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3 gaming fans are taken captive by a tribe in the forest.
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------
Some people find the pits. They uncovered the first pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan and 100 empty bottles.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
Then uncovered the last pit and the pokemon fan poped out and said “anyone gotta light?”
“we lock you each down pit for 100 years,” said the big chief , “you may have 100 of 1 thing to be locked do with.”
The zelda fan said, “I’ll have 100 pints of beer.” So the chief gave him the beer and covered up the pit.
The final fantasy fan said “I’ll have 100 Christmas cakes.” So the chief gave him the cakes and covered up the pit.
The pokemon fan said “I’ll have 100 fags.” So the chief gave him the fags and covered the pit.
--------------------100 years later-----------------
Some people find the pits. They uncovered the first pit to find the skeleton of the zelda fan and 100 empty bottles.
They uncovered the second pit to find the skeleton of the final fantasy fan and 100 half eaten christmas cakes.
Then uncovered the last pit and the pokemon fan poped out and said “anyone gotta light?”
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This one is a bit off, but humerous nonetheless:
Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays in his house?
He puts his fags out in the pool.
Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays in his house?
He puts his fags out in the pool.
What do you call a Ninty with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
What do you call a Ninty floating in the sea?
Bob
What do you call a dead Ninty?
A start
What do you call a Ninty with a reel of cotton on his head?
Fred
What do you call a Ninty with bacon on his head?
Hamed
What do you call a Ninty with bacon on his head during an earthquake?
Sheik Mohamed
Cliff
What do you call a Ninty floating in the sea?
Bob
What do you call a dead Ninty?
A start
What do you call a Ninty with a reel of cotton on his head?
Fred
What do you call a Ninty with bacon on his head?
Hamed
What do you call a Ninty with bacon on his head during an earthquake?
Sheik Mohamed
Whoooo Style! wrote:
> Does anyone actually get my bloody joke? Read it below if you
> haven't already. I thought it was really funny.
is it that one of them just farted in the bath?
> Does anyone actually get my bloody joke? Read it below if you
> haven't already. I thought it was really funny.
is it that one of them just farted in the bath?
Does anyone actually get my bloody joke? Read it below if you haven't already. I thought it was really funny.
Heh, heh... no it's gone.
Does anyone get it?
I thought it was quite funny.
One for all you oldies
Bill and Ben sat in a bath, Bill goes
"flubba flubba lubba dub". Ben goes "You do that again and I'll kill ya!"
Let's see how many people get it
Whooo Style!
One for all you oldies
Bill and Ben sat in a bath, Bill goes
"flubba flubba lubba dub". Ben goes "You do that again and I'll kill ya!"
Let's see how many people get it
Whooo Style!
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