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Edgy stood above the broken corpse of one of Sony's lead designers, Dringo moved in from the shadows.
"Good work Edgy" he said quietly stepping over the man as if his death was insignificant. Indeed Dringo may seem a leader to Edgy but they both know that Edgy could snap Dringo's neck like a twig. But the two were inseperable, Edgy's immense power and violent behaviour whilst Dringo keeps him on the right track making his violent outbursts to there full effect.
Dringo moved ahead of Edgy "Big day tommorow" Dringo pointed out, "get some sleep" as he walked off.
The next day...
Dringo and Edgy had been in Japan now for a while as they stood outside Sony's head quaters. Dringo and Edgy moved forward both wearing Dark glasses and a suit but Edgy was carrying an axe.
In they walked "No sorry you can't go in there" commented the receptionist. Dringo nodded to Edgy.
Edgy leaped over the receptionist desk and sunk the axe into her chest, she started to choke as Edgy sunk the axe into her head, she lay limp.
"What the hell is going on" called a man futher down the corridor.
The man made a run for it and locked himself in the janitors closet as Edgy tried to beat the door down. Screams echoed around Sony HQ as Dringo moved towards the offices at the end. All the remaining Sony officials hid behind their desk as Dringo approached the Playstation boss.
"Erm may I help you sir" He said quivering
"Hand over Playstation" Dringo said calmly Edgy now stood beside Dringo with his blood stained axe.
"Erm it isn't that simple" he replied nearly on the verge of tears
"Hand me over Playstation" Dringo repeated a lot more firm as Edgy made a threatening atep forward.
He gulped "Here you go he said signing over the rights to the Playstation"
Dringo smiled and nodded, Edgy pounced forward,
"But you said" he panicked
"I didn't say anything" Dringo stated as he left the room listening to the mans screams as Edgy ripped him apart with his teeth.
Later...
"That was fun" Edgy exclaimed "Off to America now" Edgy continued.
"Indeed" Dringo said "The fun has only just begun" he continued.
"Good work Edgy" he said quietly stepping over the man as if his death was insignificant. Indeed Dringo may seem a leader to Edgy but they both know that Edgy could snap Dringo's neck like a twig. But the two were inseperable, Edgy's immense power and violent behaviour whilst Dringo keeps him on the right track making his violent outbursts to there full effect.
Dringo moved ahead of Edgy "Big day tommorow" Dringo pointed out, "get some sleep" as he walked off.
The next day...
Dringo and Edgy had been in Japan now for a while as they stood outside Sony's head quaters. Dringo and Edgy moved forward both wearing Dark glasses and a suit but Edgy was carrying an axe.
In they walked "No sorry you can't go in there" commented the receptionist. Dringo nodded to Edgy.
Edgy leaped over the receptionist desk and sunk the axe into her chest, she started to choke as Edgy sunk the axe into her head, she lay limp.
"What the hell is going on" called a man futher down the corridor.
The man made a run for it and locked himself in the janitors closet as Edgy tried to beat the door down. Screams echoed around Sony HQ as Dringo moved towards the offices at the end. All the remaining Sony officials hid behind their desk as Dringo approached the Playstation boss.
"Erm may I help you sir" He said quivering
"Hand over Playstation" Dringo said calmly Edgy now stood beside Dringo with his blood stained axe.
"Erm it isn't that simple" he replied nearly on the verge of tears
"Hand me over Playstation" Dringo repeated a lot more firm as Edgy made a threatening atep forward.
He gulped "Here you go he said signing over the rights to the Playstation"
Dringo smiled and nodded, Edgy pounced forward,
"But you said" he panicked
"I didn't say anything" Dringo stated as he left the room listening to the mans screams as Edgy ripped him apart with his teeth.
Later...
"That was fun" Edgy exclaimed "Off to America now" Edgy continued.
"Indeed" Dringo said "The fun has only just begun" he continued.
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Dringo ignored turbonnuters entry as it was pointless.
"Go Edgy" Dringo requested as Edgy ran in to the heavily guarded area around Mirosoft HQ. Seconds had past before Edgy returned. Dringo and Edgy marched up to the entrance whilst every last security guard lay dead, Edgy had been in and out without a word. Dringo opened the door but he knew there was no controlling psycho Edgy now as he tore nearly every last Microsoft employee to pieces.
