and telling remarkably long tales,
As a poster he's one of my faves.

'Tis a sin to be Ninty they say,
Because Ninty's don't know how to play,
You can have a wee poke,
But they won't get the joke
And they'll flame you the rest of the day.

There once was a soldier called Snake,
Who shot anyone in his wake,
But now he's retired
or maybe just fired
We hope so for Ocelot's sake.

There was a Tomb Raider named Croft,
who as a little top heavy up top,
It drove her insane
Every time on a plane
That at high altitudes she would pop.

There was a young gamer called Sniper,
Who tried to get into a diaper,
But he fell on his head
And now he is dead,
So the rest of the forums went hyper.

heres one:

There once was a fisherman from Leeds
Whos children were all complete weeds,
At the sight of a cod
Or anything odd
They'd all go weak in the knees

Anyone here listen to "im sorry i'll read that again"?

Here are some samples from it:

I once had a fully trained moth
Who'd swim like a fish in scotch broth
to end his routine
He'd fart 'God Save the Queen'.
Has anyone here got a cloth?

hmmmmm, great.

And- er, Whoooo Style!

That wasn't a limerick.

When you do good you deserve a treat,
If you do bad you desrve to get beat,
I wear socks to hide the smell of my feat,
Still it can't be as bad as listening to DJ Luck and MC Neat.
Can you believe that i just made that up hear and now, i mean come on it makes sense and everything.

There once was a bear named Pooh,
Who spent alot of time on the loo!
One day he got stuck,
Among all the muck,
And no-one knew quite what to do!

I love that one!