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"Favourite film quotes?"

There are some brilliant lines in films but what is your favourite ever line in a film.

I'd say mine has either got to be out of Glengary Glenross or a Samuel L Jackson line. Errrrr.....probably.....

1)Put that coffee down (Glengarry Glenross - Alec Baldwin)
2)The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the enequaties of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (Pulp Fiction - do I really need to say who says it)
3)You damn right (Shaft - again, do I really need to say)

I could probably think of a better line from GlenGary Glenroos but 'these forums can be viewed by people of all ages and therefore bad language will not be tolerated'.

The enitre Withnail & I script

(when IS that comming out on DVD?)

And of course, the timeless:


Cat: Dwayne Dibbley?!?!

Lister: Go to red alert!

Kryten looks up.

Kryten: Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb.


Classic!

Not a film, but still funny

Rimmer: Fire the laser cannons

Kryten: Ah, well there are two problems with that. Firstly we dont have any laser cannons and secondly.... we dont have any laser cannons. Now I know it may seem that I have said the same problem twice, but as it was such a majour flaw in you plan, I thought I was warrented.

Well i found it funny :)

"These aren't life, they're things !"

Lester from American Beauty.

Oh f*** it, I don't have to talk either man. See how you like............


.........just total f***ing silence. Two can play at that game smart guy, we'll just see how you like it.......


.........total silence....



Steve Buscemi in Fargo, a quality film.
And let's not forget the,

Yar!
Yaaaar!

from the same film.

Yep, I'd already written that one. What about this:


A human head ways 8 pounds



Damn that was funny - the little boy in Jerry Maguire

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I hope not cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt!




Samuel L Jackson and 'that woman' in Long Kiss Goodnight - not sure if I've already written this one.

Don't say a word to me Sydney, don't say a ---ing word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

Dennis Farina in Midnight Run - class film.

lol