A young lady at around 20 years of age sat quaking hoping not to be noticed in the corner. Dringo walked up to her waving Edgy down.
"Where's Bill Gates" Dringo asked
"Erm err huh mm" she managed to say whilst tears rolled down her eyes.
"Where is Bill Gates and I promise I won't kill you" Dringo reasurred
"erm down the corridor turn right, then left past the security doors and just go straight ahead" She said quickly "can I go now? she pleaded
Dringo smiled and said "I will keep my word and won't kill you but Edgy is a little uncontrolable...
The lady's almost relief turned in to panick as Edgy lunged at her, Dringo watched as Egdy pinned her too the wall with two knives. Edgy sat on her lap and bit too of her fingers off, she screamed in agonising pain as Edgy bit into her neck. She was still alive even after Edgy carefully removed her tongue to shut her up. Dringo smiled at Edgy's handy work as he finnally put her out of her misery and ripped her throat out.
more security guards relentlessly tried halting Edgy as he tore each one limb from limb. When they reached the security gate Dringo laid a bomb upon it, he calmly walked round the corner as it exploded leaving nothing but the door to Bill Gates's office to attend to. Dringo smashed it in to find Bill Gates hiding underneath his desk.
"What do you want 600 million, 1 billion, what?" Bill Gates said crying
"erm... the X-box" Dringo said quickly
"Thats it, ok then" Bill Gates said handing it over, he knew it was a dead weight anyway.
Dringo left the room "Shall I kill him" inquired Edgy
"No" replied Dringo "he may be a prat but without him the world will be in ruins"
Edgy nodded "To Japan then" Edgy said
"Indeed" replied Dringo
"Go Edgy" Dringo requested as Edgy ran in to the heavily guarded area around Mirosoft HQ. Seconds had past before Edgy returned. Dringo and Edgy marched up to the entrance whilst every last security guard lay dead, Edgy had been in and out without a word. Dringo opened the door but he knew there was no controlling psycho Edgy now as he tore nearly every last Microsoft employee to pieces.
A young lady at around 20 years of age sat quaking hoping not to be noticed in the corner. Dringo walked up to her waving Edgy down.
"Where's Bill Gates" Dringo asked
"Erm err huh mm" she managed to say whilst tears rolled down her eyes.
"Where is Bill Gates and I promise I won't kill you" Dringo reasurred
"erm down the corridor turn right, then left past the security doors and just go straight ahead" She said quickly "can I go now? she pleaded
Dringo smiled and said "I will keep my word and won't kill you but Edgy is a little uncontrolable...
The lady's almost relief turned in to panick as Edgy lunged at her, Dringo watched as Egdy pinned her too the wall with two knives. Edgy sat on her lap and bit too of her fingers off, she screamed in agonising pain as Edgy bit into her neck. She was still alive even after Edgy carefully removed her tongue to shut her up. Dringo smiled at Edgy's handy work as he finnally put her out of her misery and ripped her throat out.
more security guards relentlessly tried halting Edgy as he tore each one limb from limb. When they reached the security gate Dringo laid a bomb upon it, he calmly walked round the corner as it exploded leaving nothing but the door to Bill Gates's office to attend to. Dringo smashed it in to find Bill Gates hiding underneath his desk.
"What do you want 600 million, 1 billion, what?" Bill Gates said crying
"erm... the X-box" Dringo said quickly
"Thats it, ok then" Bill Gates said handing it over, he knew it was a dead weight anyway.
Dringo left the room "Shall I kill him" inquired Edgy
"No" replied Dringo "he may be a prat but without him the world will be in ruins"
Edgy nodded "To Japan then" Edgy said
"Indeed" replied Dringo
Days later Turbonutter removed quite a large part of Edgy's head with a shotgun. He then picked up Dringo by his feet (for he's a weak little scroat) and swung him round. Faster and faster he swung him until with an almighty road he swung Dringo against a tree. The trunk fractured and Dringo's back shattered and was bent so far backwards the discs separated. He slumped to the floor, paralysed and half dead fom the impact. Turbonutter picked up the axe and hurled it at Dringo's head, it was the last thing Dringo ever saw.
