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"A little joke......."

3 gaming fans are taken captive by a tribe in the forest.
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------

Some people find the pits. They uncovered the first pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan and 100 empty bottles.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
Then uncovered the last pit and the pokemon fan poped out and said “anyone gotta light?”

JOKE NOT FUNNY!!!!!! makes no sense whatsoever. The guy who would have lived longest would have been the zelda fan. the would all have been dead after 1 year.
Could someone PLEASE explain why this is ment to be funny!

If he had cake surely he would have lived?

Or:
"I changed my mind, i don't like cake"

Or: "gotta napkin?"

wezal wrote:
> ha ha!

Then again you could also say for the final fantasy
> fan,
" have you got a knife and fork."

Or:
"Have you got a plate?"

;-)

Let's just agree that it was a poorly constructed joke. It could be good with more work.

Ahhh....but he could have used his hands to eat the cakes.


And as for RBS's first reply, that is exactly what I was gonna say.

:)

ha ha!

Then again you could also say for the final fantasy fan,
" have you got a knife and fork."

He is trying to say that he survived without smoking them, but if he had he would have died as well.

At least that is what it could have meant. it may not have.

(;o|

M16’s joke:

3 gaming fans are taken captive by a tribe in the forest.
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------

Then uncovered the first pit and they found a skeleton of the person with 100 fag butts.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
They uncovered the last pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan saying “anyone got a bottle opener?”