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"Favourite film quotes?"

There are some brilliant lines in films but what is your favourite ever line in a film.

I'd say mine has either got to be out of Glengary Glenross or a Samuel L Jackson line. Errrrr.....probably.....

1)Put that coffee down (Glengarry Glenross - Alec Baldwin)
2)The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the enequaties of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (Pulp Fiction - do I really need to say who says it)
3)You damn right (Shaft - again, do I really need to say)

I could probably think of a better line from GlenGary Glenroos but 'these forums can be viewed by people of all ages and therefore bad language will not be tolerated'.

that is an old film.
I remeber it being a bit erm pants

Life is Pain princess, and anyone that tells you different is trying to sell you something - Princess Bride

One time, one time the kids from my neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect.

sir can i be frank?
not now jenkins i dont have time for impressions.

Surely you cant be serious?
Im allways serious and dont call me shirley

He was battered to death with a blunt excrement
Instrument!
Whatever


Without a Clue

"Who does number 2 work for?"

"my cousin Walter got a cat stuck in his (@)ss." Mallrats
"Dont threaten me with a dead fish" Withnail & I
"Son, you got a panty on your head" Raising Arizona

"And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one of so many good quotes out of an hilarious film

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears, right about . . . now."

and

"Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them."

Both from Dogma

"We're out of options. We've got less choices than a Welsh fish and chip shop."

Lister, from one of the Red Dwarf episodes, not sure which.