Days later....
"Here we are" Dringo said
"Yes now where is the Microsoft headquaters" Edgy said eager for blood
"Be patient my young friend we will be there soon enough.
"Here we are" Dringo said
"Yes now where is the Microsoft headquaters" Edgy said eager for blood
"Be patient my young friend we will be there soon enough.
Edgy stood above the broken corpse of one of Sony's lead designers, Dringo moved in from the shadows.
"Good work Edgy" he said quietly stepping over the man as if his death was insignificant. Indeed Dringo may seem a leader to Edgy but they both know that Edgy could snap Dringo's neck like a twig. But the two were inseperable, Edgy's immense power and violent behaviour whilst Dringo keeps him on the right track making his violent outbursts to there full effect.
Dringo moved ahead of Edgy "Big day tommorow" Dringo pointed out, "get some sleep" as he walked off.
The next day...
Dringo and Edgy had been in Japan now for a while as they stood outside Sony's head quaters. Dringo and Edgy moved forward both wearing Dark glasses and a suit but Edgy was carrying an axe.
In they walked "No sorry you can't go in there" commented the receptionist. Dringo nodded to Edgy.
Edgy leaped over the receptionist desk and sunk the axe into her chest, she started to choke as Edgy sunk the axe into her head, she lay limp.
"What the hell is going on" called a man futher down the corridor.
The man made a run for it and locked himself in the janitors closet as Edgy tried to beat the door down. Screams echoed around Sony HQ as Dringo moved towards the offices at the end. All the remaining Sony officials hid behind their desk as Dringo approached the Playstation boss.
"Erm may I help you sir" He said quivering
"Hand over Playstation" Dringo said calmly Edgy now stood beside Dringo with his blood stained axe.
"Erm it isn't that simple" he replied nearly on the verge of tears
"Hand me over Playstation" Dringo repeated a lot more firm as Edgy made a threatening atep forward.
He gulped "Here you go he said signing over the rights to the Playstation"
Dringo smiled and nodded, Edgy pounced forward,
"But you said" he panicked
"I didn't say anything" Dringo stated as he left the room listening to the mans screams as Edgy ripped him apart with his teeth.
Later...
"That was fun" Edgy exclaimed "Off to America now" Edgy continued.
"Indeed" Dringo said "The fun has only just begun" he continued.
"Good work Edgy" he said quietly stepping over the man as if his death was insignificant. Indeed Dringo may seem a leader to Edgy but they both know that Edgy could snap Dringo's neck like a twig. But the two were inseperable, Edgy's immense power and violent behaviour whilst Dringo keeps him on the right track making his violent outbursts to there full effect.
Dringo moved ahead of Edgy "Big day tommorow" Dringo pointed out, "get some sleep" as he walked off.
The next day...
Dringo and Edgy had been in Japan now for a while as they stood outside Sony's head quaters. Dringo and Edgy moved forward both wearing Dark glasses and a suit but Edgy was carrying an axe.
In they walked "No sorry you can't go in there" commented the receptionist. Dringo nodded to Edgy.
Edgy leaped over the receptionist desk and sunk the axe into her chest, she started to choke as Edgy sunk the axe into her head, she lay limp.
"What the hell is going on" called a man futher down the corridor.
The man made a run for it and locked himself in the janitors closet as Edgy tried to beat the door down. Screams echoed around Sony HQ as Dringo moved towards the offices at the end. All the remaining Sony officials hid behind their desk as Dringo approached the Playstation boss.
"Erm may I help you sir" He said quivering
"Hand over Playstation" Dringo said calmly Edgy now stood beside Dringo with his blood stained axe.
"Erm it isn't that simple" he replied nearly on the verge of tears
"Hand me over Playstation" Dringo repeated a lot more firm as Edgy made a threatening atep forward.
He gulped "Here you go he said signing over the rights to the Playstation"
Dringo smiled and nodded, Edgy pounced forward,
"But you said" he panicked
"I didn't say anything" Dringo stated as he left the room listening to the mans screams as Edgy ripped him apart with his teeth.
Later...
"That was fun" Edgy exclaimed "Off to America now" Edgy continued.
"Indeed" Dringo said "The fun has only just begun" he continued.
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