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"Limericks"

Eveyone who knows a limerick post it here! no junk! could make a book of them. hmmmmmmmmmm they can be from anywhere as well. so if you remember being told one or hearing one put it down. Could do with a laugh. Ill put some up when i can remember them. No one put just messages here .

Your Honour wrote:
> FM, have you ever thought of doing something with your imagination.
>

The limericks were excellent and you always post good stuff in
> the storied.

You should be a professional writer.

"FM as a writer," he said.
Hmm, that's an interesting thread,
But writing for money just
ain't half as funny
as writing for free games instead.

"Boom! Boom!" - Basil Brush, 1972.

you sit there and look before you choose
I just pick it up as I have nothing left to lose

ok thats crap i know but at least i rhymes. :)

FM, have you ever thought of doing something with your imagination.

The limericks were excellent and you always post good stuff in the storied.

You should be a professional writer.

There once was an angler name Fisher
Who went fishing for fish in a fissure.
A strong gust of wind
Blew til he fell in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

There once was a sailor name Hopper.
By christ he had a whopper...



Ah, maybe not.

A bandy-legged policeman from Crewe
Said "I really don't know what to do!"
"I can stop without fuss
A lorry or bus,
But bubble-cars simply go through."

He is up with the rythem and down with the flow
He host his very own talk chat show
He loves to drink sour milk
His name is Robert Kilroy Silk.

There you go mate another work of art

There once was a man from Penzance
Who's pants were full of ants
He started to Dance
Then gave on a prance
Then he went into a trance....

There once was a pot called Bonus
Who was used for men with Bonus
One day he was full
Right up to his gull
And then he started to Moanus

Sorry, ignore these, I am trying though!

LOL

(Just Kidding, Bonus!)

"Let's all buy Sega!" you say,
Because at the end of the day,
Sony are naff,
Nintendo's a laff,
But for a Dreamcast it's cheaper to pay.

There's a six-legged Ant who's a beastie,
At the sight of some sugar he'll feastie,
Despite being a coy lad
He's ace with a joy pad
But with six legs, some go to weastie.