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3 gaming fans are taken captive by a tribe in the forest.
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------
Some people find the pits. They uncovered the first pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan and 100 empty bottles.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
Then uncovered the last pit and the pokemon fan poped out and said “anyone gotta light?”
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------
Some people find the pits. They uncovered the first pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan and 100 empty bottles.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
Then uncovered the last pit and the pokemon fan poped out and said “anyone gotta light?”
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Its a joke!!!
M16 wrote:
> Hahaha! I do, great joke.
For RBS: He asked for a lighter,
> something you use to light a fag, therefore he could not smoke the
> 100 fags.
Yes I got that, (I collect lighters! Got over 60... no I'm definitely not a pyromaniac! ;-D) but why did he survive when the ohers didn't?
> Hahaha! I do, great joke.
For RBS: He asked for a lighter,
> something you use to light a fag, therefore he could not smoke the
> 100 fags.
Yes I got that, (I collect lighters! Got over 60... no I'm definitely not a pyromaniac! ;-D) but why did he survive when the ohers didn't?
fag= cigaret
light= lighter
light= lighter
Hahaha! I do, great joke.
For RBS: He asked for a lighter, something you use to light a fag, therefore he could not smoke the 100 fags.
For RBS: He asked for a lighter, something you use to light a fag, therefore he could not smoke the 100 fags.
I don't get it.
3 gaming fans are taken captive by a tribe in the forest.
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------
Some people find the pits. They uncovered the first pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan and 100 empty bottles.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
Then uncovered the last pit and the pokemon fan poped out and said “anyone gotta light?”
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------
Some people find the pits. They uncovered the first pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan and 100 empty bottles.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
Then uncovered the last pit and the pokemon fan poped out and said “anyone gotta light?”
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